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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/1325260977693188101

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Screaming_Gremlin
Dec 26, 2005

Look at him. Dude's a stone-cold badass.
Anderson Cooper has a hell of a Trump impression.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I followed politics before Trump and I'll follow politics after Trump. Biden is not my choice and the country is not fixed. But its an indescribable relief to know that I won't be compelled to check the news on my phone as soon as I wake up and afraid to not turn on the news for a few days.

I repeatedly compared the Trump Presidency to having a loved one in the hospital and living filled with concern, guilt, and dread about bad news. This really feels the same as when my mom came home from the hospital a few weeks ago. Such a chance to breath and relax for a minute.

Appoda
Oct 30, 2013

Did Trump ever do anything sportsy besides 208 games of golf? I can't imagine him getting a ball past home plate without falling over and crapping himself.

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps

Appoda posted:

Did Trump ever do anything sportsy besides 208 games of golf? I can't imagine him getting a ball past home plate without falling over and crapping himself.

He did the League Cup draw over here in the late UK in the late 80s.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Appoda posted:

Did Trump ever do anything sportsy besides 208 games of golf? I can't imagine him getting a ball past home plate without falling over and crapping himself.

Trump played baseball when he was younger and was apparently pretty good at it, though like everything else in his life he massively overstated his competence.

anakha
Sep 16, 2009


I hope Americans can start referring to Harris's husband as the Second Laddie.

I just want the First Laddie to become a thing before I leave this mortal coil LOL.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Appoda posted:

Did Trump ever do anything sportsy besides 208 games of golf? I can't imagine him getting a ball past home plate without falling over and crapping himself.

He appeared at a couple NFL games, and threw out at least one first pitch. He got loving boo'd or chanted at a couple times

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Appoda posted:

Did Trump ever do anything sportsy besides 208 games of golf? I can't imagine him getting a ball past home plate without falling over and crapping himself.

He shittily took a Stone Cold Stunner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZBWk9ivHpo

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


I was highly amused that the traditional "My opponent fought a hard race, and he lost, so let's all be nice" line was very much NOT present. Lots of references to "well, thank god THAT is over", though.

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

Arsenic Lupin posted:

I was highly amused that the traditional "My opponent fought a hard race, and he lost, so let's all be nice" line was very much NOT present. Lots of references to "well, thank god THAT is over", though.

yeah. hard to credit your opponent when he's still in full Downfall bunker mode

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

anakha posted:

I hope Americans can start referring to Harris's husband as the Second Laddie.

I just want the First Laddie to become a thing before I leave this mortal coil LOL.

It's cool as hell that our First Lady is also going to be actively teaching to be honest.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
Apparently a Coldplay song was played tonight in tribute to Beau because it was one of his favorite bands. I want to take back my vote.

nate fisher
Mar 3, 2004

We've Got To Go Back
Coldplay is trash, but in this case I’ll let it pass.

Orthanc6
Nov 4, 2009

Fuligin posted:

i got bad news on that front

Oh, I know the ancient Dem leadership is doing just the opposite and believing it's still 1990 in American politics, but hopefully the progressive wing and any new blood are coming in with the realization that there is nothing to gain from reaching across the aisle with the GOP base being as insane as it currently is.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Has anybody burned any thin blue line flags in the streets yet?

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/VergeAero

This is who did the crazy drone show. Good poo poo

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
how do we heal a divided america?

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
ขอให้โชคดี
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKVnur5DkdI

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Radirot posted:

how do we heal a divided america?

I'm starting with a Philly Cheesesteak.

nate fisher
Mar 3, 2004

We've Got To Go Back

Radirot posted:

how do we heal a divided america?

I’m doing my best right now to heal it by roasting Trump supporters on Twitter.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Radirot posted:

how do we heal a divided america?

Feeding Gritty the entrails and blood of fascists is a pretty good start, imo.

Crows Turn Off
Jan 7, 2008


Radirot posted:

how do we heal a divided america?
Do what Germany did after Hitler.

Robzilla
Jul 28, 2003

READ IT AND WEEP JEWBOY!
Fun Shoe

Gatts posted:

I'm starting with a Philly Cheesesteak.

Okay, road trip to Philly for cheesesteaks.

ryde
Sep 9, 2011

God I love young girls
https://twitter.com/soylent_slut/status/1325262700566306817?s=21

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Handsome Ralph posted:

Don't give a gently caress, I am so loving happy right now. gently caress Donald Trump.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Radirot posted:

how do we heal a divided america?

Finally convincing them basic socialist policies like m4a, workers rights, etc are in their *actual* own interests.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Robzilla posted:

Okay, road trip to Philly for cheesesteaks.

Start with roadtrip to Philly for Cheesesteaks.

Next step is to crush conservatives beneath the heel of justice, drink the blood from their skulls, display their still beating hearts on pikes, devour their souls, meditate to their screams, dismantle their power and drat their generations for all time.

Then the healing can begin because they won't be there to further the hurt.

nate fisher
Mar 3, 2004

We've Got To Go Back

https://twitter.com/realalansmitee/status/1325264946406559744?s=21

Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?
That Sherman meme :vince:

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Crows Turn Off posted:

Do what Germany did after Hitler.
If by that you mean "invent Eurodance", then agreed. :getin:

drainpipe
May 17, 2004

AAHHHHHHH!!!!
Here's some more info on the Fulton county investigation.

https://twitter.com/NicoleCarrWSB/status/1325247706940502016

User Error
Aug 31, 2006
I heard Biden won, but the only thing in my brain right now is Four Seasons Total Landscaping. That's it. The last vestiges of my sanity have been obliterated. When my time comes, on my deathbed surrounded by loved ones, the last thing to flit though my dying brain will be Rudy Guiliani in front of a grungy green garage next to a porn store.

Phoix
Jul 20, 2006




drainpipe posted:

Here's some more info on the Fulton county investigation.

https://twitter.com/NicoleCarrWSB/status/1325247706940502016

So it's likely more Biden votes given the county. God bless America and Chaos

Timeless Appeal
May 28, 2006

Appoda posted:

Did Trump ever do anything sportsy besides 208 games of golf? I can't imagine him getting a ball past home plate without falling over and crapping himself.
Trump apparently played baseball and his coach claims he was scouted by the Phillies, but also apparently Trump lied about a bunch of poo poo. His coach might just be a chud.

Philly passing on Trump twice in his life is funny though.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



drainpipe posted:

Here's some more info on the Fulton county investigation.

https://twitter.com/NicoleCarrWSB/status/1325247706940502016

Sorry but can we please not have someone named "Barron" in charge of elections

Not just right now ty

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


User Error posted:

I heard Biden won, but the only thing in my brain right now is Four Seasons Total Landscaping. That's it. The last vestiges of my sanity have been obliterated. When my time comes, on my deathbed surrounded by loved ones, the last thing to flit though my dying brain will be Rudy Guiliani in front of a grungy green garage next to a porn store.

how did this happen? did they just say "book the four seasons" and hand it to Jared?

nate fisher
Mar 3, 2004

We've Got To Go Back
My new mission is to reply on Twitter to people who say this is just like Gore being declared winner in 2000. This is zero point zero like that. Fake news.


User Error posted:

I heard Biden won, but the only thing in my brain right now is Four Seasons Total Landscaping. That's it. The last vestiges of my sanity have been obliterated. When my time comes, on my deathbed surrounded by loved ones, the last thing to flit though my dying brain will be Rudy Guiliani in front of a grungy green garage next to a porn store.

I do wonder if that was truly a mistake (wrong Four Seasons). I mean it hurts my soul to think that it was the actual original plan.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
https://twitter.com/ComicsintheGA/status/1325264696413474816

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Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

alf_pogs posted:

how did this happen? did they just say "book the four seasons" and hand it to Jared?

I need to know this as well. There's no way it could be THAT dumb a reason.

... Could it?

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