TRUMP 1460: HAVE A GOOD LIFE, WE WILL SEE YOU SOON!

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Squizzle posted:

i did my part

I wish I had the golden gang tag

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:15

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 21:33

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Gringostar posted:

i honestly want a landslide for biden just so that one of the last things limbaugh is around for is trump getting owned

Its def not gonna be a landslide

At best Biden has a chance against a stacked conservative court when disputing PA vote in Dec

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:15

Fix: Jul 26, 2005; NEWT THE MOON

https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1323735260043993088

Oh yeah. Good point.

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:16

lumpentroll: Mar 4, 2020

https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/1323735021191127042

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:16

the popes toes: Oct 10, 2004

NOTAM Number: 8/1376
Procedure Affected: Special Procedure
NOTE: POLL PLANE OUT OF CONTROL

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:16

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

euphronius posted:

I wish I had the golden gang tag

yeah that would be nice huh

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:16

bebop esq: Apr 17, 2006; hi boys

JaneError posted:

lol gently caress him

https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/1323735021191127042?s=20

meanwhile in Delaware

https://twitter.com/JerryHabraken/status/1323727994662301697

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:16

DAD LOST MY IPOD: Feb 3, 2012; Fats Dominar is on the case

JaneError posted:

lol gently caress him

https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/1323735021191127042?s=20

kill this man imo

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:16

Dr. VooDoo: May 4, 2006

zegermans posted:

do you think Cyclops has to wear a red condom or else his cum blast will destroy Jean

SpiderMan�s radioactive spidercum gave MJ terminal cancer which she died from so the answer is yes

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:16

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Marx Headroom posted:

klingon doesnt have a word for "vote" or "ballot" probs bc they dont fuckin vote but we can approximate with the verb ghur (to increase).

as a standin for "ballot" we can try "cause the number to increase." we can use the noun mI' (number) and tack on a superlative 'a' since its the only number anyone cares about right now

ghur is intransitive, so we can't use mI''a' as the direct object, which means we just tack on the -moH suffix to indicate that the number is being made to increase

so "vote" would be something like mI''a' ghurmoH and youd add the imperative yI- prefix to make it a command

mI''a' yIghurmoH!
Vote!

and since we already have the klingon saying bIje'be'chugh vaj bIHegh (buy or die) we can restructure it slightly from a command to a threat by changing the yI- prefix to bI-:

mI''a' bIghurmoHbe'chugh vaj bIHegh
Vote or die

tromp

Know how to say "number go up" in Klingon will be great for my doomsday econ thread cred

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:16

Mouth Ze Dong: Jan 2, 2005; Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

I just had a real peaceful blissfully ignorany of any trumsp period of about 30 seconds, and all it took was every edible i had and 3 beers

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:16

Bruteman: Apr 15, 2003; Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?

Schnorkles posted:

one thing i want to note is that despite all the doom saying itf, election day has been remarkably serene

Im disappointed, the best and brightest doombrains in this thread told me there would be bomb threats and shootings everywhere :confused:

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:16

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

Ouhei posted:

Wasn't Jill a teacher for a long rear end time? Seems like one area Joe would be pretty rock solid on.

Delaware schools are loving terrible. Hth.

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:16

Giga Gaia: May 2, 2006; 360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

neutral milf hotel posted:

I can't wait to use this image tonight

nice thumbnail

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:16

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Smythe posted:

i hope Biden wins lol

this means a lot. a whole heck of a lot

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:16

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

rtu,p

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:16

Fix: Jul 26, 2005; NEWT THE MOON

lumpentroll posted:

https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/1323735021191127042

lmao

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:16

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Zisky posted:

Violin people are so loving annoying.

REPORTS OF ELECTION VIOLINS

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:17

hungry for crepes n shit: Aug 17, 2005

so what's goin on, anything?

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:17

misdirectomy: Feb 19, 2008

By the end of the night I vow to come up with a completely new way to misspell MPTUR

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:17

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

should I get wine y/n

first 5 answers decide

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:17

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Gringostar posted:

mods?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX-YfuVQmX8

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:17

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:17

goth smoking cloves: Feb 28, 2011

Nothing matters except the things that do matter

Those especially don't matter.

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:17

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

hungry for crepes n poo poo posted:

so what's goin on, anything?

nope p boring overall

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:17

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

euphronius posted:

should I get wine y/n

first 5 answers decide

yes

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:17

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

euphronius posted:

should I get wine y/n

first 5 answers decide

Yes

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:17

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

euphronius posted:

should I get wine y/n

first 5 answers decide

get a nice port

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:17

galenanorth: May 19, 2016

JaneError posted:

lol gently caress him

Everyone who posted the original tweet in this thread is responsible for this

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:17

JAMOOOL: Oct 18, 2004; I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!

euphronius posted:

back to doom

um it's the Trump campaign that has concerns. turnout in Dem counties is huge right now

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:17

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003; no meds = f4

Gringostar posted:

mods?

i voted for howie bitch. ... in california. dont come at me mother fucker

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:17

Giga Gaia: May 2, 2006; 360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Plinkey posted:

get a nice port

maybe some sherry

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:17

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

thank you two day

that was a fast vote lamo

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:17

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

goth smoking cloves posted:

Nothing matters except the things that do matter

Those especially don't matter.

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:18

DarkEuphoria: Nov 7, 2012

took an Election Day nap is everyone crazy(er) yet

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:18

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Giga Gaia posted:

nice thumbnail

I'm saving the full-sized version for later

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:18

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

euphronius posted:

I wish I had the golden gang tag

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:18

Dustcat: Jan 26, 2019

euphronius posted:

should I get wine y/n

first 5 answers decide

buy a bottle of reasonably priced domestic sparkling wine to pop when joe biden declares his victory tonight

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:18

Harrow: Jun 30, 2012

I have started drinking bourbon

technically I am still supposed to be working

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:18

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dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

as a big fan of the chronicles of riddick I think the hosed up fascist death cult was onto something where the next leader is the one who bested the previous leader in single combat

# ? Nov 3, 2020 22:18

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