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Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

All three of those look like poo poo.

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MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

https://v.redd.it/hplxsl1qp5y51/DASH_720.mp4

:captainpop:

Krakkles
May 5, 2003

Impressive that it was still moving under it's own power, really want to know how much damage that did.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Data Graham posted:

Gods sake


I love how once a generation like clockwork someone says "Waaaiiiit why are we making steering wheels ROUND? Think outside the box people!!!!!" and then we gradually figure out why we made them round



HAIL SATAN

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

Krakkles posted:

Impressive that it was still moving under it's own power, really want to know how much damage that did.

The air intake is just behind the B-pillar, right? If he just powered through behind the bow wave it probably didn't do to much?

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Olympic Mathlete posted:

Oh boy. Drink it in.

https://twitter.com/whatcar/status/1326510320945336321?s=20

I love the rear lights but that's it. The giant fake grille with venting round the edges just means they could've used small kidneys on this. Cover up the grille and badge on this and tell me what about it says BMW. Also the denim interior is certainly a bold choice.

Edsel: Hey, look at my grill.
BMW: Hold my beer.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002


It looks like a shaved capybara with hip dysplasia.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Paint it red, it would look like a baboon rear end.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

BOOTY-ADE posted:



HAIL SATAN

Lol, inspired by Motley Crue, “Shout at The Devil” trim :v:

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Maybe I'm odd but I can't get over the whole floating ipad type stuff tacked onto dashes.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

Until cars have level 5 autonomy, all touchscreens are terrible.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


BOOTY-ADE posted:



HAIL SATAN

This made me notice the dash is also weird polygons. So the wheel is a hexagon and the gauges in the interior are weird hard edged polys and there's I guess some kinda polygon pattern on the seats. The fake grille has a bunch of triangles that make diamond shapes but that's the only sort of coherency there is. The rest of the switch gear is all crystal (which is kinda sick) but then the media control knob by the arm rest is for some reason sat on top of the only wood in the entire car?!

Combat Theory
Jul 16, 2017

Eyud posted:

All three of those look like poo poo.

Very much so

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Lake of Methane posted:

Electric motor conversion on a '91 Brougham d'Elegance done up in pearlescent white, like riding on a sofa-shaped cloud.

I support this plan.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

That wood grain with white lettering looks like it is from an early '70 mopar product.

MomJeans420
Mar 19, 2007



BOOTY-ADE posted:



HAIL SATAN

I would rock that steering wheel

Eyud posted:

all touchscreens are terrible.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Olympic Mathlete posted:

Oh boy. Drink it in.

https://twitter.com/whatcar/status/1326510320945336321?s=20

I love the rear lights but that's it. The giant fake grille with venting round the edges just means they could've used small kidneys on this. Cover up the grille and badge on this and tell me what about it says BMW. Also the denim interior is certainly a bold choice.

Lose the giant kidneys, and all the blue exterior poo poo, and it'll be... eh. But less offensive. I'm OK with the interior.

Olympic Mathlete posted:

This made me notice the dash is also weird polygons. So the wheel is a hexagon and the gauges in the interior are weird hard edged polys and there's I guess some kinda polygon pattern on the seats. The fake grille has a bunch of triangles that make diamond shapes but that's the only sort of coherency there is. The rest of the switch gear is all crystal (which is kinda sick) but then the media control knob by the arm rest is for some reason sat on top of the only wood in the entire car?!



Please tell me those are not touch controls surrounding that knob. Touch controls in a moving vehicle need to go away ASAP. Sooner if possible. Like before they started.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Having a BMW with idrive, those are totally touch buttons. There's (physical) buttons surrounding the wheel in my car that correspond to the functions in that image.

I don't mind (actually like) touch screens if there are physical buttons for the functions you'll want to do while the car is in motion. Those look terrible to use by feel.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

There's an opportunity there to teach everyone something and give the buttons tactile feel with braille.

Combat Theory
Jul 16, 2017

I like how BMW had the gold standard for a gear selector and decided to go for generic knob instead. Overall I think I haven't witnessed a creative bankruptcy and subsequent downfall of a car maker as hard as BMW's yet.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Combat Theory posted:

I like how BMW had the gold standard for a gear selector and decided to go for generic knob instead. Overall I think I haven't witnessed a creative bankruptcy and subsequent downfall of a car maker as hard as BMW's yet.

They should really park like, a 1970 CSL and an E46 M3 next to whatever their styling department comes up with, and then every time it isn’t AT LEAST as good looking as one of those, someone gets fired.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


I think the worst thing is an electric car doesn't have to adhere to a lot of the conventions of normal car design so you can go pretty crazy with it. ....and this boring looking thing with an enormous vestigial grille is what they turn out.

At least their bike development team are doing something interesting I guess. Fully electric scootay.






BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm
Ah, I see, they built a faired version of the Honda Ruckus based on the Asiimov Counter-Strike skins

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


BlackMK4 posted:

Ah, I see, they built a faired version of the Honda Ruckus based on the Asiimov Counter-Strike skins

Design department finally started watching 80s anime.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Throatwarbler posted:

The air intake is just behind the B-pillar, right? If he just powered through behind the bow wave it probably didn't do to much?

Yeah I'd guess mechanically it was fine. But the interior (and driver) likely got a bath.

It looked much shallower on the other side of the road, and you could see someone else going that way. :10bux: says he was underwater (:haw:) on payments and was trying to get it totaled out.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Olympic Mathlete posted:

I think the worst thing is an electric car doesn't have to adhere to a lot of the conventions of normal car design so you can go pretty crazy with it. ....and this boring looking thing with an enormous vestigial grille is what they turn out.

At least their bike development team are doing something interesting I guess. Fully electric scootay.








I had a Transformers themed Big Wheel as a kid and this is giving me those vibes.

Which is to say that I love it.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



80s industrial design aesthetic really did need to wait for 2020s technology to catch up.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Te...Tetsuo?

MomJeans420
Mar 19, 2007





:nws:


MomJeans420 fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Nov 12, 2020

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Olympic Mathlete posted:

I think the worst thing is an electric car doesn't have to adhere to a lot of the conventions of normal car design so you can go pretty crazy with it. ....and this boring looking thing with an enormous vestigial grille is what they turn out.

At least their bike development team are doing something interesting I guess. Fully electric scootay.








That seat looks brutally uncomfortable but I guess my rear end would have to suffer for the art because the whole thing is gorgeous. Probably the first BMW motorcycle you could actually say that about.

Combat Theory
Jul 16, 2017

The 2020 S1000RR looks fantastic as well in my opinion.





Just needs to lose that fugly exhaust contraption

Combat Theory fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Nov 12, 2020

Krakkles
May 5, 2003

Emissions, or obnoxious efforts at exhaust note manipulation?

Combat Theory
Jul 16, 2017

Euro 4 (and Euro 5 ready) exhaust. Its got an exhaust valve like all Supersports nowadays so it will be loud whenever regulations have a loophole.

The emissions on a warm engine were never really an issue with just a basic lambda control and 3 way catalyst, but EU says you now have to begin your homologation test on a dead cold engine so the exhaust contraption is mostly there for that first 20 seconds or so until the catalyst and sensors are warmed up. after that its dead weight.

Reminds me my R6 is Euro 3 and i can legally ride my open 4-2-1 exhaust with a single muffler with the pinky swear of adding a drop-in catalytic converter before i finish the installation. The homologation does not require a permanent installed cat.

Also to go with the thread, i have an urge to buy a Mazda RX-8 since they are dirt cheap in germany now and everyone surviving so far comes with "a factory new cat, never installed" and "original looking cat housing, empty" as well as the adapters to directly inject 2 stroke oil into the chambers, which i dig.

By the way , 15 L/100km is also roughly 15 MPG and the expected fuel economy of the last mass produced rotary.

Combat Theory fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Nov 12, 2020

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

That should be in a Beetle, for the full hitler mobile effect.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Olympic Mathlete posted:

At least their bike development team are doing something interesting I guess. Fully electric scootay.



This whips. I would absolutely crank that thing through gridlock traffic in Night City to deliver illegal ghost-hack chips to my Zaibatsu contact.

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Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Olympic Mathlete posted:

Design department finally started watching 80s anime.

I will not complain about this.

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!
What is up with the stupid gear dials or switches?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


What realyl shits me with electric vehicles is the need for manufacturers to have maximum electrical goodies onboard. that poo poo all uses power, why not some standard mecahnical tacho and speedo? We don't NEED a drat 20 inch touch screen.

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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Humphreys posted:

What realyl shits me with electric vehicles is the need for manufacturers to have maximum electrical goodies onboard. that poo poo all uses power, why not some standard mecahnical tacho and speedo? We don't NEED a drat 20 inch touch screen.

Mechanical devices ultimately derive their energy from the batteries as well. I suspect the electrical devices consume less energy and are lower maintenance.

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