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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

hemale in pain posted:

is this like grindr

With less invasive exploration.

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CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

Just removed a few bricks a bucket load of old dry mortar that were blocking up my cavity

:wink:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Now I'm reminded of the guy who tried to cast his colon in concrete.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

but concrete expands and heats up when it sets

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Yes.

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

Wow that sounds




Hot

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

speaking of, i found this from earlier in the thread

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

but concrete expands and heats up when it sets

It's also corrosive.

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

Olympic Mathlete posted:

It's also corrosive.

It's caustic :eng101:

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

It's grease lightning!!!

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Galewolf posted:

It's caustic :eng101:

I was under the impression that caustics will damage organics but not neccessarily inorganics. Corrosives being something that damage organics and inorganics?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

caustic is alkali, corrosive is acid; neither of which are things you particularly want up your arse

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


Laurenz posted:

Happy birthday!

my birthday is 10 days after lockdown ends, i just missed it :)

And mine will be the day after yours.
December birthdays suck though, so many people just amalgamate Christmas and birthday presents. Sucked as a kid but now I have an excuse to be drunk from the 15th until January 1st

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004
Happy birthday to the birthday people and congrats to pistol pete for his weed delivery. I also had a weed delivery today after a few days dry and I'm gonna get high af later :toot:

Fatty
Sep 13, 2004
Not really fat

goatface posted:

Now I'm reminded of the guy who tried to cast his colon in concrete.

Well, he succeeded in casting his rectum.

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener
Again.. I'm not sure I want to know....

How the gently caress did they get that out again?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The usual way. Guy survived without major damage.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Trainee PornStar posted:

Again.. I'm not sure I want to know....

How the gently caress did they get that out again?

Mini excavator with the concrete hammer iirc

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Olympic Mathlete posted:

I was under the impression that caustics will damage organics but not neccessarily inorganics.
:legion:

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

speaking of, i found this from earlier in the thread



Simpler times :swoon:

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

goatface posted:

The usual way. Guy survived without major damage.

I bow to your superior knowledge but I have no idea what the usual way of pulling a kilo of set concrete out of someone's arse is..

"Guy survived without major damage." lol

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

The usual way you pull a kilo of anything out of someone's arse god

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I don't actually know the specifics of how a nurse gets something out of an arse, I've never tried it. I assume it involves a lot of muscle relaxants and lube. He probably had both on him.

oh no computer
May 27, 2003

Pistol_Pete posted:

Heyyy, it worked! Cheers for the tip :cheers:
i had written this off as too sketchy for me, but now I am really tempted to give it a go

Natalie Fartman
Apr 5, 2013

I selflessly rescued an abandoned cat during the COVID-19 Pandemic :3:

Dude shoulda used body safe silicone or alginate for the initial casting, christ


but I guess that's not artistic enough, the pain and stupidity is 100% part of that whole performance there

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

I wonder if the person who provided the casting for the flesh light gets a percentage of sales

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Natalie Fartman posted:

Dude shoulda used body safe silicone or alginate for the initial casting, christ


but I guess that's not artistic enough, the pain and stupidity is 100% part of that whole performance there

I don't know if art was the driving motivation.

Natalie Fartman
Apr 5, 2013

I selflessly rescued an abandoned cat during the COVID-19 Pandemic :3:

goatface posted:

I don't know if art was the driving motivation.

Its certainly not out of place, we have bananas taped to walls

Natalie Fartman
Apr 5, 2013

I selflessly rescued an abandoned cat during the COVID-19 Pandemic :3:

gently caress, its a sex thing isn't it


Goddammit

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

CancerCakes posted:

I wonder if the person who provided the casting for the flesh light gets a percentage of sales

there's branded ones for specific people, which a cursory search using Incognito Mode on your work laptop will reveal

i think the generic fleshlight artist probabably got twenty quid, a sandwich, and bus fare. similar to how robert pattinson doesn't see a dime from this:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



gollum fleshlight inside view

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



whoops, wrong tab

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I had to do a patent application for a fleshlight-type device. Fascinating reading.

Fatty
Sep 13, 2004
Not really fat

Natalie Fartman posted:

gently caress, its a sex thing isn't it


Goddammit

https://www.curezone.org/forums/am.asp?i=464986

quote:

he and his boyfriend had been "fooling around." After stirring a batch of concrete mix,

quote:

The attending physician recommended a psychiatric consultation, but the patient declined.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
i'll bet that was the builder one from the village people

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
reminder that an aussie goon did this

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

F indeed

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

Olympic Mathlete posted:

I was under the impression that caustics will damage organics but not neccessarily inorganics. Corrosives being something that damage organics and inorganics?

It's, like the other nerdgoon said, about how the damage is done. Cement has alkalis (usually also react with reactive silicates in aggregates) that will cause a basic burn.

It is highly inadvisable to cement your butthoel

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
But...not forbidden

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Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


*taking notes

Butthole concrete bad

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