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mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Lol putin should call the election for trump and offer poll watchers to "help"

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sliami
Apr 28, 2018



Do it ironically posted:

there are a lot of religious non white people who will vote against their best interests because gay marriage and abortions just like there are a lot of religious white people who will vote against their best interest because gay marriage and abortions

and there's lgbt and/or nonwhites who'll vote against their best interests because birth lottery, bootstraps and fygm :mrgw:

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Mirthless posted:

white males were the only demographic that voted less for Trump in this election than the last

the trump coalition was women + bipoc

come up with a new idea

keep defending white men they could use the leg up

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Frosted Flake posted:

Their party colour is already red.

They're not on the right team though, the letter is wrong!

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

euphronius posted:

I think Covid helped trump

trump getting covid definitely hurt him with seniors, especially since he was hospitalized right around when absentee and early voting was really starting to roll

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


twoday posted:

2020 election strategy:

Step 1: hire goons to stuff the ballot boxes for Biden
Step 2: tweet a bunch of poo poo about how the election is rigged
Step 3: sue biden and expose the blatantly obvious ballot box stuffing
Step 4: throw him in jail
Step 5: continue to be president

jacob wohl taken out of retirement for one last gig...

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Louisgod posted:

I'm still hungover and this was a good own lol

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Do it ironically posted:

there are a lot of religious non white people who will vote against their best interests because gay marriage and abortions just like there are a lot of religious white people who will vote against their best interest because gay marriage and abortions

PBS yesterday were showing interviews with voters (it was great because they included non voters calling out how poo poo Biden was) and there was this one dude who was probably 60, white, wearing a USA cap who was all, "I don't like Mr Trumps belittling of people, I don't like what he says about Biden, that's not representative of me. I don't like how he won't wear a mask. But the only issues I vote on is abortion..."

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

it's cool as hell that dems ran on saving the soul of the nation when there was never a soul to save in the first place

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

jacob wohl taken out of retirement for one last gig...

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


good god that's funny

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
lmao legal weed passed in loving south Dakota too??? the dnc is worthless

PoontifexMacksimus
Feb 14, 2012


Can we finally get some national socialism up in here??

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/1324022141579350017?s=20

Meanwhile Biden's campaign sent out the campaign manager to say how confident he was in the Supreme Court upholding his victory

lol is Biden even up yet???

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

The Saucer Hovers posted:

keep defending white men they could use the leg up

this strategy will work, i just need to keep hitting people over the head with it and eventually all the white men will stop bullying us and choose a candidate for us that isn't so mean and bad

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

fermun posted:

sorta. the sexual assault allegation was retracted so maybe

lmao

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Congrats to Sutton, Vermont, home of actor Luis Guzmán, for being the only district not yet reporting results in the state.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/Mikel_Jollett/status/1323799780221313024

https://twitter.com/dorothysclark/status/1323803766039171078

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

jacob wohl taken out of prison for one last gig...

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

journos working round the clock today, deleting all the "blue texas" draft tweets from their queue

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Stevie Lee posted:

lmao legal weed passed in loving south Dakota too??? the dnc is worthless

DNC can't endorse drug legalization because then what excuse can they use for locking people up in torture and slave camps.

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War
remember when the said Bernie couldn’t be the nominee because he would be down ballot poison???

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
I'm sorry Hillary

I'm truly sorry. Voting for you enabled your behavior, and I shouldn't have let fear of (goddamn it can't figure out how to make trump a relationship metaphor) lead me to do so.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


yo is biden like. still alive

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

Atrocious Joe posted:

https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/1324022141579350017?s=20

Meanwhile Biden's campaign sent out the campaign manager to say how confident he was in the Supreme Court upholding his victory

lol is Biden even up yet???

if i was biden id still be sleeping

just wake me up when its over. No wait, dont

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

PoontifexMacksimus posted:

Can we finally get some national socialism up in here??

If it gets me healthcare 🤷‍♂️

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004


just imagining this guy standing over his stove, hand held on the burner, going "siri, what makes uh-oh bad bad smells?"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

well, there's the fact that they liked the other cuban dictator

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

Pollyanna posted:

yo is biden like. still alive

:pray:

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

if i was biden id still be sleeping

just wake me up when its over. No wait, dont

honestly let grandpa sleep he was up way past his bedtime

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



this guy is an ivy league professor lol

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

The annoying thing is there's a kind of logic to this, if you just randomly jump from fact to vaguely related fact without concerning yourself with whether the whole of the thought process makes any goddamn sense.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

oh cool legal weed in south dakota means it probably gets cheaper in nebraska where we had a weed amendment headed for the ballot but got chudged

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Atrocious Joe posted:

https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/1324022141579350017?s=20

Meanwhile Biden's campaign sent out the campaign manager to say how confident he was in the Supreme Court upholding his victory

lol is Biden even up yet???
After saying he was tired and turning in at 9pm last night, Joe biden passed away in his sleep, reports confirm

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Stevie Lee posted:

lmao legal weed passed in loving south Dakota too??? the dnc is worthless

lmao yeah the dems could have made huge huge inroads in the midwest by really embracing marijuana reform and pushing it hard during this cycle but Biden is an old man who hates the reefer

Republicans have an opportunity to embrace marijuana reform as an attack on big gov and they will start on it soon, especially with an anti-pot guy in charge

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


well at least that isn’t fascism

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Stevie Lee posted:

lmao legal weed passed in loving south Dakota too??? the dnc is worthless

well you see the devil's lettuce makes you vote republican

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Im going to watch9 hours of thebpetwr Jackson hobbit and dwarf suck and gently caress fest

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Fast Luck posted:

After saying he was tired and turning in at 9pm last night, Joe biden passed away in his sleep, reports confirm

that would just be perfect.

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actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

can anyone catch me up on the remaining states

AZ - biden
NV - slightly biden
WI - going to recount
MI - remaining ballots apparently favor dems so I'll say Biden
PA - lol
NC - trump
GA - tossup as remaining ballots will favor biden

AK is obviously trump so look like 227-216 biden + above states

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