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Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
We won 42-20 lol

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Oh lmao

Jivesauce
Nov 22, 2007

Stevie Lee posted:

never been to indiana but i imagine it's a deeply sad place

It is. But honestly, it's no different than any other rural place. Indy is fine, Bloomington is good. That's pretty much it...

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
The Texans head of PR who was fired has hired a lawyer and there's speculation that she was fired for her support of Biden which would just be so on the nose for this increasingly roaring garbage fire of a franchise

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Intruder posted:

The Texans head of PR who was fired has hired a lawyer and there's speculation that she was fired for her support of Biden which would just be so on the nose for this increasingly roaring garbage fire of a franchise

The Colts will offer you a 4th round pick, a bottle of Bill Belichick’s bath water, and a framed photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore in exchange for Watson and Watt.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Could you imagine the Colts with a QB that could walk?

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Probably Magic posted:

I loving hate the Colts so much.

Like, I got annoyed at Kirios shittalking Mariota, but I can't bring myself to truly hate the Texans, definitely can't bring myself to truly hate the Jags, I even kinda like those teams, they're fun groups, but the Colts are just the Destroyers of Joy, the cynical abyss looking back at you, sneering, mocking, saying, "We could start Curtis Painter and still beat you," and be right.

We tried this experiment and it didn't go well.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

Intruder posted:

The Texans head of PR who was fired has hired a lawyer and there's speculation that she was fired for her support of Biden which would just be so on the nose for this increasingly roaring garbage fire of a franchise

twist: it's because Cal is a Howie or La Riva fan

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Colts should offer their 1st next year for Watson

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

fast cars loose anus posted:

twist: it's because Cal is a Howie or La Riva fan

C(al McNair)-SPAM

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
It's Saturday and I'm still mad we lost to the Indianapolis loving Colts.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Probably Magic posted:

It's Saturday and I'm still mad we lost to the Indianapolis loving Colts.

Your team is not good.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow

Probably Magic posted:

It's Saturday and I'm still mad we lost to the Indianapolis loving Colts.

It sucks yeah

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Probably Magic posted:

It's Saturday and I'm still mad we lost to the Indianapolis loving Colts.

Gandalf21
May 17, 2012


Probably Magic posted:

It's Saturday and I'm still mad we lost to the Indianapolis loving Colts.

I would think you’d be use to it by now.

(This is me after losing to the Jags every year)

EvilBeard
Apr 24, 2003

Big Q's House of Pancakes

Fun Shoe
DVOA Ranks going into this week:

Indianapolis 6
Tennessee 10
Houston 20
Jacksonville 30

Offense

Tennessee 3
Houston 14
Jacksonville 21
Indianapolis 22

Defense

Indianapolis 3
Tennessee 18
Houston 27
Jacksonville 32

Special Teams

Indianapolis 6
Houston 14
Jacksonville 25
Tennessee 30

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I’m surprised the Titans D is that high.

I’m surprised the Titans ST is that high.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Mega64 posted:

I’m surprised the Titans D is that high.

I’m surprised the Titans ST is that high.

The only thing we've been good at on D is turnovers, I assume that's boosted us to that middle of the pack ranking.

I am also laughing that there are teams with worse ST than us.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
The colts D dragging their lovely offense is a hell of a thing

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
That one hurt.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

CharlestheHammer posted:

The colts D dragging their lovely offense is a hell of a thing

The Colts are lucky to only be garbage on one side of the ball.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

tangy yet delightful posted:

The only thing we've been good at on D is turnovers, I assume that's boosted us to that middle of the pack ranking.

I am also laughing that there are teams with worse ST than us.

Our punts were okay until that last game and we tended to have decent returns. The kicking game has been atrocious, but there's enough makes to hide how atrocious it actually is.

Meanwhile, only tangentially AFC South related, but I'm trying to figure out what the gently caress Chubb was doing by intentionally going out of bounds with a clear path to a touchdown, it's not like Houston is going to magic up 10 points in less than a minute left in the game, just pad your stats. Absolutely perplexed about that highlight.

Probably Magic fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Nov 16, 2020

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
lol BoB

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1328133279392919553

Glad we traded this guy away

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Maybe the Texans can offer David Johnson and a 2nd for Hopkins

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Codependent Poster posted:

Maybe the Texans can offer David Johnson and a 2nd for Hopkins

That's stupid, who would accept such a trade

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Lockeroom cancer

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

EvilBeard
Apr 24, 2003

Big Q's House of Pancakes

Fun Shoe

Probably Magic posted:

Our punts were okay until that last game and we tended to have decent returns. The kicking game has been atrocious, but there's enough makes to hide how atrocious it actually is.

Meanwhile, only tangentially AFC South related, but I'm trying to figure out what the gently caress Chubb was doing by intentionally going out of bounds with a clear path to a touchdown, it's not like Houston is going to magic up 10 points in less than a minute left in the game, just pad your stats. Absolutely perplexed about that highlight.

I mean, if he doesn't score, there is 0% chance Houston wins. They just kneel it out. There is still a chance of random bullshit if he scores.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

EvilBeard posted:

I mean, if he doesn't score, there is 0% chance Houston wins. They just kneel it out. There is still a chance of random bullshit if he scores.

True, I just feel like, with that little time, the odds of loving it up are about the same as loving up a kneel.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Probably Magic posted:

True, I just feel like, with that little time, the odds of loving it up are about the same as loving up a kneel.

Have you ever seen Cleveland play?

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Probably Magic posted:

True, I just feel like, with that little time, the odds of loving it up are about the same as loving up a kneel.

the falcons lost to the lions by scoring a td.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

really queer Christmas posted:

the falcons lost to the lions by scoring a td.

There is only one Falcons.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Can we just blow up the Texans, take back the Oilers name, and try again in 2021 as Houston Oilers 2.0: Expansion Team?

I'm loving done with this poo poo.

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008

Kirios posted:

Can we just blow up the Texans, take back the Oilers name, and try again in 2021 as Houston Oilers 2.0: Expansion Team?

I'm loving done with this poo poo.

Yes please.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Kirios posted:

Can we just blow up the Texans, take back the Oilers name, and try again in 2021 as Houston Oilers 2.0: Expansion Team?

I'm loving done with this poo poo.

I think an entire fifth of the league would've killed to have as good of an era as the Schaub Era, to be honest. Like, has Washington been that good of a team in that time period? Until this year, had the Browns? Hell, the Texans have been doing better than the Jags.

Just hire Masai Ujiri somehow, doesn't matter it's the wrong sport, I'm sure it'll all work out.

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
The AFC South is three-quarters bad teams that people forget but, if you really pressed them, would have to admit they're not even historically woeful like the Lions or the Bears QB situation, and hell, sometimes they make the AFC Championship game! Very strange division. I'm glad we're all in this together.

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