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The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
he hosed a horse

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Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

This thread was on the third page, so I felt I should remind everyone - on this important day - that vice president Mike Pence has done it with a horse and will probably do so tomorrow, the next day, and every day after unto the end of time.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Mike Pence getting hosed as the election results roll in

2fat4sex
Apr 18, 2005



No matter what may happen today, Mike Pence will be having an outstanding afternoon tomorrow, if you catch my drift.

The drift being that he will be getting filled by horse nut

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


May we put Mike Pence out to pasture today

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Xand_Man posted:

May we put Mike Pence out to pasture today

he’s hoping!

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos
Michael Balls Penis Pence


hosed a horse

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

"I was planning to go with Trump again," said one voter, "but then I remembered that Mike Pence hosed a horse."

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

Mike Pence must be receiving comfort right now with his favorite horse-dick.

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

"I was planning to go with Biden this time," said one voter, "but then I remembered that Mike Pence hosed a horse."

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

when Pence retires to a stable I wonder if anyone will feign surprise

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Pence will retire to “a nice farm upstate”.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
inside you are two horses
you are vice president mike pence

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
Can you catch COVID from a horse? I'm asking for a friend.

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

The Washington Post contacted all 249 Republicans in the House and Senate, and asked them if Mike Pence hosed a horse.

Only 25 said yes. 224 said a horse hosed Mike Pence.

Parahexavoctal has issued a correction as of 21:55 on Dec 5, 2020

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

those 25 were privileged to witness a rare and beautiful event

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




In October of 1933, cartoonist H. T. Webster predicted that one day vice president Mike Pence would gently caress a horse.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


I think we sbould lock the thread on Jan. 20th. Mike Pence will undoubtedly continue to gently caress horses, but as a private citizen. That's between him, Mother, and Spirit

Xand_Man has issued a correction as of 06:23 on Dec 12, 2020

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

only male horses friend!

Happy horse fucker 2021 to all

please continue posting until Pence is a private horsefucking citizen on jan 6

god bless!

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
he did do that

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

Mike Pence isn't going to be VP by the end of this month, but that doesn't mean we can't remember that the outside of a horse is the best thing for the inside of a man. Right?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Jollity Farm posted:

Mike Pence: outside of a horse is the best thing for the inside of a man.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

immediately after announcing biden as the official president elect pence is going on vacation with his favorite stud

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Relevant Tangent posted:

immediately after announcing biden as the official president elect pence is going on vacation with his favorite stud

me :smug:

e: no wait, a horse that he, mike pence, is going to gently caress

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Bumping this to remind everyone the horse hosed pence :colbert:

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Avirosb posted:

Bumping this to remind everyone the horse hosed pence :colbert:

you know, i used to correct people on this but if a girl says she hosed a guy we don't assume she means pegging

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Avirosb posted:

Bumping this to remind everyone the horse hosed pence :colbert:

power bottom mike pence hosed the HELL out of that horse, and many other horses as well, shithead

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

I'm not entirely clear on the mechanism of the transfer of power. After Mike Pence has counted the electoral votes on Wednesday with three liters of fresh horse semen oozing from his anus, he'll still be vice-president for another two weeks, right?

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9WKL_UNxds

e: oh this is about the horse stuff, my bad. He did that too.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

he

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
https://twitter.com/DaniellaMicaela...genumber%3D6584

Per someone from another thread


"Pence couldn't come to the phone because his throat was in a little horse"

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Flavius Aetass posted:

you know, i used to correct people on this but if a girl says she hosed a guy we don't assume she means pegging

Misogyny.

We have no reason to think it wasn't a girl horse.

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Cpt_Obvious posted:

Misogyny.

We have no reason to think it wasn't a girl horse.

Outside of horse, inside of man.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Parahexavoctal posted:

Outside of horse, inside of man.

Hooves.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
horses aren't really built to fist/hoof things. it would take some sort of elaborate equine sex swing and even then it'd probably cripple the horse.

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
he hosed that horse, this i know to be true

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

horses aren't really built to fist/hoof things. it would take some sort of elaborate equine sex swing and even then it'd probably cripple the horse.

every horse pence fucks is immediately shot, it's a part of his fetish

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Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.
Mike Pence fucks horse, this I know
For his Twitter tells me so
Little foals to him belong
He is weak, but they are strong

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