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Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Extremely mild flavour, slight cat-foody smell (but that dissipated quickly), sort of creamy texture. Pretty inoffensive, really. I didn't know what its intended use was, so I made something up.

First I put the mutton into a frying pan with some chopped chillis, herbs, paprika and fish sauce. And also a tiny scrap of tomato and onion sauce that I'd made the other day and had left sitting in my fridge.

Next, a couple of cans of baked beans and some rice.

Finally, cheese.

Tasted fine. The mutton doesn't have enough flavour to stand out, so it's just a vaguely meat, tomatoey, cheesy rice thing.

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# ? May 31, 2024 03:36

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Tiggum posted:

Extremely mild flavour, slight cat-foody smell (but that dissipated quickly), sort of creamy texture. Pretty inoffensive, really. I didn't know what its intended use was, so I made something up.

First I put the mutton into a frying pan with some chopped chillis, herbs, paprika and fish sauce. And also a tiny scrap of tomato and onion sauce that I'd made the other day and had left sitting in my fridge.

Next, a couple of cans of baked beans and some rice.

Finally, cheese.

Tasted fine. The mutton doesn't have enough flavour to stand out, so it's just a vaguely meat, tomatoey, cheesy rice thing.

Oh god, OH GOD NO

# ? Nov 11, 2020 16:20

Yellow Yoshi: Apr 29, 2020; Figure 1: Mario's weird dog

Tiggum posted:

In Australia, "bread stick" means grissini - those thin, crunchy bread stick things that you eat with dips. Usually they're plain or very lightly flavoured.

Australia and the rest of the world, America is just being different again

# ? Nov 11, 2020 16:34

RBA Starblade: Apr 28, 2008; Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Olive Garden breadsticks suck, I hate them

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LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

RBA Starblade posted:

Olive Garden breadsticks suck, I hate them

yeah they're free because they're loving cheap and terrible.

# ? Nov 11, 2020 16:46

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Bomrek posted:

Yeah I'm having a hard time taking offense to that.

İt beats the hell out of having a half inch of weiner sticking out on either end

If I get a hot dog and the bun is longer than the dog, I rip off the extra bun.

# ? Nov 11, 2020 16:50

snergle: Aug 3, 2013; A kind little mouse!

Tiggum posted:

Extremely mild flavour, slight cat-foody smell (but that dissipated quickly), sort of creamy texture. Pretty inoffensive, really. I didn't know what its intended use was, so I made something up.

First I put the mutton into a frying pan with some chopped chillis, herbs, paprika and fish sauce. And also a tiny scrap of tomato and onion sauce that I'd made the other day and had left sitting in my fridge.

Next, a couple of cans of baked beans and some rice.

Finally, cheese.

Tasted fine. The mutton doesn't have enough flavour to stand out, so it's just a vaguely meat, tomatoey, cheesy rice thing.

congrats you invented ~~hamburger~~ mutton helper

# ? Nov 11, 2020 17:02

Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Tiggum posted:

Oh, so better than a normal hotdog then?

American style "breadsticks" aren't a thing here as far as I know. I think the closest I've encountered would be garlic bread? The kind you get from the supermarket and heat in the oven, or the kind you get from most pizza places, looks pretty similar to those Olive Garden breadsticks except that it's sliced and buttered.

In Australia, "bread stick" means grissini - those thin, crunchy bread stick things that you eat with dips. Usually they're plain or very lightly flavoured. I had always assumed that's what it meant in America as well.

It's like a combo of the two, kind of like an extremely small, lovely cheap baguette with a little garlic salt on top.

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AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

wtf the breadsticks are the only reason to say yes when your boss offers to pay for lunch and chooses OG

# ? Nov 11, 2020 17:35

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

America has bread sticks as in little sad pieces of gluten that came with a cheese dip, too.

Somebody make the antithesis to the olive garden bread stick hotdog by shoving the snack bread sticks down the hot dogs pee hole.

# ? Nov 11, 2020 17:35

SlothfulCobra: Mar 27, 2011

Olive Garden's breadsticks are just rolls with garlic salt and butter spread on them. Which is good! But it's also something that pretty much anyone could do if they wanted to. My dad used to do that with store bought rolls.

Red Lobster's chedder biscuits you have to add cheese and bake yourself to get, which makes them more unique

Although I guess it's been 6 years since Olive Garden and Red Lobster split ways, so I wonder how many people won't even remember why they were together.

Tiggum posted:

Oh, so better than a normal hotdog then?

American style "breadsticks" aren't a thing here as far as I know. I think the closest I've encountered would be garlic bread? The kind you get from the supermarket and heat in the oven, or the kind you get from most pizza places, looks pretty similar to those Olive Garden breadsticks except that it's sliced and buttered.

In Australia, "bread stick" means grissini - those thin, crunchy bread stick things that you eat with dips. Usually they're plain or very lightly flavoured. I had always assumed that's what it meant in America as well.

Nah, breadstick is just a nonspecific term that can mean a fair amount of things. Pizza places will often serve breadsticks that are just unsauced pizza dough cut into strips. A third thing breadstick can mean!

Elviscat posted:

Breadsticks from the McDonalds of Italian food.

More like the Chili's of italian food. It's not fast food.

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AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

SlothfulCobra posted:

More like the Chili's of italian food. It's not fast food.

yeah Fazoli's is the McDonalds of italian food

they do the same breadsticks though lol

# ? Nov 11, 2020 17:42

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Tiggum posted:

Extremely mild flavour, slight cat-foody smell (but that dissipated quickly), sort of creamy texture. Pretty inoffensive, really. I didn't know what its intended use was, so I made something up.

First I put the mutton into a frying pan with some chopped chillis, herbs, paprika and fish sauce. And also a tiny scrap of tomato and onion sauce that I'd made the other day and had left sitting in my fridge.

Next, a couple of cans of baked beans and some rice.

Finally, cheese.

Tasted fine. The mutton doesn't have enough flavour to stand out, so it's just a vaguely meat, tomatoey, cheesy rice thing.

all in all a fine bowl of classic Glorp.

# ? Nov 11, 2020 17:50

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

uber_stoat posted:

a fine bowl of classic Glorp

PYF Anti-Food Porn: a fine bowl of classic Glorp

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Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

imo an olive garden breadstick would make a good bun for a hot weiner

id smash that poo poo after the bar at harry's at 2am

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TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

Marx Was A Lib posted:

imo an olive garden breadstick would make a good bun for a hot weiner

id smash that poo poo after the bar at harry's at 2am

text me

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Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

TontoCorazon posted:

text me

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_wiener

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NinpoEspiritoSanto: Oct 22, 2013

Tiggum posted:

Extremely mild flavour, slight cat-foody smell (but that dissipated quickly), sort of creamy texture. Pretty inoffensive, really. I didn't know what its intended use was, so I made something up.

First I put the mutton into a frying pan with some chopped chillis, herbs, paprika and fish sauce. And also a tiny scrap of tomato and onion sauce that I'd made the other day and had left sitting in my fridge.

Next, a couple of cans of baked beans and some rice.

Finally, cheese.

Tasted fine. The mutton doesn't have enough flavour to stand out, so it's just a vaguely meat, tomatoey, cheesy rice thing.

I wonder how it'd taste if the "meat" was more than 1% of the overall dish :thunk:

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Mymla: Aug 12, 2010

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

If you live with somebody who does the top one, feel free to reach out for help in this thread. We�re here for you.

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Sakurazuka: Jan 24, 2004; NANI?

Yeah there should be mayonnaise on there too

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Fartington Butts: Jan 21, 2007

Cartoon Man posted:

If you live with somebody who does the top one, feel free to reach out for help in this thread. We�re here for you.

The only way for a person to not get their fingers messy with the first one is to mash their whole stupid face into the frypile.

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Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Cartoon Man posted:

If you live with somebody who does the top one, feel free to reach out for help in this thread. We�re here for you.

There should be mustard on the side in photo #2

# ? Nov 12, 2020 01:19

Polyseme: Sep 6, 2009; GROUCH DIVISION

Bundy posted:

I wonder how it'd taste if the "meat" was more than 1% of the overall dish

Probably like paste vaguely reminiscent of the other ingredients. This seems the wiser course of action.

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AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

They should be covered in malt vinegar

# ? Nov 12, 2020 01:28

Internet Wizard: Aug 9, 2009; BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Either malt vinegar or a mixture of mayo/ketchup/mustard to whatever ratio you please

Pour either one all over it

Mash your face right into those salty carbs

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NinpoEspiritoSanto: Oct 22, 2013

Drizzle over your own, generous side pool if sharing. That's the wrong colour for HP Fruity.

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AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

What in the mother of gently caress is HP Fruity

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Sakurazuka: Jan 24, 2004; NANI?

# ? Nov 12, 2020 01:51

Fartington Butts: Jan 21, 2007

Harry Potter Fruit Loops

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The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Sakurazuka posted:

this isn't actually answering the question

# ? Nov 12, 2020 01:52

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Sakurazuka posted:

What is this, drinkable ink from Hewlett Packard?

ed: Oh.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HP_Sauce

# ? Nov 12, 2020 02:03

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

quote:

HP Fruity is a milder version of the Original brown sauce, using a blend of fruits including oranges and mango to give a milder, tangier taste

Ah. It's a milder, tangier version of "HP Sauce". Now I know what it is.

# ? Nov 12, 2020 02:11

AreWeDrunkYet: Jul 8, 2006

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

What is this, drinkable ink from Hewlett Packard?

ed: Oh.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HP_Sauce

I'd rather have this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XO_sauce

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uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

i'm a merkin so i use A1 sauce for fry dippin'.

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Manky Tungeon: Jun 11, 2018

# ? Nov 12, 2020 02:27

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Manky Tungeon posted:

If there was truth in advertising, then the pizza box should read "Mal Appetit"

# ? Nov 12, 2020 02:31

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Manky Tungeon posted:

this some poo poo you send to people you hate. A gently caress you in pizza form.

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/WAe7Qp2.mp4

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uPen: Jan 25, 2010; Zu Rodina!

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/WAe7Qp2.mp4

I don't want to catch Covid in a restaurant either but a wall of fire between you and the customer seems like a bit much.

# ? Nov 12, 2020 03:32

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