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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

:ok:

quote:

Trump supporter Jake Contos chants during a protest against the election results outside the central counting board at the tcf Center in Detroit, Thursday, Nov. 5, 2020. (AP Photo/David Goldman)

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Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

Hows he going to do that when joe biden goes after him and his entire family and friends and all their associates anyone ever even remotely associated with them and arrests them?

when joe pardons him in the name of decorum

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

boroda posted:

TRINOD

COuNT THEM

how many do you have?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Schnorkles posted:

i've had enough fox cum

good night!

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов

what the gently caress does he mean "again"???

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

stay safe... the chuds are *gets closer, whispers* kinda crazy

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Wow another batch of ballots 84/16 biden

Bushido Brown
Mar 30, 2011

*extremely Nathan Fielder voice*

The mission: by rapidly ballooning to nearly 1,000 lbs Donald Trump can make himself too fat to remove from office.

Literally.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Zeriel posted:

Biden's going to have to sweep the white house for any stray trumps when he moves in. I bet there at least a couple left behind in a secret room somewhere.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKZtZJ_3Kkw

nice. pre car accident vintage Gary Busey

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
it's not about whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game


I'm enjoying some sudoku, personally

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

boroda posted:

what the gently caress does he mean "again"???

rigged in republicans favor like 2000 & 2004

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

who tf is countj g these votes omg go a little faster

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов

DryGoods posted:

how many do you have?

ONE. ONE TRINOD HAHAHA

TUP. sEVENTEEn TUPs

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.


who’s this pmurt guy? he looks jacked

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

...
...




boroda posted:

what the gently caress does he mean "again"???

probably something about how back in the 1800's it used to be fair or whatever even though i'm sure some of those dudes in certain cities would basically threaten to chop off people's fingers if they didn't publicly vote for a certain candidate or something

gregday
May 23, 2003

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
biden will make a de facto pardon of turmo a litmus test for anyone in his doj 100% bet on this. tropm will never see a federal charge

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов

Gringostar posted:

rigged in republicans favor like 2000 & 2004

DIEBOLD!!!!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
1776 was 200 years ago.. grow up

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

Gringostar posted:

rigged in republicans favor like 2000 & 2004

also the entirety of american history

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

boroda posted:

what the gently caress does he mean "again"???

once upon a time in America was, only wealthy white male landowners could vote

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов

Johnny Joestar posted:

probably something about how back in the 1800's it used to be fair or whatever even though i'm sure some of those dudes in certain cities would basically threaten to chop off people's fingers if they didn't publicly vote for a certain candidate or something

That's fair. I did that for Ted Lieu. Fair game imo.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
are we staying up to count the Alaska vote count? Biden only needs 63.24% of the remaining vote to pull this thing off


let's go Alaska, the i'm going to go with Moose State

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
do you think that orange poo poo they spray on his face has a taste? he must get it in his mouth all the time

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





howd you get pictures of cumshitter's basement

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Zeriel posted:

Biden's going to have to sweep the white house for any stray trumps when he moves in. I bet there at least a couple left behind in a secret room somewhere.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKZtZJ_3Kkw

lmfao this looks awesome is it streaming anywhere?

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Utz posted:

do you think that orange poo poo they spray on his face has a taste? he must get it in his mouth all the time

taste like pmurt

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов

my bony fealty posted:

once upon a time in America was, only wealthy white male landowners could vote

this seems, how should i put it. fair

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Spergin Morlock posted:

nice. pre car accident vintage Gary Busey

lol trump testing out the secret tunnels between the walls and just getting lost for weeks

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Utz posted:

do you think that orange poo poo they spray on his face has a taste? he must get it in his mouth all the time

lol if it has the duster bitterant and he's just constantly tasting it

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Google Butt posted:

who tf is countj g these votes omg go a little faster

apparently trumpers thought it would be fun to vote super early and then again on tuesday with a provisional ballot so those are taking a long time to cross reference so they're not double counted

also that's literally election fraud which gets you disenfranchised lol

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

i went to click this to enlarge and my mind stopped me for a moment of fear as it tried to resolve the Flesh Mound

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Intel&Sebastian posted:

lmfao this looks awesome is it streaming anywhere?

:filez:

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

Google Butt posted:

who tf is countj g these votes omg go a little faster

Kamala needs to take breaks from butt scanning ballots

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Gringostar posted:

apparently trumpers thought it would be fun to vote super early and then again on tuesday with a provisional ballot so those are taking a long time to cross reference so they're not double counted

also that's literally election fraud which gets you disenfranchised lol

wait did they actually do that

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Gringostar posted:

apparently trumpers thought it would be fun to vote super early and then again on tuesday with a provisional ballot so those are taking a long time to cross reference so they're not double counted

also that's literally election fraud which gets you disenfranchised lol

And as usual the only actual fraud has been republican voters

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
like, it's been so long since we've seen really good, prolonged universal chud meltdowns. In 2012 I was a shitlib and that was pretty good. But after seeing the 2016 lib meltdown and the primary ratfuck, I spent most of this year bring stoked about biden winning.

But the pure, unadulterated chud tantrum is going to be basically an entirely new thing given the reach of social media. We're looking at multiple "white lady calling the cops on a black man in the park and then getting owned" meltdowns every single day for months to come. it's spectacular

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i mean i voted like eleven times i dunno what the big deal is

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Unperson_47 posted:

like does the part of the brain that regulates shame not work in rudy

he's doom pilled

quote:

Rudy Giuliani, President Donald Trump's personal attorney, said in an interview with The New Yorker that he is "afraid" his gravestone will say he "lied for Trump."

"Absolutely," he responded. "I am afraid it will be on my gravestone. 'Rudy Giuliani: He lied for Trump. Somehow, I don't think that will be it. But, if it is, so what do I care? I’ll be dead."

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Tirade
Jul 17, 2001

Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division
Pillbug

Gringostar posted:

apparently trumpers thought it would be fun to vote super early and then again on tuesday with a provisional ballot so those are taking a long time to cross reference so they're not double counted

also that's literally election fraud which gets you disenfranchised lol

just the greatest people. simply tremendous.

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