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He’s actually going to do every dumb fake cartoon restaurant suggestion in this thread
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# ? Nov 12, 2020 22:27 |
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yikes! posted:I wish he would write a 2nd book GARFIELD ATE [my soul] nathen mazri tell all the story of Garfield EATS! the famous restaurant in canada. nathem mazri entergages the audience with five thrilling chapters about the great trials faced by nathen mazri to overcome the cynicism of viacom, inc. to find the Beauty of the Garfield license. but this is the beginning of nathen's hard life! haters, trolls, and lazy people who look but do not buy. the children who love Garfield, but hate Garfield EATS! nathen mazri cannot understand it. namaset
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# ? Nov 12, 2020 22:29 |
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I had a stress dream last night about getting my cash stolen in a very crowded GarfieldEATS, what do you think it means
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# ? Nov 12, 2020 22:38 |
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Killingyouguy! posted:I had a stress dream last night about getting my cash stolen in a very crowded GarfieldEATS, what do you think it means Was the fact that it was crowded the thing that made you realize it was a dream?
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# ? Nov 12, 2020 22:44 |
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:He’s actually going to do every dumb fake cartoon restaurant suggestion in this thread One day we will live in a world where every business you walk past will be branded with the name and likeness of some such long forgotten IP of yesteryear. I’m actually pretty confident this is Nathen’s vision. Edit: I just wanted to add that GarfieldEats has made my one buddy’s GF cry uncontrollably since jump and she doesn’t know why.
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# ? Nov 12, 2020 23:07 |
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just walked by it. the rumors are true. all that is left is the garfield-etched glass divider rip sweet prints
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# ? Nov 12, 2020 23:13 |
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I never got to ironically eat there. Which is fine by me, really.
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# ? Nov 12, 2020 23:17 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I never got to ironically eat there. Which is fine by me, really. Ironic eating has the same ultimate effects as unironic eating
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# ? Nov 12, 2020 23:19 |
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Lt. Cock posted:One day we will live in a world where every business you walk past will be branded with the name and likeness of some such long forgotten IP of yesteryear. Nostalgia will eat itself. Unlike punk rock, quite literally! COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Was the fact that it was crowded the thing that made you realize it was a dream?
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# ? Nov 12, 2020 23:37 |
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it is now even more insane https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSapp/status/1327022882111840262 "Finally, garfield & @nathenmazri are FREE." like uh from what dude
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 00:00 |
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“GarfieldEATS was one of tourists’ destinations to visit in #Toronto.” boy that sure is a ringing...declaration of the former existence of a thing
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 00:11 |
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You know how some people think our souls are infinitely more powerful once freed from the prisons that are our bodies, well,
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 00:14 |
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Killingyouguy! posted:You know how some people think our souls are infinitely more powerful once freed from the prisons that are our bodies, well, lmao
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 00:17 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:like uh from what dude free from plum give out
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 00:20 |
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I had one request, that my friend visiting me from Toronto in February bring me one of these godforsaken pizzas so I could eat it on the beach. Now this dream will never come true.
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 00:31 |
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Just bake yourself a lovely thin crust with carrot baby food for sauce bc that's what it tasted like
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 00:42 |
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I hope ScoobEats returns in the same building that GarfieldEats was in before it was FREED.
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 00:57 |
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that picture isnt even from today, all that poo poo was gone when i looked earlier lmao
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 01:08 |
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Love me, feed me, don't free me!
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 01:18 |
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Didn't he have another location in, I dunno, Markham or something?
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 01:30 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:it is now even more insane guh?
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 02:01 |
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Xaintrailles fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Nov 13, 2020 |
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 02:37 |
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Mordja posted:Didn't he have another location in, I dunno, Markham or something? https://garfield.fandom.com/wiki/GarfieldEats
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 08:41 |
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Has anyone pointed out this whole thing is slightly preposterous
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 11:26 |
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Knormal posted:The first one was in Dubai, but I can't tell if it still exists or not either. Then I guess there was supposed to be another in London, Ontario, then next year in real London and Ireland? This was written by Nathen, so I don't believe a word of it. There is definitely not a Dubai location, he just wrote that so he could be a fastfood chain. "Jim Davies called the Restaurant entergaging"..
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 11:38 |
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Has anyone pointed out this whole thing is slightly preposterous Look pal it's 1986 and if people want to hitch their dreams on a hot property can you blame them?
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 11:40 |
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Nathan should start dressing, acting and talking like Shaggy to promote his new Scooby snacks joint. Stoners (probably the main customer base) would want to hear "Shaggy"'s philosophical takes way more than Nathan''s.
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 12:15 |
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Hey hey, my my Garfield Eats will never die
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 12:20 |
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Can't wait to go to this dog treats themed restaurant
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 12:31 |
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A Hanna Barbara restaurant would own. You would have a excuse baked in for stuff like lovely quality or your burger missing toppings
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 12:55 |
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Great idea, just wrap a fondant shirt collar on every food item and that's 90% of your entergagement out of the way right there.
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 14:00 |
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Knormal posted:The first one was in Dubai, but I can't tell if it still exists or not either. Jack-Off Lantern posted:There is definitely not a Dubai location, he just wrote that so he could be a fastfood chain.
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 14:24 |
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A signature burger that’s the exact same every month with a different name.
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 14:26 |
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IT'S PEOPLE! THE MEDITERRANEAN WRAP IS PEOPLE! Oh, wait, maybe it's baba ganoush. Nevermind.
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 15:38 |
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I still believe in Nathen. Ten years from now you won’t be able to order a pizza without elaborating which cartoon character it be shaped as.
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 15:51 |
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Lt. Cock posted:I still believe in Nathen. Ten years from now you won’t be able to order a pizza without elaborating which cartoon character it be shaped as. Dickbutt is going to be off the wall popular.
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 15:54 |
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https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1327056163020673030 comrade nathen
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 16:08 |
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so his dad wouldnt pay his rent, huh welcome to 2020 kid
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 16:12 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 21:06 |
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"help! my exclusively takeout/delivery business is not able to succeed during covid lockdown where only takeout and delivery are permitted!"
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# ? Nov 13, 2020 16:13 |