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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Memento posted:

Is that what these lads have going on?



not that I'm saying this is the thread for those tattoos, as we can see from a few posts up there's no shortage of professional MMA fighters with dire tattoos to go around
So did they commit, or do they just have a plain ol' dick n' balls sticking out of the middle of all that?

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


The butthole seems like it would hurt and be an infection concern.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGg8DqkBglE/

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

LingcodKilla posted:

The butthole seems like it would hurt and be an infection concern.

New thread title.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009



Took me a moment.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

drat, even artistically they're not doing themselves any favors

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

LifeSunDeath posted:

drat, even artistically they're not doing themselves any favors

They're growers, the tattoos do the showing

OK? :mad:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

The Bloop posted:

They're growers, the tattoos do the showing

OK? :mad:

OK OK, stop doing that haka dance at me, you're spitting all over my salad.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Johnny Truant posted:

If it's anything like tebori(Japanese version of the au that is used for the actual poking) it actually is wayyyyyy less painful than a traditional tattoo machine. Except for the white pigment, holy balls that part did hurt.

I just looked up what the tebori looks like and it's... frankly, a lot less nasty looking

this is what Samoan tatau combs look like:



Memento posted:

Is that what these lads have going on?



not that I'm saying this is the thread for those tattoos, as we can see from a few posts up there's no shortage of professional MMA fighters with dire tattoos to go around

yeah, those are the actual traditional ones. this is the one that you do not get unless you are yourself Samoan and know exactly what you're doing.

e: and yeah, this is absolutely not the thread for basically any traditional polynesian tatau, it all looks loving gorgeous as hell when properly done and those guys in particular look sick

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Assuming those are MMA dudes, it's going to be hilarious seeing them in the ring with some hick and his $20 attempts to do the same thing by his cousin Rick.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
$20? Must have tipped more than usual.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

EL BROMANCE posted:

Assuming those are MMA dudes, it's going to be hilarious seeing them in the ring with some hick and his $20 attempts to do the same thing by his cousin Rick.

the irony is many of the Haka tattoo guys aren't that good. Mark Hunt was really good, but the smaller dudes never seem to become known fighters for very long. Also people with dyed hair tend to get shut down quickly. Ask me all about my weirdo mma superstitions and stereotypes cause I got more.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Just Offscreen posted:

New thread title.

Unfortunately, it doesn't fit. :(

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


"The butthole seems like it would hurt" fits and works very well.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Pastry of the Year posted:

Unfortunately, it doesn't fit. :(

Have you tried astroglide?

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


EL BROMANCE posted:

Assuming those are MMA dudes, it's going to be hilarious seeing them in the ring with some hick and his $20 attempts to do the same thing by his cousin Rick.

Tai Tuivasa, Tyson Pedro , ?, and Justin Tafa, if you want to see how they look in the ring.

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Pastry of the Year posted:

Unfortunately, it doesn't fit. :(

"The butthole seems like it would be an infection concern"

Is pretty close

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

ultrafilter posted:

"The butthole seems like it would hurt" fits and works very well.

You're right, but this

Just Offscreen posted:

"The butthole seems like it would be an infection concern"

won my heart.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Pastry of the Year posted:

You're right, butt this


won my heart.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

So one of the mutineers on the Bounty, Peter Heywood, ended up living on Tahiti and marrying a Tahitian woman before being captured. During this time (late 1780s-early 1790s), he got tattoos so he wouldn't be an outcast from Tahitian society. Anyway, he ended up getting captured, surviving a shipwreck on the way back to England, sentenced to death, pardoned, had a full naval career, etc, etc, before marrying an English widow in 1819. Can you imagine being that woman and taking off your new husband's pants and finding those tattoos? I hope he warned her.

brunch with yr parents
Jan 6, 2013

SWEATBOX SYMPHONY

Four legs, three vaginias.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

brunch with yr parents posted:

Four legs, three vaginias.

Deviantart thread is thataway, man

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord

brunch with yr parents posted:

Four legs, three vaginias.

maybe more

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Pastry of the Year posted:

You're right, but this


won my heart.

Always proud of my babies.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

brunch with yr parents posted:

Four legs, three vaginias.

Kinda like the lady from the flag of Sicily.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

So one of the mutineers on the Bounty, Peter Heywood, ended up living on Tahiti and marrying a Tahitian woman before being captured. During this time (late 1780s-early 1790s), he got tattoos so he wouldn't be an outcast from Tahitian society. Anyway, he ended up getting captured, surviving a shipwreck on the way back to England, sentenced to death, pardoned, had a full naval career, etc, etc, before marrying an English widow in 1819. Can you imagine being that woman and taking off your new husband's pants and finding those tattoos? I hope he warned her.

I don't think English people took off their pants in the 1800

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


They probably disintegrated off him after a couple months.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

brunch with yr parents posted:

Four legs, three vaginias.

Two sets of butts
And a partridge in a pear tree

Lobster God
Nov 5, 2008
https://twitter.com/giantpoppywatch/status/1324739765644775425?s=19

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
The state of his back.


Look at that 2 seater spitfire. It's wing is all chewed up. Look at that hosed up poppy!

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
It would have been more respectful to just not get all that poo poo tbh

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Name/post combo

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!


This owns. AND it's a great way to say "I'm a fun dude but you should probably not trust me with any living thing"

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Maybe I don’t get how muscles work either but that poo poo doesn’t look right either.

Miaou
Jun 13, 2008
I'm in pain just looking at it. It's probably just synthol and not actual muscle mass, right?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


fuckin' yikes

Giga Pet giveaway
Jun 28, 2008

You're Not Welcome?

Memento posted:



fuckin' yikes

Everything in this image is a gift that keeps on giving.

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I'm legit surprised that man showers.

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