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Qwertycoatl posted:Sign up to my kickstarter which will replace your 18 weird kickstarter gadgets with a single uber kickstarter gadget which doesn't work Every Day Culinary
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You make a double fork tong and jury-rig it to a torque wrench so that you can tornado up all the pasta from the serving bowl at a big family meal. Then you can resell portions of pasta to other combatants at the table who are not as smart and crafty as you. This quickly offsets the purchase price of Anytongs. Anytongs is not responsible for distress, injury, libel, larceny, etc. caused by your masterful use of simple tools to become the free hand of the market.
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Is it terrible that I can see the utility in the tong thing? Not for the made up BS of having so many tongs that you can’t feed your family, of course. But honestly, if you don’t use tongs that much, they’re not the most space-efficient kitchen tools (especially the cheap kind someone who barely uses tongs might buy or inherit), and they’d take up space you’d probably need for takeout chopsticks. If all you’re ever needing them for is to fuss with a salad every once and a while or moving some hot dogs around the community grill at your apartment complex, it seems like a decent solution. All that being said, they’d have to be way cheaper. Like dollar store cheap. So just buy it off Aliexpress in a month.
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Nov 5, 2020 08:35
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Has it happened to you? You pick up the knife, try to cut your steak with it, but you're holding it the dull side down? Introducing, AllBlade knife. It doesn't even have a handle, just a razor-sharp serrated blade all around. You'll never hold your knife wrong again. Only for 79.99! safety gloves sold separately
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Nov 5, 2020 15:42
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You're leaving money on the table if you're not selling branded handles
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Nov 5, 2020 17:25
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Screw that, I'm selling prosthetic hands.
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Nov 5, 2020 17:32
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Just drink Soylent every day and you won't need a knife or tongs ever again.
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Kennel posted:Just drink Soylent every day and you won't need a knife or tongs ever again.
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Paladinus posted:Has it happened to you? You pick up the knife, try to cut your steak with it, but you're holding it the dull side down? Introducing, AllBlade knife. It doesn't even have a handle, just a razor-sharp serrated blade all around. You'll never hold your knife wrong again. It says something that I thought this was a real product for a moment.
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Paladinus posted:Has it happened to you? You pick up the knife, try to cut your steak with it, but you're holding it the dull side down? Introducing, AllBlade knife. It doesn't even have a handle, just a razor-sharp serrated blade all around. You'll never hold your knife wrong again. Can these fit in the tong rig?
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Hispanic! At The Disco posted:Can these fit in the tong rig? You can bend it into tongs.
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Sunswipe posted:Screw that, I'm selling prosthetic hands. I am anytong IP holder and I'm suing you for stealing function #3 of the anytong system
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Nov 5, 2020 23:50
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I'd prefer the Anythong, a device that can pinch any pair of underwear into a thong.
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Nov 6, 2020 06:31
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Any pair of underpants can be a thong if your butt is big enough. Being Mormon is like turning up the difficulty level on your butt, though.
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Do you like Edgar Allen Poe? Do you like nude photography of dubious quality that's possibly just a poly quadrangle acting out an exhibitionist roleplay fantasy? Then this Kickstarter is for you!  obviouslyIt's honestly kind of incredible in a "watching a car accident happen" kind of way.
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Nov 7, 2020 03:40
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Quoth my Kickstarter account: Nevermore
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I hope they're going to use the proceeds to hire a professional photographer.
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Nov 7, 2020 04:41
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The titular raven is now just a tits raven, I hope.
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Nov 7, 2020 06:04
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How do you not have a hundred bucks
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Waffleman_ posted:How do you not have a hundred bucks Bondage gear is expensive.
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Waffleman_ posted:How do you not have a hundred bucks Sometimes people run Kickstarters to get attention for their thing.
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The MSJ posted:The titular raven is now just a tits raven, I hope. Knormal has a new favorite as of 20:35 on Nov 7, 2020 |
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Nov 7, 2020 20:32
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This fills me with fantastic terrors never felt before.
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Awful Kickstarters:CordlessPen posted:fantastic terrors never felt before
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CordlessPen posted:This fills me with fantastic terrors never felt before. Quoth the dickraven, 'gimme more'.
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Nov 7, 2020 23:07
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You know that line from The Simpsons where Moe explains avant-garde as "weird for the sake of weird"?
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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/thesilencedmajority/native-americans-redskins-and-the-silenced-majority-project At first I was like, "well isn't this kind of a moot point since they changed their name? Probably why isn't not well funded," then I realized, "oh. Oh no. They want the Bad Name back." 
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Like other people, I’m angry, confused, and frustrated by the Trump - Biden election. Also graphic design is my passion, please give me $2,500.
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Nov 9, 2020 05:14
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God not government [$1 pledged of $2,500 goal]
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Nov 9, 2020 05:18
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why on earth does the shirt say "America f1rst"
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:why on earth does the shirt say "America f1rst" You are now a cautionary tale to use on right-wing talk radio about how the ANTIFA SOCIALISTS have made it so Americans can’t proudly proclaim they are #1 via poor typography.
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:why on earth does the shirt say "America f1rst" Because the alt-reich can't help but re-purpose WW2-era pro-Nazi slogans.
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I got an email from KS itself today, about something I reported. In 2013. quote:Hi there, yeah thanks champ
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Wow. That's worse than the one I reported in June this year. Nice to know that PUA manuals aren't against their rules or guidelines, still.
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kirbysuperstar posted:I got an email from KS itself today, about something I reported. lmao kickstarter said it was fine, but Nintendo had other ideas. quote:I was contacted by a lawyer this evening on behalf of Nintendo to cease this Kickstarter project. he never created another kickstarter https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/53163752/super-mario-go-fish/description
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kirbysuperstar posted:I got an email from KS itself today, about something I reported. Yeah, I got one today too that I reported years ago. Like a PUA sexual assault manual. It had already been removed though so I couldn't look at it.
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Nov 13, 2020 03:55
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Sounds like they just did a mass closing of old open tickets.
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welcome back, sleeveless
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Update on the emails we received: Link from the email: https://www.kickstarter.com/blog/we-were-wrong
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Male Tears posted:Update on the emails we received: Wow, that's great. "Remember when we decided not to shut down a PUA manual and then let them keep all the money raised? Well, here's a reminder email about how we totally didn't do anything to stop it!" Looks like the book did release the next year. https://www.amazon.com/Above-Game-Guide-Getting-Awesome/dp/1484877454 quote:Above The Game: A Guide to Getting Awesome with Women is the most concise and powerful handbook for men looking to get better with women. Made famous by the Kickstarter campaign that caused over 60,000 people to petition to have it removed and never published, this book is influential and a true game-changer. Hoinsky introduces the concept of "sexual communication" as a replacement for consent as it is commonly understood. Hoinsky took his criticism to heart and has written a true gem that should be mandatory reading for all men and women looking to better understand gender relations. Be above the game.
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