ELECTION DAZE: A bottomless mimosa splashing on a human face forever

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Vaah: Dec 25, 2008

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

you can't freeze this peach

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:12

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 11:31

Apraxin: Feb 22, 2006; General-Admiral

jacksonchan posted:

If Biden wins Nevada but doesn't win PA, NC and GA, we're getting a contingent election, right? One of Maine's electoral college votes is going to Trump, so that leaves us with a 269/269 tie.

House votes Trump for president (since dems don't have a majority of state delegates) and then Senate has to select from the 2 candidates with the most popular votes - so Biden for VP. The best, most correct outcome for this entire shitshow

I think the only tie scenario left is if AZ gets uncalled and then Biden wins GA and none of the other remaining states

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:13

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Rock My Socks! posted:

Big Georgia Dump Incoming

Big Georgia is a classy lady and would prefer you don't advertise when she is headed to the toilet.

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:13

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Trump won

My heart

Also the presidency

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:13

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Serf posted:

if georgia is the deciding state i want a solid-diamond nojoe tag

if omaha is the deciding electoral vote I want mod buttons forever

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:13

drunkb: Aug 14, 2009; The Great Twist

I want to know why goku didn't show up on my ballot. Goons unite for 2024.

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:13

Serf: May 5, 2011

Pollyanna posted:

i mean you could say that about the country at large, but

land votes within certain boundaries. if biden wins big in atl and savannah with things this close, ga would narrowly go blue lmao

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:14

Serf: May 5, 2011

FAUXTON posted:

if omaha is the deciding electoral vote I want mod buttons forever

i support this

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:14

Mameluke: Aug 2, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

SKULL.GIF posted:

The rapist lost

god drat it, the rapist won?!

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:14

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Ok cool, so Georgia results are a good way to end this episode of the season _{(apologies for making this joke)}.

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:14

THS: Sep 15, 2017

still laughing

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:14

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Rynn posted:

I wonder if it was Rudy or Trunp�s idea to have I�m Eric and Kayleigh tweet out that they won PA

I mean we know Eric is dumb as poo poo but for Kayleigh that�s going to follow her for awhile wherever she goes and was real loving stupid

lmao no, she's going to be a talking head on fox and pull in 7 figures. probably will make more money in her life than anyone posting in this thread, including the dudes who worked at google in the early days and banked mad stock

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:15

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

drunkb posted:

I want to know why goku didn't show up on my ballot. Goons unite for 2024.

He was listed as Kakarot Q. Corngood (R-Iowa).

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:15

Azathoth: Apr 3, 2001

Serf posted:

if georgia is the deciding state i want a solid-diamond nojoe tag

nojoes in a state that biden flipped from trump should get a free av or a plat upgrade or some poo poo

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:15

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

jacksonchan posted:

If Biden wins Nevada but doesn't win PA, NC and GA, we're getting a contingent election, right? One of Maine's electoral college votes is going to Trump, so that leaves us with a 269/269 tie.

House votes Trump for president (since dems don't have a majority of state delegates) and then Senate has to select from the 2 candidates with the most popular votes - so Biden for VP. The best, most correct outcome for this entire shitshow.

No Biden also won one EC in Nebraska that offsets the Maine EC Trump won.

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:15

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Full-fledge ballot documentary on CNN rn.

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:16

jacksonchan: Jun 29, 2005

Vox Nihili posted:

No Biden also won one EC in Nebraska that offsets the Maine EC Trump won.

Okay, I didn't check Nebraska, I feel much better. I for reals had a mental breakdown when I realized this might come down to the loving house and senate.

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:16

croup coughfield: Apr 8, 2020; Can't post for 55 days!

a helpful bear posted:

Did they resurrect The_Donald?

thedonald.win is going strong

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:16

gandlethorpe: Aug 16, 2008

So who's gonna get Kamala's seat? Someone lovely no doubt

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:17

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

jacksonchan posted:

If Biden wins Nevada but doesn't win PA, NC and GA, we're getting a contingent election, right? One of Maine's electoral college votes is going to Trump, so that leaves us with a 269/269 tie.

House votes Trump for president (since dems don't have a majority of state delegates) and then Senate has to select from the 2 candidates with the most popular votes - so Biden for VP. The best, most correct outcome for this entire shitshow.

ahahaha trump would love to have biden as a VP

he would demand biden serve him coffee every day. he would outlaw mask use by white house staff and make biden greet and meet all the unmasked people visiting daily. trump would loving love it

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:17

Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

Why do I have to apologize to Hillary Clinton?

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:17

drunkb: Aug 14, 2009; The Great Twist

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

He was listed as Kakarot Q. Corngood (R-Iowa).

Still not going to Iowa for any reason at all and I am from flyover country.

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:17

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

confirmed Georgia NoJoe goons should be made c-spam mods no questions asked.

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:18

Spoondick: Jun 9, 2000

gandlethorpe posted:

So who's gonna get Kamala's seat? Someone lovely no doubt

wow democrat senator carly fiorina

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:18

Wheeee: Mar 11, 2001; When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

trump won

he gets to quit the lovely stressful job he hated without actually quitting or losing because those fuckers cheated

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:19

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

gandlethorpe posted:

So who's gonna get Kamala's seat? Someone lovely no doubt

probably newsom since he�s probably not getting re-elected with the coming post covid recession

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:19

Mameluke: Aug 2, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

https://results.decisiondeskhq.com/

idk this map looks like there are six states being counted and biden will take 17 ec votes to trump taking 54

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:19

Homocow: Apr 24, 2007; Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!; Pillbug

my therapist is really big into psychedelics so she's stoked about this

psychedelic therapy has huge potential and I hope more states start to see the benefit

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:19

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Spoondick posted:

wow democrat senator carly fiorina

don't forget meg whitman! i heard she's looking for work after that billion dollar video network collapsed in 6 months, lol

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:20

JAY ZERO SUM GAME: Oct 18, 2005; Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.

https://youtu.be/_kH_EZF0XqM

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:20

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

https://twitter.com/thwphipps/status/1324013833569116161?s=21

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:20

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Cowpocalypse posted:

my therapist is really big into psychedelics so she's stoked about this

psychedelic therapy has huge potential and I hope more states start to see the benefit

take shrooms and climb mt. hood

# ? Nov 5, 2020 01:21