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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Open Marriage Night posted:

Really proud of Detroit today.

The first time any person has ever said this.

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://mobile.twitter.com/stphnfwlr/status/1324185909974085632

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Gaius Marius posted:

The gang tries to preserve democracy by stuffing the ballot for trump. They end up driving all the Trump ballots into the river somehow. Frank makes a killing off election betting and reveals he never gave a poo poo and was trying to tip the odds to get better odds

Leading up to the election they have all been vocally talking about how Trump is outrageous and Biden needs to win. We follow them to the polls and then from each of their individual perspectives see them voting Trump as we hear their internal monologue reason why (all of which involve doing it to spite a different member of the group). Back in the bar results come in and Trump wins Philly by 4 votes, winning him the overall election. Each member of the group looks at the others suspiciously, leading to Charlie and Frank confessing. Rather than also admitting they did the same, the episode ends with Dee, Dennis and Mac berating them for letting everyone down.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Open Marriage Night posted:

Really proud of Detroit today.

https://twitter.com/violetikon/status/1324162494642925568

Hell yes.

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

The first time any person has ever said this.

Hey. :mad:

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...




I love my dead gay city.

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

Open Marriage Night posted:

Really proud of Detroit today.

no kidding.
Good stuff Detroit, you earned a good thumbs up today.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Gaius Marius posted:

Just. This. Once. Don't gently caress things up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1brE-OJ50A

Timeless Appeal
May 28, 2006
As a Mets fan, I am willing to say the words "Chase Utley was a pretty good player" if Philly can end this.

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
dude on CNN saying that word from inside the trump camp is a feeling of resignation that nobody wants to acknowledge because they can't admit defeat lol

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

Timeless Appeal posted:

As a Mets fan, I am willing to say the words "Chase Utley was a pretty good player" if Philly can end this.

Let's not say things we can't take back now.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Oh god PA you doing me dirty.

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

https://twitter.com/CaptMarkKelly/status/1324187655035252737

Bootleg Trunks
Jun 12, 2020

Just end already

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

I CAN FEEL IT IN THE AIR TONIGHT

Xander B Coolridge
Sep 2, 2011
My balls were in my stomach after that silence

https://twitter.com/nadinebh_/status/1324116998499016716?s=20

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Ugh this is going to be declared in the middle of the night won't it. I'll be asleep. I'm not staying up for this.

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012


Why isn't he wearing his space suit. It's the alpha move

Bloody Pom
Jun 5, 2011



Vorik posted:

I CAN FEEL IT IN THE AIR TONIGHT

Avatar/post combo right here.

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Ugh this is going to be declared in the middle of the night won't it. I'll be asleep. I'm not staying up for this.

ill call u and leave you a voice mail with the result

RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_nPp64OrBc

Ganon
May 24, 2003
If Mark Kelly wins it sucks that he has to run so soon again in 2022

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

HonorableTB posted:

dude on CNN saying that word from inside the trump camp is a feeling of resignation that nobody wants to acknowledge because they can't admit defeat lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBaEQ9grmYM

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

Has any news outlet made a call for him?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
If Georgia goes blue I promise not to make any more Sherman jokes.

NJ Deac
Apr 6, 2006

Gaius Marius posted:

Why isn't he wearing his space suit. It's the alpha move

Too bad the democrats don't have an exact genetic replica of Kelly to run in another senate race next cycle. How often do you find a potential candidate like this, an astronaut, no less?

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


TyrantWD posted:

Has any news outlet made a call for him?

Fox News did

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

TyrantWD posted:

Has any news outlet made a call for him?

Yeah it's been called for like a day. He won 52-48

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I want a photoshopped trump orb picture with his hands on AZ, NV, PA, GA

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
ขอให้โชคดี

This is cool

Rea
Apr 5, 2011

Komi-san won.
https://twitter.com/gelliottmorris/status/1324189428672307202?s=19

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Trump squeaks out AZ, the R votes are higher than expected in Philly, and there's not enough there in GA. I really, really don't want to wake up to that.

Oh God I'm Covoking help me

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014


Absolute king poo poo

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


I honestly don't know if posts like these make me more or less nervous.

borkencode
Nov 10, 2004
States are playing chicken with the results, trying not to be the one that pushes Biden past the goal line and have to deal with the chud outbreak that would ensue.

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

Mulva posted:

How does dying in jail fuel his narrative?

It makes him a hell of a martyr for the base and cements trumpism into the right more than it already is. Every republican for the next 50 years will be measured for how well they fit into Trump's style of bullshit.

I honestly don't see Trump ending up in jail. The decorum idiots will push too hard against arresting an ex president for reasons.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Trump squeaks out AZ, the R votes are higher than expected in Philly, and there's not enough there in GA. I really, really don't want to wake up to that.

Oh God I'm Covoking help me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udj-o2m39NA

nah
Mar 16, 2009

borkencode posted:

States are playing chicken with the results, trying not to be the one that pushes Biden past the goal line and have to deal with the chud outbreak that would ensue.

It’d be smart to do it in the middle of the night

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

NJ Deac posted:

Too bad the democrats don't have an exact genetic replica of Kelly to run in another senate race next cycle. How often do you find a potential candidate like this, an astronaut, no less?

Your thinking too small. America's got a flag on the moon. We're talking about creating as many districts as texas entirely on lunar soil each populated by one astronaut. The democrats myopia has once again blinded them to the obvious solution.

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

Kro-Bar posted:

Yeah it's been called for like a day. He won 52-48

Seems unwise to publicly declare victory based on that premature call.

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Edmund Lava
Sep 8, 2004

Hey, I'm from Brooklyn. I'm going to call myself Mr. Friendly.

Fister Roboto posted:

I honestly don't know if posts like these make me more or less nervous.

I remember I broke out of my delusions in 2016 when I realize there weren’t enough votes left in Philly to flip PA, so I’m right there with you.

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