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3D Megadoodoo posted:I say turd all the time.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Tomorrow, I have to sit in on a job interview with a man named Richard Leak. I hope the chair is disposable.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Tomorrow, I have to sit in on a job interview with a man named Richard Leak. Oh hey that’s Dick Trickle’s father.
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Unfortunately, Mr. Leak canceled his interview within hours of scheduling it, so I won't be able to put a face to the leak. In good news, the boss at my other job has finally been convinced that "gypsy" is an ethnic slur. Thank you, American lawyer he inexplicably hired!
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Unfortunately, Mr. Leak canceled his interview within hours of scheduling it, so I won't be able to put a face to the leak. Sad you won't get to meet but glad to hear the DL situation is contained. What happened with the lawyer then? I remember you originally brought it up but did he hire a lawyer for something else and then ask as an aside, cause your wording kinda makes it sound like the argument blew up enough that he got crazy enough to hire a lawyer to answer if it's a legal slur which is it's own wonderful level of crazy, honestly. I wish all racists could be referred to a lawyer whose advice they will follow and refrain from further slurring once legally confirmed the word is harmful.
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jojoinnit posted:Sad you won't get to meet but glad to hear the DL situation is contained. Oh, my God, no! Nothing so dramatic, sorry for making it sound that way! No, he just has a lawyer who specializes in, I don't know, video game law. He's weirdly concerned about not offending people, so I guess he brought it up with the lawyer as something I'd flagged? The US is his target market and this guy is a lawyer for other video game developers, including some of his personal heroes, so I guess I get it. I dunno, I just write the poop jokes and then sadly delete the poop jokes because my boss hates scatological humor. Fleta Mcgurn has a new favorite as of 16:11 on Nov 3, 2020 |
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teacomse, which I'm imagining it pronounced like tecumseh taighamana kavatate qwashannon queenenna jubilee artist rhythm mimoza aholibama-not sure if this is lost in translation as she had a fairly common spanish surname last names bytheway and heckenlively
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Aholibama is one of those obscure Biblical names. I kind of like Jubilee, though.
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There's an American gymnast called eMjae.
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Aholibama is one of those obscure Biblical names. I can't stop thinking of Many Waters.
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DemonDarkhorse posted:artist She's definitely going to get a job in STEM to screw with her parents.
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Aholibama is one of those obscure Biblical names. I kind of like Jubilee, though. It's better than Jubilation Lee at least.
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I get abused for my name - and restaurants always laugh when I try to book table Her name is Corona.
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jojoinnit posted:I get abused for my name - and restaurants always laugh when I try to book table
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Two-time Cy Young award winner Jacob deGrom & his wife named their daughter Aniston.
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YeahTubaMike posted:Two-time Cy Young award winner Jacob deGrom & his wife named their daughter Aniston. I have an elementary school classmate whose daughter is Annastyn.
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You're still in elementary school? Well, I won't judge, at least you didn't drop out.
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JaneError posted:I have an elementary school classmate whose daughter is Annastyn. Phlegmish posted:You're still in elementary school? Well, I won't judge, at least you didn't drop out. Babies having babies 
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I can't stop giggling at "Mason McHorse" because doesn't that mean his dad was a horse? Or his grandfather?
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I can't stop giggling at "Mason McHorse" because doesn't that mean his dad was a horse? Or his grandfather? Lady, once society tells you its rude to make the whole word stare at your goods you gotta find a subtler way to let everyone know.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I can't stop giggling at "Mason McHorse" because doesn't that mean his dad was a horse? Or his grandfather? He's vary stable.
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Been digging through the Social Security Death Master File lately, so here are the names of some people who got SSNs and then died. Big Johnson Big Knife Big Shorty Blenda Bong Bort Baltus Cancer Traylor Chaos Martin Economy Clubb Hades Hernandez Jello Sheriff Number Williams Ray St. Penis Urban A. Panther
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All solid usernames.
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Winter Stormer posted:Ray St. Penis Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh I feel like after 15 years I should keep my current username but I really want this one lmao
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If I were a St. Penis you'd best believe I'd have a good story ready about how my ancestor was canonised.
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Economy Clubb is the saddest name I think I've ever heard.
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Look out! Here comes the Jello Sheriff!
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I so badly want Hades Hernandez to rhyme. Like it would be next level if it was Hades Mercedes or something.
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Urban Panther is like sewer gators, but cooler.
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If Big Shorty didn't drop a at least a demo tape before he died, I'm gonna be disappointed.
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Winter Stormer posted:Been digging through the Social Security Death Master File lately, so here are the names of some people who got SSNs and then died. Okay, I call dibs on patenting the Blend-a-Bong, which makes healthy smoothies and high people simultaneously. Jello Sheriff is the best thing ever. Economy Clubb is an upgrade offered in Coach where you get .25 cm extra legroom if you pay 150 of whatever currency you're in.
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Chaos Martin is my punk name
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Winter Stormer posted:Been digging through the Social Security Death Master File lately, so here are the names of some people who got SSNs and then died. Some of these names are A+. I wish I was badass enough to be called Urban Panther. Also, I googled Chaos Martin and his wife was named Peachie. One of their 8 children was also named Wimpy, or so I thought. Apparently his real name was just Ardell. Disappointing!
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Continuing adventures in the Death Master File. Boring Smith Cash Poore Cumming Dykes Elfy Person Gay Handy Handy Gandy Hella Dankner Hunky Shaw Ima Hooker Ima Hogg King Bowser King Fleek King Kong King Tribble There is a shitload of good King [whatever] but these really struck my fancy.
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Winter Stormer posted:
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Winter Stormer posted:Handy Gandy Brother of Andy Pandy.
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