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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Sorry, MISTER Doctor Frankenstein.

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

kdrudy posted:

I assumed it was going to be about Silent Hill.

Youngest person to make the speedrun leaderboard?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




poo poo, is The Expanse doing TNG-style time travel episodes where they visit the 1800s now

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

He also wrote some of the most trans rights scifi I've ever read. It's basically trans…cendent.

I loved the interview where he was asked whether he'd like to live in the Culture, seeing how his books are all about the ultraviolence at its edges, and he was downright incredulous. Hell yes Banks would love to live there.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Antigravitas posted:

He also wrote some of the most trans rights scifi I've ever read. It's basically trans…cendent.

I loved the interview where he was asked whether he'd like to live in the Culture, seeing how his books are all about the ultraviolence at its edges, and he was downright incredulous. Hell yes Banks would love to live there.

Yeah that's a good way of putting it. Culture as whole is downright utopian to the point you can't get anything interesting out of it without that bleeding edge intersectionality with religious bigotry or cultural intolerance from a whole big group. For the trans reader it's just a default that you have as much value as every other person up to and including hijacking a ship to just go gallivanting out in the world. You just have to convince the ship it's a good idea.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

I like the The Culture books, but I don't like how the baddies are always monstrously evil to the point of being cartoonish. Eg in one book Special Circumstances is messing with some nasty, authoritarian, bigoted empire (as usual), way late in the book it also surfaces that the nasty empire have a secret brutal snuff film tv channel for the elites to enjoy.

Like, we get it, Banks, they're not nice people, and SC is justified in interfering. You don't have to beat us over the head with it by throwing in some unnecessary, disturbing torture porn. I swear he does this at least four separate times.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Hyperlynx posted:

I like the The Culture books, but I don't like how the baddies are always monstrously evil to the point of being cartoonish. Eg in one book Special Circumstances is messing with some nasty, authoritarian, bigoted empire (as usual), way late in the book it also surfaces that the nasty empire have a secret brutal snuff film tv channel for the elites to enjoy.

Like, we get it, Banks, they're not nice people, and SC is justified in interfering. You don't have to beat us over the head with it by throwing in some unnecessary, disturbing torture porn. I swear he does this at least four separate times.

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/949100087350710272?s=20


I know its not real

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
I still try to convince people it's real.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

I mean, I was pretty ready to believe it was up until the bit with him talking to the TV and watching it 17 hours straight.

Right up to and including him wanting a channel that's just gorillas but not that boring documentary poo poo, just them fighting? Yeah. I bought that.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I've said it before and I'll say it again, I would watch "The Gorilla Channel."

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Honestly it just made me want a real gorilla channel. That'd be some awesome background TV to have on

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Honestly it just made me want a real gorilla channel. That'd be some awesome background TV to have on

Seaworld used to have a live Penguin Cam online from their enclosure, and it was great background TV to see a bunch of rad penguins just doing penguin stuff.

Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011

I'd believe it up until the part where he praises the gorillas. Would've been more realistic if he told the gorillas he would have done a much more tremendous job of fighting the other apes.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Solice Kirsk posted:

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I would watch "The Gorilla Channel."

Gorillas hum little songs while they eat. drat right I'd watch The Gorilla Channel.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Yeah man sounds pretty far fetched

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Solice Kirsk posted:

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I would watch "The Gorilla Channel."

I would watch it if Tromp gets thrown into the gorilla enclosure. Although on second thought, that might be cruelty to animals.








gare au gori-i-i-i-lle

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Scratch Monkey posted:

Yeah man sounds pretty far fetched



Yeah I can't at all imagine where he would get that idea from.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Solice Kirsk posted:

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I would watch "The Gorilla Channel."

Vice did basically what the fake book said, and it was pretty great. Not just fighting though. I've put it on a few times in meeting rooms when I was making sure the AV stuff worked.

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1DXxyEeArRExM

Anza Borrego
Feb 11, 2005

Ovis canadensis nelsoni

Memento posted:

Vice did basically what the fake book said, and it was pretty great. Not just fighting though. I've put it on a few times in meeting rooms when I was making sure the AV stuff worked.

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1DXxyEeArRExM

I just checked this for a minute and was surprised that there were a fair number of people watching.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe

Zopotantor posted:

I would watch it if Tromp gets thrown into the gorilla enclosure. Although on second thought, that might be cruelty to animals.








gare au gori-i-i-i-lle

Harambe II: Orange Boogaloo

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Honestly it just made me want a real gorilla channel. That'd be some awesome background TV to have on

PlutoTV actually made a Gorilla Channel for a brief, glorious month or two after that came out.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Cyrano4747 posted:

I mean, I was pretty ready to believe it was up until the bit with him talking to the TV and watching it 17 hours straight.

Right up to and including him wanting a channel that's just gorillas but not that boring documentary poo poo, just them fighting? Yeah. I bought that.

The only unbelievable part is that we know he takes breaks to watch Fox and tweet like a dumbass at regular intervals

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:

I'd believe it up until the part where he praises the gorillas. Would've been more realistic if he told the gorillas he would have done a much more tremendous job of fighting the other apes.

Nah, it falls apart because he'd never root for something where the best is only silver. It's got to be gold to be a winner!





...Hang on, could that be why he tans himself an incandescent orange, rather than trying to look merely tanned?... :psyduck:

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Neddy Seagoon posted:

Nah, it falls apart because he'd never root for something where the best is only silver. It's got to be gold to be a winner!





...Hang on, could that be why he tans himself an incandescent orange, rather than trying to look merely tanned?... :psyduck:

trump watched 300 once and though xerxes was the hero

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe

TK-42-1 posted:

trump watched 300 once and though xerxes was the hero

I bet all the CHUDs watched 300 until they jizzed themselves to sleep over the GLORIOUS MASCULINITY

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Violet_Sky posted:

I bet all the CHUDs watched 300 until they jizzed themselves to sleep over the GLORIOUS MASCULINITY

On a similar vibe. I once had an argument with a bloke I used to work about Top Gun.

He argued that the film where there is an extended sequence of shirtless sweaty men being caressed by the camera whilst playing volleyball, and then bitchily flirting in the locker rooms afterwards had no homo-erotic content.

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

TK-42-1 posted:

trump watched 300 once and though xerxes was the hero

Lacodemonian slavery in the helot system was arguably more cruel than the system of labor in Persia, the Persian conquerors have historically been more liberal than others of the Greco-Roman tradition amongst other empires.

Consider Cyrus the Great who freed the Hebrews from the Babylonian Captivity. This same Cyrus the great wouldn't defile conquered places of worship but would instead take their idols to the capital to sit amongst the whole Persian Pantheon.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

BasicLich posted:

Lacodemonian slavery in the helot system was arguably more cruel than the system of labor in Persia,

Laco demons sound like an enemy in Doom.

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Laco demons sound like an enemy in Doom.

"demon" is an antiplurality slur adopted by the Roman catholic church to keep the people of Greece from their right to self-determination, likewise "Satan" (from the hebrew-arabic 'shaitan') and the old-english and german "Devil" (dēofol and teufel)

all of these concepts represent a periphery population that have historically been oppressed by the elites not only in their own nations but by a distant empire

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

BasicLich posted:

likewise "Satan" (from the hebrew-arabic 'shaitan')

I don't know about the rest, but this is bollocks. And I don't know what "Hebrew-Arabic" is. It's from Hebrew directly, שָּׂטָן‎, meaning "adversary" Making Satan into one Big Bad instead of just a Hebrew word for "enemy" isn't robbing anyone of self-determination.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

The Persians were Zoroastrians and slavery is seen as a big sinful no no in that religion and the empire had a whole bunch of restrictions on it while the Greeks were basically slavery central. The only reason the Spartans were able to have a warrior society was because all the actual work was done by a huge underclass of slaves, called Helots, of which there were probably around a thousand of at Thermopylae.


Unrelated:

Furthermore

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



The idea that we look at Greek philosophy as as source for a "Western" ideological tradition that values freedom is loving laughable when you learn that a) the whole society of Athens and Sparta et al was run on a massive slave economy and b) women lived in purdah and had no role in public life and no agency in their affairs.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




but democracy

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Kenning posted:

The idea that we look at Greek philosophy as as source for a "Western" ideological tradition that values freedom is loving laughable when you learn that a) the whole society of Athens and Sparta et al was run on a massive slave economy and b) women lived in purdah and had no role in public life and no agency in their affairs.

the western traditions of freedom and democracy have always only applied to wealthy men and really boil down to "i have money, why does the king still get to tell me what to do, this is bullshit"

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 17 minutes!

Kenning posted:

The idea that we look at Greek philosophy as as source for a "Western" ideological tradition that values freedom is loving laughable when you learn that a) the whole society of Athens and Sparta et al was run on a massive slave economy and b) women lived in purdah and had no role in public life and no agency in their affairs.

The faucet in my kitchen is a source* for drinking water. It is not drinking water.

*) PROVE ME WRONG!

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Democracy*


*Some restrictions may apply

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Terry Pratchett posted:

Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote.

Edit: on reflection, I'm not sure why I posted this, so here is a funny picture I took.

Beachcomber has a new favorite as of 10:36 on Nov 12, 2020

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quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012


Beachcomber posted:

Edit: on reflection, I'm not sure why I posted this, so here is a funny picture I took.



Good ol’ Fuckstreet

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