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CommonShore posted:Well it has a ring 1. You could glaze donuts with a goatse theme and they would likely look awesome/hilarious 2. This has probably been done many times in the past two decades and there are undoubtedly dozens of pics of it on the internet.
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I mean I'd definitely suck Santa's dick
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WeedlordGoku69 posted:I mean I'd definitely suck Santa's dick I mean...there's a reason the song "Santa Baby" is popular, and it's not because people DON'T want to suck some Little Saint Dick.
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DrBouvenstein posted:I mean...there's a reason the song "Santa Baby" is popular, and it's not because people DON'T want to suck some Little Saint Dick. I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. My dad was there too and he was pissed. Because he wanted some of Santa's yumnut and he was too shy to perform when mom was watching.
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DrBouvenstein posted:Little Saint Dick.
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Ho ho ho, who wouldn't tho
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Saaaanta Claus is going to town
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He sees you when you're sleeping.
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Jingle Balls. Low-hanging fruit, I know
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christmas boots posted:Low-hanging fruit, I know Santa's an old man, what do you expect?
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The Bloop posted:Saaaanta Claus is going to town Santa Claus is coming
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christmas boots posted:Jingle Balls.
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WITCHCRAFT posted:This is not the most offensive advertising I have seen, by a long shot. Years ago I worked for REI and they did a campaign targeting D.C. area with the tagline "Left Side/Right Side/United Outside" my attempts to explain actual D.C. residents are stupidly, stupidly democratic and that this would be viewed negatively fell on deaf ears and when it launched surprise surprise they got a ton of very unhappy messages from DC residents.
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Never heard of Rax before. If someone told me this was viral marketing for a fictional food chain showing up in the next season of Stranger Things, I'd believe them.Basticle posted:This just popped up on my YT recommendations
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Doggles posted:Never heard of Rax before. If someone told me this was viral marketing for a fictional food chain showing up in the next season of Stranger Things, I'd believe them. lol I'm well aware of Rax because my big memory of the place is embarrassedly vomiting all over one of their restrooms when I was sick as a little kid. Also their take-home alligator drink cups and Orange Hi-C.
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Doggles posted:Never heard of Rax before. If someone told me this was viral marketing for a fictional food chain showing up in the next season of Stranger Things, I'd believe them. Reminds me of the Wendy's SuperBar. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTNsB4dQhcs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2pzL_mysBI I saw something that said it lasted until 1998. I remember eating off the SuperBar a handful of times, but don't remember it lasting that long. Wendy's was the more upscale fast food growing up. They had the fancier tables with the surface that resembled old newsprint and would clear your table after you finished.
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Not for sensitive listeners. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh3Di3LY6Ns
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Ralph Williams was the inspiration for the Firesign Theater’s Ralph Spoilsport.
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RC and Moon Pie posted:Wendy's was the more upscale fast food growing up. They had the fancier tables with the surface that resembled old newsprint and would clear your table after you finished. Your post made me suddenly realize I NEED to own one of those old newsprint tables. Many a happy childhood memory, reading the amusing ads while dunking fries in a Frosty. Sadly, most of the tables were destroyed when they revamped the stores, so I couldn't find any for sale online. But! theres a wallpaper called Adamstown Cream Vintage that looks to be the same exact print. If I got another old fast food table and resurfaced it with that, I could be living the dream. And start the world's smallest niche market selling them to other old farts.
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Nov 6, 2020 15:30
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RandomFerret posted:When we talk about buffets, our grandkids will think we're making it up They'll never know the joys of waiting fifteen minutes for a new pan of wings because an impatient old man dug some out with his bare hands and scraped the sauce off his palms with the tray rail
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Brawnfire posted:They'll never know the joys of waiting fifteen minutes for a new pan of wings because an impatient old man dug some out with his bare hands and scraped the sauce off his palms with the tray rail Or the joy of seeing mashed potatoes "separate" somehow.
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Nov 6, 2020 16:22
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All those english muffins abandoned at the bottom of the eggs benedict tray by the low carbers, their sacrifice lost to history
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RandomFerret posted:When we talk about buffets, our grandkids will think we're making it up None of you could be bothered to google the exact quote? quote:I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. I've seen steaks on fire served as off-the-shoulder rare beef. I watched mashed potatoes separate near the fresh wing pan. All these muffins will be lost in time, at the bottom of the eggs benedict tray. Time to diet.
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thepopmonster posted:None of you could be bothered to google the exact quote?  I give an actual out-loud laugh every time I see that
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:Grabbed a screenshot in case that Tweet gets deleted: Always nice to get a preview of next week's Munch Squad.
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Those click-bait insurance adds that you get in the UK sure have taken a turn. Apologies for taking a photo of a screen, but I saw this on my super locked-down work laptop and couldn't be arsed to email it to myself.
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thepopmonster posted:None of you could be bothered to google the exact quote? I don't know if a medal for excellent posting exists, but if it does you deserve one.
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Veotax posted:Those click-bait insurance adds that you get in the UK sure have taken a turn. This got an actual audible laugh from me. If you told me this had come from the Onion's "News In Photos," I'd believe it.
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I am extremely uncomfortable with "Got Your Money" by ODB/Kelis being in commercials.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEwxtg35BUo
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YeahTubaMike posted:I am extremely uncomfortable with "Got Your Money" by ODB/Kelis being in commercials. There's a car company (I think it is Cadillac) that uses an instrumental version of a Run the Jewels song.
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WITCHCRAFT posted:This is not the most offensive advertising I have seen, by a long shot. It's tone-deaf, but the hoodie is not for sale and was made specifically for the ad. "NY Times posted:A representative for Gap, which has been working to increase the relevance of its brand, said the sweatshirt was not actually for sale and that the image had been created for social media.
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:It's tone-deaf, but the hoodie is not for sale and was made specifically for the ad. Peace in America is fake, much like this hoodie. Good message.
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oldpainless posted:Lol at any arbitrary rule that keeps me from loving shoving anything remotely edible into my voracious gaping maw  I get why people are religious but it just doesn't seem worth it
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oldpainless posted:Lol at any arbitrary rule that keeps me from loving shoving anything remotely edible into my voracious gaping maw
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Next up in my PYF Spam series: I do not smoke weed or use weed-based products, I am not particularly interested in gummy bears (although not opposed to them either), and I don't live in the United States. But sure, send me MY BOTTLE, I've been having this jaw ache
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Phlegmish posted:
It's not really arbitrary, but with modern food safety the reasons no longer apply. The no cheeseburger thing is a ridiculous extrapolation of what the text actually says, which is no boiling a baby animal in the milk of it's mother. Really hosed up stuff that was probably done for some other religion or cult back in the day. I have no idea about the mixed clothing materials.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Peace in America is fake, much like this hoodie. Good message. That makes a lot of sense, actually.
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