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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

It's less cool than alcohism

the difference between a gambling addition and an alcohol addiction is that bars will tell you to leave while casinos have teams whose specific job is to call you and offer you free suites, drinks, show tickets, etc.

i think its a tossup

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An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

i wanna look every lurker in the eyes and say hello

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i require tweets

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!
Jared Kushner as VP pick for Trump's 2024 run?

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I think at this point any single state will do it

e: this was wrong - I was assuming AZ locked in

some places do have it locked it and it looks pretty over so yea one more biden victory does it

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

cumshitter posted:

that makes him sound like the most normal trump child

eric tried to do legit charity work and his dad, over and over, forced him to turn it into a grift

he's not the worst person

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Top Gun Reference posted:

that sieg heil at the end, wowza! :shittypop:

do NOT read the replies

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
thanks for the answers everyone I think I will stick to alcoholism it's easier to budget

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

Unless I'm an idiot (fully possible) there's another ~20-22k votes in Fulton, which basically makes up the entire Biden deficit on its own with another 30k ballots or so to count.

yeah, its gunna happen tonight

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
i'm going to be so relieved to get all this trump family lore out of my god damned head

*slaps in fresh battery in my black & decker drill*

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

https://twitter.com/NicoleValdesTV/status/1324187489884463104

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
the photos those russian spooks took int he oval office were the #1 most trump photos ever

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Biden might not just win Georgia, he might win it with enough cushion that he doesn't need to worry too much about law suits and recount schinnanigans

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
A terrific biden performance losing by 25!

https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/1324191080125026311

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
ah, my trackball was just full of grease, it's good now

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Schnorkles posted:

Unless I'm an idiot (fully possible) there's another ~20-22k votes in Fulton, which basically makes up the entire Biden deficit on its own with another 30k ballots or so to count.

fly, you plane

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

I'm gonna gently caress it

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004

euphronius posted:

warnock won’t win the runoff

I'm about to get so much goddamn mail

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020

Plinkey posted:

yeah, its gunna happen tonight

Hub Dirt
Apr 26, 2008

Giga Gaia posted:

not if you have a system

Yeah you see I only drink three days a week. Unless there's a holiday or something serious like, say, an election.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

WE 👏🏿 CAN 👏🏿 PUSH 👏🏿 BIDEN 👏🏿 TO 👏🏿 THE 👏🏿 LEFT

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009


intense civil war action

knobgobblin
Oct 28, 2010

got a bone to pick

An Apple A Gay posted:

i wanna look every lurker in the eyes and say hello

my eyes are down here VVV

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Plinkey posted:

yes you idiots, also my mouse battery is dying, someone send me a few AAs

don't know why you need some AA's but here you go

Only registered members can see post attachments!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


York is a specific level of hell

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Plinkey posted:

yeah, its gunna happen tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHCSo-7fRKk

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

cumshitter posted:

the difference between a gambling addition and an alcohol addiction is that bars will tell you to leave while casinos have teams whose specific job is to call you and offer you free suites, drinks, show tickets, etc.

i think its a tossup

yeah but the proof gambling is uncool is, you gotta ask, do bartenders drink in their offtime? And do casino workers gamble in theirs?

UnknownTarget
Sep 5, 2019

Wait I was playing a video game, what happened?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
P in N sex is the only true sex in my church

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

UnknownTarget posted:

Wait I was playing a video game, what happened?

trump

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/pbump/status/1324191425337024514

Trump campaign attempting to stop votes that might let it win.

Jay-V
Nov 8, 2009

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

This is what I have if Trump pulls off a freaky win in NV, a sort of surprise win in AZ, and squeezes a win out of GA

(assuming PA is a blue fortress which much data implies)



dont try to cheer me up :(

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Does anyone have the image screen That New York Times article about trump panicking at his party?

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

This drops trumps lead to under 20k and makes biden need 62% of the remaining ballots to tie. If he maintains a 75% rate, he wins by like 10+k

Glimm
Jul 27, 2005

Time is only gonna pass you by


sucks that by losing that one county he is now out of the race

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




and it seems to me
you spent your term
like a mattress in the ritz
never knowing who was snooping
when the piss dripped in
and i would've liked to known the truth
about all that sudafed
your legend burned out long before
the piss tape ever did

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

fox news just said that trump is 'rightly challenging many results, people are confused'

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Plinkey posted:

ah, my trackball was just full of grease, it's good now

plinky just eating greasy rear end food and using his trackball without wiping his hands

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Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



chuds i know here seem to take teh mississippi flag being changed pretty well

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