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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

I honestly think Scott Adams has legitimate sadbrains, beyond the sadbrains you get when you become rich. I think there’s something legitimately wrong with him beyond being an rear end in a top hat.

I’m not certain. He may just be a poo poo stain, but it feels like head trauma or something.

Twenty or so years ago he was flaky and brittle and kinda weird but not to an alarming extent. He was even capable of saying he'd been wrong about things and that other people might know what they were doing, he even had some respect for women (or at least one woman her had worked with, judging by the way he described the origin of one of his comic characters). Then somewhere around 2000 his brain just broke irretrievably. You can't even say it was 9/11 because he'd been getting a bit weird before that.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

EL BROMANCE posted:

I didn’t realize until I saw it in another thread that the Lt. Governor in that photo is 6’10”.

I now wanna see a video of him holding the child Hill on the top of his head while he tries to punch him, like a cartoon.

Now we need a photo of him towering over Trump.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/JohnFetterman/status/1324473077707776009?s=19

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

OwlFancier posted:

I mean yeah people might be being disingenuous but I think when people go "what about all the red states in the middle" they are actually wondering why the big red bit on the map is getting told what to do by the small blue bits on either side. Because it does look wrong.
That's actually totally normal! It's called the preoperational stage and it eventually ends around age 6 or 7 as the child learns rules about its world and environment, like conservation.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/devonshandsmelt/status/1324564852875108352?s=19

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde
gently caress off Dave.

https://twitter.com/RubinReport/status/1324396221566382080

https://twitter.com/HeidiNBC/status/1324538550717698048

https://twitter.com/TimHotTub/status/1324514936693923840

don longjohns
Mar 2, 2012

Subjunctive posted:

In the case of county-counting, it could easily be by analogy with the US Senate, which counts political divisions rather than population or land area.

This is what I thought the "land votes!" thing referred to, that a state gets two senators regardless of population.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


Well, after thoroughly reviewing his Twitter, I think it's safe to say I'm in love with the Lt. Governor of PA.

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Then somewhere around 2000 his brain just broke irretrievably. You can't even say it was 9/11 because he'd been getting a bit weird before that.



It's all starting to make sense...

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I choose to believe he went mad because the show was better than his comic.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Skwirl posted:

Can most people who don't live in Nevada even name a third city in it besides Vegas and Reno?

I bet a lot of people can name every goddamned city along I-80.

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

rodbeard posted:

I choose to believe he went mad because the show was better than his comic.

I used to watch the first season of Dilbert every night as a child because it was the only DVD we had. Explains a lot about me

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
I wish news would adopt using a purple gradient because another thing is people ignore that a huge swaths or that red is small cities and suburbs that went like 47 Biden 50 Trump. Chuds love to act as if states like Illinois and NY are just huge republican areas in thrall to the major cities.

knife_of_justice
Aug 12, 2007

103 and still BITCHIN'

wizzardstaff posted:

Honestly I'd be annoyed too if I thought I was taking part in a fun tradition but I turned out to be a prop in someone else's surprise proposal. The people in this video let the rest of the party in on the secret, which is considerate.

I’m a gay male and at 16 I half-assedly caught the bouquet at my cousin’s wedding which was the most humiliating experience of my life. A lot of maiden aunties suddenly had an interest in my sexual/dating history, and my Dad tried to get me to dance with my cousin’s cousin (not incest) with the maxim “Faint heart never won fair woman!”. So yeah I’d say catching the bouquet is just as small-minded and transactional as it was in 1560 or whatever.

Khizan
Jul 30, 2013


Skwirl posted:

Can most people who don't live in Nevada even name a third city in it besides Vegas and Reno?

Carson City, because I memorized my state capitols as a kid, and Boulder City, because it's in Fallout: New Vegas.

I can't name a fifth, though.

Khizan has a new favorite as of 10:06 on Nov 6, 2020

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012
Sparks, cause it's called sparks.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Babylon Astronaut posted:

Sparks, cause it's called sparks.

I doubt Sparks is big enough for more than one person, frankly.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Elviscat posted:

Well, after thoroughly reviewing his Twitter, I think it's safe to say I'm in love with the Lt. Governor of PA.

Wait til you learn about the time he thought he heard gunshots so he hopped into a truck with his shotgun and went chasing after an unarmed black man jogging nearby

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Zesty posted:

I bet a lot of people can name every goddamned city along I-80.

Wendover, Wells, Elko, Winnemucca, and a couple other holes in the desert.

There's also Carson City (John Wayne died there) and Fallon (where the Navy went after losing Miramar to the Marines).

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Khizan posted:

Carson City, because I memorized my state capitols as a kid, and Boulder City, because it's in Fallout: New Vegas.

I can't name a fifth, though.

like the goon said upthread, and should remember from NV: Primm

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



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Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

That Harlan Hill guy is 30 years old.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

The Saddest Rhino posted:

[Incredible stuff]
I love the constant narrative that Biden's America will be harshly oppressive to destroy and imprison anyone who steps out of line or commits Wrongthink but also there will be no police whatsoever.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Vib Rib posted:

I love the constant narrative that Biden's America will be harshly oppressive to destroy and imprison anyone who steps out of line or commits Wrongthink but also there will be no police whatsoever.
Roving bands of antifa supersoldiers don't count as police obviously

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Gay Jew whose current career is built on trying to make friends with Nazis and homophobes: “Good luck not being eaten in the revolution!”

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Henchman of Santa posted:

Gay Jew whose current career is built on trying to make friends with Nazis and homophobes: “Good luck not being eaten in the revolution!”

I only remember Dave from TYT so all of this is cracking me the gently caress up.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Sandweed posted:

That Harlan Hill guy is 30 years old.

13 or 30?

Clam Chowdown
May 8, 2006

That's an unacceptable answer, Donny!

Excuse me, it's not very fair to use a picture of the guy that was obviously taken using some kind of snapchat baby-fying filter.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Boss Baby sequel looks unexpectedly political

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/theonion/status/644218473741189120

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Vib Rib posted:

I love the constant narrative that Biden's America will be harshly oppressive to destroy and imprison anyone who steps out of line or commits Wrongthink but also there will be no police whatsoever.

Is one of their fantasies that Biden wants to do away with ... bail bonds?

Telling on themselves much?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Bismuth posted:

Boss Baby sequel looks unexpectedly political
I thought he was losing?

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Splicer posted:

I thought he was losing?

You'd think it would be hard to strangle democracy with such tiny hands

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/MrTooDamnChris/status/1324740860886413312

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Splicer posted:

I thought he was losing?

He has in fact lost PA and thus the election so expect the IOSM to flood

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

He has in fact lost PA and thus the election so expect the IOSM to flood
What's even more amazing is he seems to, just barely, be losing Georgia.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

He has in fact lost PA and thus the election so expect the IOSM to flood

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/1324734516280336389?s=20

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

PetraCore posted:

What's even more amazing is he seems to, just barely, be losing Georgia.

The majority of the outstanding ballots left are from Gwinnett.

Gwinnett was a second-wave white flight county in the 1970s-80s. It's now Georgia's most diverse.

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


I grew up in Gwinnett. It was a vast white suburban hellscape where my friends and I were fed a steady media diet of Foxnews and Rush Limbaugh and Neal Boortz because that's what all our parents listened to. It was already becoming very diverse though, and my town had a huge Korean population. So at least I got to get incredible Korean BBQ. One of my first teenage jobs was at the Sears in Gwinnett mall (now a Stranger Things set) and I regularly got cussed at by customers when Spanish in store announcements played.

To the extent I still speak with my family in Georgia they all lament how Gwinnett has gone down hill compared to the 90s / oughts. Of course what they actually mean is that there are too many Koreans and Hispanics.

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PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

RC and Moon Pie posted:

The majority of the outstanding ballots left are from Gwinnett.

Gwinnett was a second-wave white flight county in the 1970s-80s. It's now Georgia's most diverse.
Aren't there still all those military ballots, too?

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