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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Mirthless posted:

any lawyers wanna weigh in on what melania's prenup could be like? I have no idea how divorce laws work


here’s a documentary about trup prenups that might offer some clews:


https://youtu.be/G1gC912LUq0

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Not a Children posted:

According to Vanity Fair she's been living her best life as an ongoing sexpest in the Trump donor circles and has ruffled some collars by just being gross person

She might not be able to make the jump back to "respectable" media because she has a reputation for being incredibly unprofessional. Then again those orgs are still chock full of sexpests so maybe that's a W for her

what?

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I lost on Jeopardy, baby https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvUZijEuNDQ

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

snoo posted:

wish the coward mods of cspam would crack down on the fuckin tedious drunk and high posting lmao

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020
she was their bundler too so like she raised a lot of funds spanking nouveau riche tire store chain millionaires

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Bearjew posted:

hey peepee

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

resident posted:

who is Alex trebek?

was

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

neutral milf hotel posted:

lol


Diane rehm is a g*ddamn treasure you puto


:stare:

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

lol ice loving cold

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

ArmZ posted:

ok look i hate npr as much as the next goon but she occupies that tier of interviewer that only includes her and terry gross. there's really no better popular media interviewer than those two. everything is on point almost all the time, prep, questioning, guest selection.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


The circling the wagons defense mechanism is finally breaking down for Bitchell. I don't know if it's just psychologically run its course or if his imminent death is affecting him.

I hope it's the former, because if Bill Mitchell is cracking, so are thousands of other MAGAchuds who expected strong daddy to make all their dreams come true. It's better for the country if they direct their blame and rage at Trump/Fox News.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

lol and also when you hear people say poo poo like "just teach coal miners to code" part of that is tech companies being mad that they have to pay so much and they want to drive the price down.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost
.

Mirthless has issued a correction as of 18:59 on Nov 8, 2020

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

lol

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

is this guy even a real lawyer or does he just larp as one on twitter?

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

You may not know this, but really that is the way you do it. You know I found this out, no one knew that you take your guitar, you know, you take a guitar and, get this, play it on MTV. No one knew this before me. I asked them to let me do it, but they couldn't handle the ratings. I said, you know what fine. I had guys coming up to me with refrigerators, tears in their eyes, telling me Donald, Mr. President, we have install these.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
aw man, trebek down too?

WHY WONT YOU loving DIE, KISSINGER

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/Yamiche/status/1325496975333203974

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Homeless Friend posted:

tahts what smarxist tried to do. look at him now. u want that?

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Agrajag posted:

is this guy even a real lawyer or does he just larp as one on twitter?

he’s a recruiter lol

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

ex post facho posted:

aw man, trebek down too?

WHY WONT YOU loving DIE, KISSINGER

lmfao that lich aint ever dying. same with dick cheney

as it turns out the secret to immortality is being evil as gently caress

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Agrajag posted:

is this guy even a real lawyer or does he just larp as one on twitter?

yes bill mitchell is the smartest lawyer there is don’t ever question him

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
snoo taking a surprising authorifasc bent towards posting ITT, first they came for the dolphin posting, and I did not speak up, for I did not have a poop knife. Next they came for the drunk and high posters and I did not speak up for I was out. Smh

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012


oh poo poo maybe it was rigged :tinfoil:

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1325495237603708929?s=19

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Homeless Friend posted:

i just wanted to save cspam for god sakes

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

dead gay comedy forums posted:

TMRPMTO didn't do anything truly outlandishly hilarious yet

no coke fueled Posting nor a completely unhinged speech

ffs

Don Jr. is currently on Artie Lange levels of cocaine right now though.

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




the kim guillfoyle sexpest story came out like one hour before trump got corona
i think the melania xmas tape came out that day too. it was wild

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Reality Protester posted:

Im the unrelated thumbnails and clips of a babe on the beach

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Bearjew posted:

can you blame her for not wanting to talk to truno

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
I'm still remembering sailor

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Agrajag posted:

lmfao that lich aint ever dying. same with dick cheney

as it turns out the secret to immortality is being evil as gently caress

turns out having a conscience just generates cortisol and drives you to an early death

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magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005





thi s is a perfect image

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