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I just can't fathom who's out there honestly asking for something like that. I just can't. Different cultures be damned you can't tell me that magically makes THAT look appetizing
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bony tony posted:I knew the BA test kitchen is white, but not this white, surely corn on pizza is as asian as sushi hth
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im just assuming all these pizza pics come from thispizzadoesnotexist.com
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Is that a cherry at the top next to the zebra slices?
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 Worst Pizza sandwich I've ever seen which is a shame because 
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That's a failure both as a pizza and as a sandwich. 0/10 would not disassemble into edible bits.
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Nov 9, 2020 09:42
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Can’t have a pizza without -French fries -whole eggs -???
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Quantum of Phallus posted:These genuinely make my brain hurt The first one looks weird as hell and a bit gunky, but I could actually imagine it tasting decent. The second one looks like you just chucking a hunk of cheesecake or something instead of one quarter of the pizza.... WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!!!!!
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Nov 9, 2020 17:54
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It might have three courses but that is not a full square meal.
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Outrail posted:It might have three courses but that is not a full square meal. Yeah it’s round
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Brain Curry posted:Yeah it’s round 
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Nov 9, 2020 18:32
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Brain Curry posted:Yeah it’s round The answer to "How is that thing like a pizza?".
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Antigravitas posted:Is that a cherry at the top next to the zebra slices? Ban this person for not knowing Olive/Cherry Pizza law.
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I’ve decided that now that I’ve moved out of NY, I’m not going to even bother trying to find good pizza in MA. Instead, what I’m going to do is try to find the worst pizza in the Boston metro area and photograph/review the especially lovely ones for this thread. Boston has terrible pizza so this should be fun. First up will be Regal Pizza in Mattapan, which has a 1.8 star rating on google and pictures that will haunt my nightmares. I’m aiming to go Saturday depending on how the first week at my new job goes. Any Boston goons are welcome to join.
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Be careful and skip delivery - I posted about that place in this thread previously, they scam people. https://boston.cbslocal.com/2010/11/17/i-team-boston-pizza-store-scam/
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Nov 9, 2020 23:27
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I wonder what the worst slice in New York City looks like
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TheAardvark posted:Be careful and skip delivery - I posted about that place in this thread previously, they scam people. Daaaamn. gently caress that, I’m not giving those guys money then. I’ll find some other lovely pizza place.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I’ve decided that now that I’ve moved out of NY, I’m not going to even bother trying to find good pizza in MA. Instead, what I’m going to do is try to find the worst pizza in the Boston metro area and photograph/review the especially lovely ones for this thread. I’ve spent a ton of time in Boston over the years so I sat back and thought for a minute “I must have had some good pizza in Boston...” But no, you’re right. I don’t know if I’ve ever even eaten a pizza in Boston other than the little Papa Gino’s singles at Fenway.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:First up will be Regal Pizza in Mattapan, which has a 1.8 star rating on google and pictures that will haunt my nightmares. I’m aiming to go Saturday depending on how the first week at my new job goes. Any Boston goons are welcome to join. Omg check out Regal Pizza Google Review Pictures. I'd post them but google reviews doesn't allow you to right click on any picture so  edit: hahahahaha some of these have to be fake. One has a pile of iceberg lettuce with two kraft singles on it edit 2: yeah, one has a bulldozer pushing a bunch of garbage at a dump. But you can totally tell which pizzas are real Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Nov 10, 2020 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I’ve spent a ton of time in Boston over the years so I sat back and thought for a minute “I must have had some good pizza in Boston...” There's a bar called the Dugout that had a pizza and pitcher of beer special that wasn't good but it was cheap at least. But I've never had pizza there I've actively enjoyed. Now to find pizza I actively despise!
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I’ve decided that now that I’ve moved out of NY, I’m not going to even bother trying to find good pizza in MA. Instead, what I’m going to do is try to find the worst pizza in the Boston metro area and photograph/review the especially lovely ones for this thread. I’m from the Lowell area and there is good pizza around there.
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If I get to pet that cat, I'd be willing to try the non-sat on part of the pizza. Maybe the forgot the central bread wheel cut out thing the hen chilled on in a previous posts or quartered pizzas for Mr. Whiskers? It's nowhere near the horror stories you brave tasters, posters and revelers reported of Brazilian cum drenched cream pizzas (thank you for those) but there's a thing called Pizzazz here in Philadelphia that sounds pretty goon/gross to me. So, perhaps a delicacy. My understanding is it's sauceless dough covered in american cheese slices, then sliced tomatoes and fist fulls of canned banana peppers. Philly has great pretzels and does good NY style pizza. I give them that. Everything else is basically hoagies or scrapple or a combination.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I don't know what that thing would give me to require testing, but what ever it is I want it. Wilford Brimley is deeply disappointed in you.
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Vegetable posted:I've watched this about a dozen times and I never fail to be shocked every time I watch it again You have to admire his catupiry and olive work though.
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shadow puppet of a posted:You have to admire his catupiry and olive work though. Under no circumstances do you gotta hand it to the Mestre da pizza
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MdP seems like a nice enough guy though, just can't make a pizza for poo poo
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Under no circumstances do you gotta hand it to the Mestre da pizza He's a smart man who realized that only two things were on the test for his Brazilian state licensure in pizzamaking. The rest he could just wing on his own and make up as he went along with whatever combustibles, torn crusts, 1/3rd coverage sauce splatter and nervous peel flicking he could get away with.
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So many moments... but I always lol when he sticks his head in the trash hole and reappears with a fencepost
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Pizza is so bad it has the only youtube video in history with an entire comments section in agreement. That's pretty remarkable really.
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mestre da pizza is art. i have watched it a ton of times too and it always engrosses me. the trash cardboard flavors, the cool dough flip hole tear combo, token olive, gallon of cheese goo, all amazing
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They call me Mestre di gently caress, I spread the cheapest lotion on, rub and push in a vague circular motion, stick it in and ask if we're "done" every 20 seconds, pull out and toss on 3 little splats
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I’m mestre da cum and that’s me making the pizza
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 Cross-post from the Anti-Food Porn thread. The filename is PIZZA_ARTISANAL.jpg... that just reminds me of 
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lol so its the last day of the quarter and I was doing a fun online quiz thing with the students about food. There was a question about the most popular pizza topping in Brazil being peas. A student was like Brazilian pizza seems bad. So of course I pulled up the mastre da pizza youtube video. The kids were making fun of it so hard I think the whole class lost it laughing when he starts shoving trash into the fire.
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HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:
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