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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Imagine like 300 million lung cancer cases in one country.

Looks like China's problem of surplus men is just going to take care of itself.

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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

McGavin posted:

Looks like China's problem of surplus men is just going to take care of itself.

what happens when it turns out that half the smokers are women

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

The White Dragon posted:

what happens when it turns out that half the smokers are women

(52.1% among men and 2.7% among women)

Tupperwarez
Apr 4, 2004

"phphphphphphpht"? this is what you're going with?

you sure?

The White Dragon posted:

what happens when it turns out that half the smokers are women
"Women hold up half the tumors" doesn't have the same ring, really.

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS
That’s one way to get rid of the gender imbalance, but it may not work fast enough, depending at what age Chinese men start smoking.

E,fb, that’s what I get for not realizing there was a new page.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
ok serious question in 2016 china asked a monkey to guess the outcome of the american election. what did it choose this time

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

HerStuddMuffin posted:

That’s one way to get rid of the gender imbalance, but it may not work fast enough, depending at what age Chinese men start smoking.

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS

The White Dragon posted:

ok serious question in 2016 china asked a monkey to guess the outcome of the american election. what did it choose this time
Four more years of winter.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Look at the flowers.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

The White Dragon posted:

ok serious question in 2016 china asked a monkey to guess the outcome of the american election. what did it choose this time

In an amazing display of precognition, it started flinging feces at everyone

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Collateral Damage posted:

Look at the flowers.



And that was the season I bailed on.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
According to experts, many foreigners become depressed and experience stress because of elections. Elections also create division and harm social harmony. President Xi protects our citizens from these dangers, every Chinese citizen has the right to live in the harmonious society and enjoy less stress!

SerCypher
May 10, 2006

Gay baby jail...? What the hell?

I really don't like the sound of that...
Fun Shoe
Loving this from Global Times:
https://twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1324391024278544384

Donald Trump will never get our Chinese Democracy experts!!!

The junk collector
Aug 10, 2005
Hey do you want that motherboard?
The UN working to continue it's stellar record of advancing human rights

https://www.i24news.tv/en/news/international/1604309404-un-actively-passing-names-of-uighur-dissidents-to-chinese-regime-whistleblower

Vesi
Jan 12, 2005

pikachu looking at?

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

gently caress this BS. The gently caress is the point of the UN if its not fit for purpose.

https://twitter.com/MaajidNawaz/status/1322930360070639616

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
China's having a great old time blocking Australian goods at the moment, with some big taxes etc put on wine. But what do you think will be next after this event?

https://amp.abc.net.au/article/12852974

"The 65-year-old Melbourne man who has become the first person charged in Australia under foreign interference laws is a prominent member of Victoria's South-East Asian Chinese community and belongs to groups connected to China's overseas influence efforts."

I'm hoping for Kangaroo scrotum pouches.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Is her boss a Chinese citizen or the proud owner of a Maybach because of a Chinese citizen?

Tupperwarez
Apr 4, 2004

"phphphphphphpht"? this is what you're going with?

you sure?

Collateral Damage posted:

Look at the flowers.
We've let a hundred of them bloom!

...in order for our petal recognition AI to pick targets for our weed whacker squads.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
i think 'weve let a hundred of them bloom' is frankly enough lol

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

See this is what pisses me off when people refer to the UN, or the sanctity of international law. No, nation states are the highest political unit and anything larger is either a very large corporation or paid talking heads riding the think tank gravy train becauase it is convenient for the powers that be.

It doesn't have to be that way, but that is how it is.

Pasketti
Nov 8, 2017

lick lick lick

Jesse Ventura posted:

I’m still lolling about the goon last week who barged into a discussion about Orientalism to tell us about the furry piss porn audiobook they’re listening to

lmao sorry about that, the book scrambled my brain and I was desperate to discuss

Devils Affricate posted:

https://www.scmp.com/magazines/post-magazine/books/article/3106479/bestiary-k-ming-changs-debut-novel-explores-myths

Sounds weird, but no mention of pissing tiger/crouching dim sum. Pretty sure that poster was just misremembering a couple Junji Ito short stories.

So I read a lot of reviews and stuff and nothing that was written by a real critic or published with a big website mentions it, but if you go on the good reads page like half of the reviews are confused people asking what was up with all the piss

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/43297216-bestiary
"The use of graphic bodily secretions and icky anatomy was excessive and I found it to be frankly way too distracting. It wasn’t the gross-out factor that bothered me, but rather the exhausted feel from every page being weighed down with such repetition in rhetorical device. I quickly grew weary of reading nonstop about spit, blood, feces, and piss multiple times on every page. "

:iiam:

I'll shut up about the pee pee poo poo book now, sorry

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
til: ant financial is 100x leveraged

lol

https://dy.163.com/article/FQHFENEB0519E14O.html

machine translation:

https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=zh-CN&u=https://dy.163.com/article/FQHFENEB0519E14O.html&prev=search&pto=aue

english language source, paywalled tho

https://www.ft.com/content/3d2f174d-aa73-44fc-8c90-45c2a554e97b

SerCypher
May 10, 2006

Gay baby jail...? What the hell?

I really don't like the sound of that...
Fun Shoe

It's luckin coffee's all the way down, isn't it.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
That's a bigger LOL than when the government raided and shut down the stilts-bus company.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Everyone holding their breath watching the election, meanwhile China's financial system starts to take a poo poo lol

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Fojar38 posted:

Everyone holding their breath watching the election, meanwhile China's financial system starts to take a poo poo lol
poo poo like no one is watching and it will still stink

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Leveraged 100x? How the hell is it still standing? CCP ironically prevented a stock crash instead of having to cover it up afterwards.

The junk collector
Aug 10, 2005
Hey do you want that motherboard?
The whole thing with Ma and the ANT group is pretty funny because regulation requires them to have a 6% reserve. Not outlandish or anything, but when they went to IPO the party came in and shut them down demanding they had to have a 30% reserve which is obviously punitive retaliation most likely because of Ma's very recent and very public criticism of the party and lending regulation. It was hilariously transparent. Yet, ANT only ever had 1.9% reserve to begin with so they weren't in compliance to IPO anyways and the whole thing could have been done properly above the board and really the IPO should have never been allowed to go past the initial proposal stage but instead we get this big stupid CCP dick waving contest.

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

So uh, can anybody provide more detail on why Taiwanese felt Trump was so important to their relationship with the USA? Was it just that time he called them in 2015, or were they just really jazzed about the trade war?

https://www.newsweek.com/taiwan-president-urges-calm-trump-biden-1545054

quote:

As Taiwanese woke to find Trump's early lead slowly diminishing amid a surge of votes for former Vice President Biden, Taiwan's president sought to ease the country's sense of panic.

"The United States is an important ally of Taiwan, and I know everyone is following the U.S. presidential election," Tsai wrote on Facebook, according to a Newsweek translation.

"The government will continue to monitor the election before the results are announced," she said. "We are closely monitoring the situation in the Taiwan Strait and remain in close contact with neighboring countries in order to jointly maintain peace and stability in the region."

Tsai promised to maintain a stable economic environment on the island by ensuring stability of the country's stock market.

"Taiwan has always maintained close ties with the U.S. government, both houses of Congress, the two main political parties, think tanks and civil groups," she assured her followers.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

There are definitely the KMT supporting types who think the Republicans are the only people stopping Xi from invading right now. I've never actual met one in person.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Trump is pretty bad if you want the whole "US has your back". Unless you're family there hasn't been a single person he hasn't betrayed, thrown under the bus, sold out to, ripped off, insulted or gaslighted. If he could get a dollar from you dying or sending you to Xi with a bow tie he will take that dollar. Everyday he has been in office he has made America weaker. All the actually good US moves are despite of him from people working to bypass him.

Like, I understand the rhetoric from him sounds good, but even a cursory examination reveals he is full of poo poo.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Squalid posted:

So uh, can anybody provide more detail on why Taiwanese felt Trump was so important to their relationship with the USA? Was it just that time he called them in 2015, or were they just really jazzed about the trade war?

https://www.newsweek.com/taiwan-president-urges-calm-trump-biden-1545054

I guess they hope Trump would back them up, if for no other reason than to childishly spite China? But yeah, like the other guy says, his actions haven't particularly matched his rhetoric previously.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
Yeah my Facebook feed is real weird right now. They're all buying into the conspiracy theories as well.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

there's a really sizable contingent of people in territories claimed by the ccp that think trump is the only one who can protect them from uncle xi sticking his finger into their honeypots

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Biden “undoing the damaged relationship” with China is going to involve turning a blind eye to a lot of bad stuff would be my guess

The junk collector
Aug 10, 2005
Hey do you want that motherboard?
Biden has a 50 year political record so if you want to know why Taiwan doesn't like him you can just look. He's always been pretty pro-China relatively speaking. He's a big proponent of the engaging with China as a means of liberalization and was a big backer of getting China "most favored nation" trade status with the US. He has also gone on record making official statements that the US will not go to war with China to protect Taiwanese independence. He's been opposed to major US bills to increase military support of Taiwan such as the Taiwan Security Enhancement Act.

And Biden's new "hard line" stance on China is only what, a month or 2 old?

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
On the other hand, none of those soft policies are going to fly anymore. It would be nice to see more support for Taiwan but during Obama's term the focus was already shifting to military readiness and economic alliances in the Pacific.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
China is a bi-partisan issue which Biden can't ignore even if he wanted to as well as being the elephant in the room making him a complete idiot to return to engagement Appeasement. Also remember the president isn't suppose to be a King. While the President is number one diplomat he can't ignore laws being passed. When the HK bill came up regardless of what Trump did it was going into law. Notice he didn't make a big deal or claim credit for it nor it's activation, it was Pompeo, Ted Cruz, pretty much everyone else, even Turtle gently caress got into the action. My guess is it's because it isn't his idea. He has done gently caress all for Hong Kong and straight up happy the Uighur are in concentration camps. If HKers end up in camps he would praise Xi for being strong.

Even if Trump was following through somehow he will naturally botch it, do it for the wrong reasons all the while literally killing people domestically and pissing off allies. Despite the Trade War Xi quite frankly would prefer Trump as he can walk all over him and let him break American power.

Biden has also been willing to change and admit to past mistakes. Compared to Trump he might as well be Einstein, Biden is old, not stupid. He no doubt will re-engage with our allies and take down the nonsense tariffs. The geopolitics mean it would be an absolute blunder not to back Taiwan. Lets not forget the President has a Cabinet.

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The junk collector
Aug 10, 2005
Hey do you want that motherboard?
Sure Trump is a reprehensible buffoon, but it's going to be hard to overnight erase the feelings built up over a track record that long. Biden has been relatively pro-China and anti-Taiwan since the 70's and his stance only changed a few months ago when the election showed how well being anti-China played. Trump is incompetent but he's still the first president I can think of that was willing to push an aggressively anti-China stance. It's not hard to see why anti-CCP Taiwanese establishments would prefer one to the other.

In more interesting news, The rest of the world can only salivate as China begins experimental deployment of it's new 6G network

https://asiatimes.com/2020/11/china-leapfrogs-world-with-first-6g-experimental-satellite/

The junk collector fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Nov 7, 2020

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