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cohsae
Jun 19, 2015


It is hump day my dudes :grin:

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DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

The bad redrawn memes give me joy and sadness.

Joy because lol.
Sadness because my hands are hosed and I cannot join in.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


DicktheCat posted:

The bad redrawn memes give me joy and sadness.

Joy because lol.
Sadness because my hands are hosed and I cannot join in.

sharpie in pooper

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

lt_kennedy posted:

I have sent this to at least 4 people with 0 context- your drawing made my day!!!

Just lol at these stupid freak babies - why do you look like that



You may not like it, but that is what peak performance looks like.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
https://twitter.com/marksandspencer/status/1324300740035313666?s=20

Would you like a taste of Santa's Yumnut?

kakotheres
Nov 9, 2016

Do the job that is in front of you

England, why you gotta make Xmas so creepy? No, I will not be visiting "Santa's Grotto!"

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Dickens ruined Christmas for England. Now it's all ghosts and Santa sex grottos.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Humphreys posted:

sharpie in pooper

= dance all night

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Would absolutely put Santa’s yumnuts in my mouth and not think twice.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Cartoon Man posted:

Would absolutely put Santa’s yumnuts in my mouth and not think twice.

Don't think twice
It's just another day in Santa's yumnut paradise

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

This is hella boomer

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!



Are we still mspainting pictures?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

ikanreed posted:



Are we still mspainting pictures?

I'm glad you are at least

Yellow Yoshi
Apr 29, 2020

Figure 1: Mario's weird dog

dad is COOL
mom is BORING

dad has a gamecube and booze next to his combo

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
mom sleeps in BIG BED / dad sleeps in RACE CAR

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Dad is in PARKING LOT

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Wanna meet that dad

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Dad is "MAN"... with a "HOOK"!

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

luxury handset posted:

mom sleeps in BIG BED / dad sleeps in RACE CAR

Wheres the lie

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
MOM is BORING / DAD has TWO WEEKENDS A MONTH and FATHER'S DAY but lost EVERY OTHER THANKSGIVING due to REPEATED LATE PAYMENT of CHILD SUPPORT

Splicer has a new favorite as of 17:02 on Nov 5, 2020

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
BORN TO DAD
WORLD IS A FUN
XBox em all
I am dad man
410,757,864,530 DAD JOKES

Shy and Shameless
Jul 15, 2015

Raised by birbs

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

BORN TO DAD
WORLD IS A FUN
XBox em all
I am dad man
410,757,864,530 DAD JOKES

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
If I ever hit it big I will 100% have a Jacuzzi suit made. And I will wear it to business meetings and all the other business people will be jealous of my Jacuzzi suit.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Solice Kirsk posted:

If I ever hit it big I will 100% have a Jacuzzi suit made. And I will wear it to business meetings and all the other business people will be jealous of my Jacuzzi suit.

They will call you "Aquaman/-woman" behind your back... or maybe to your face, because all it does when you punch them is make a squishy sound.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Establish dominance by wearing the jacuzzi suit & nothing else.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Grendels Dad posted:

They will call you "Aquaman/-woman" behind your back... or maybe to your face, because all it does when you punch them is make a squishy sound.

I wonder how someone would go about reporting they were slapped by a walking water bed

Ataxerxes
Dec 2, 2011

What is a soldier but a miserable pile of eaten cats and strange language?

BOOTY-ADE posted:

I wonder how someone would go about reporting they were slapped by a walking water bed

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smoosh criminal.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
.....How would you use the bathroom?

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Solice Kirsk posted:

If I ever hit it big I will 100% have a Jacuzzi suit made. And I will wear it to business meetings and all the other business people will be jealous of my Jacuzzi suit.

My first thought is of how you clean it.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

DicktheCat posted:

My first thought is of how you clean it.

What do you mean clean it? It’s full of water sloshing around all the time you’re wearing it. It gets cleaner every time you use it.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

DicktheCat posted:

My first thought is of how you clean it.

It's already filled with water. Just add bubble bath to it.

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK

DicktheCat posted:

My first thought is of how you clean it.

That sounds like the servant's problem.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Can you imagine how wrinkly youd be by the time you got home and took it off?

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

Johnny Aztec posted:

Can you imagine how wrinkly youd be by the time you got home and took it off?

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J4FXUMOw8k

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Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

I haven’t seen those in a long time. They really hold up!

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