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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

:d2a: amen -ed balls

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Miles Vorkosigan
Mar 21, 2007

The stuff that dreams are made of.
If teup wins that's it for polls, poll plane buh byeee

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
This is my first election on the west coast. Gonna be weird seeing states called before midnight.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Reading that November 8 2016 Trtump Thread and hoo boy at all the "Trump can't really be THAT bad, can he" posts lmao

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Whale plane lulling us into a false sense of security before he drops his payload of Chinese republican straight ticket ballots all over PA and FL

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



Google Butt posted:

Literally the best outcome in terms of content is blue texas biden victory and a highly effective vaccine during trumps lame duck

we are never getting a vaccine lol, this thing is just gonna have to evolve into a less deadly version like h1n1

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
This is sweet.

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1323631048073293825?s=19

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
is trump????

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

who is winning? anything happen?

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004


seems like a good call but what the h*ck do I know??

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

the flip from happy schnork to bork after the punch has me crackin up

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

cop worship is disgusting

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
one thing i want to note is that despite all the doom saying itf, election day has been remarkably serene

Grimoire
Jul 9, 2003

Thulasendrapuram!

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Joementum posted:

:siren: SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT :siren:


the number of registered democrats who've voted today in vermont is ZERO

:prepop:

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


lol ok pappy

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Zisky posted:

This seems like a good thing?

we have to wait to see if the incompetent fascist is voted out before we begin to evaluate whether or not the incompetent centrist will doing anything good at all (spoiler: lol)

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
https://twitter.com/BreakingNews/status/560712682?s=20

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

CODChimera posted:

who is winning? anything happen?

Trump, and no

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Schnorkles posted:

one thing i want to note is that despite all the doom saying itf, election day has been remarkably serene

woo no violence so far

hell yeah low standards

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

same

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Schnorkles posted:

one thing i want to note is that despite all the doom saying itf, election day has been remarkably serene

way to jinx it pal

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

dads friend steve posted:

seems like a good call but what the h*ck do I know??

Gonna end up being a banker or something

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Lol

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

one thing i want to note is that despite all the doom saying itf, election day has been remarkably serene

Tbh I really would have been surprised if there were any reports of shots fired in Michigan

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib
klingon doesnt have a word for "vote" or "ballot" probs bc they dont fuckin vote but we can approximate with the verb ghur (to increase).

as a standin for "ballot" we can try "cause the number to increase." we can use the noun mI' (number) and tack on a superlative 'a' since its the only number anyone cares about right now

ghur is intransitive, so we can't use mI''a' as the direct object, which means we just tack on the -moH suffix to indicate that the number is being made to increase

so "vote" would be something like mI''a' ghurmoH and youd add the imperative yI- prefix to make it a command

mI''a' yIghurmoH!
Vote!

and since we already have the klingon saying bIje'be'chugh vaj bIHegh (buy or die) we can restructure it slightly from a command to a threat by changing the yI- prefix to bI-:

mI''a' bIghurmoHbe'chugh vaj bIHegh
Vote or die

tromp

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Schnorkles posted:

one thing i want to note is that despite all the doom saying itf, election day has been remarkably serene

Why did you jinx us?

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

succdems are everywhere

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008


Had me wondering for like 3 seconds, noice

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

got me

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

gently caress me... this was his update?

ZoninSilver
May 30, 2011
STILL STAYING TUNED, THANK YOU!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Schnorkles posted:

one thing i want to note is that despite all the doom saying itf, election day has been remarkably serene

I said yesterday there would
be no chaos other than trumps reactions

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

lumpentroll posted:

should the soft serve in the wheel chair have a beard?

no!!!! im too young to grow facial hair!!!

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

one thing i want to note is that despite all the doom saying itf, election day has been remarkably serene

not inside my head it isn't

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Schnorkles

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

Lol

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Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



FOREIGN INTERFERENCE CANCEL THE ELECTION AND DECLARE THE WINNER IS TURNP!

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