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You're laughing now, but wait until Nathen crowd funds a time machine so that he can go back in time to hunt and kill brontosauruses in order to be able to make really authentic Flintstones brontosaurus burger!
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Hes probably fishing down the food chain of IPs that are willing to shill with him GarfieldEATS and Scooby Eats make more sense if you imagine that Game of Thrones Eats, Baby Yoda Eats, and Tiger King Eats were all probably considered in accordance with capitalizing on someone elses popularity and achievements and smartly rejected by the IP owner That or he just has a weirdly filtered idea of what the public loves and craves despite being admittedly raised by western television. Oh well. FREE AT LAST
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Pastry of the Year posted:it is now even more insane "GarfieldEATS was one of tourists destinations to visit in #Toronto" is an amazing memorial quote on this tombstone. May the grift continue.
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Mordja posted:Nah, as I recall it all started as a pop-up restaurant in Dubai, long gone now. But I got the same sense of missing out when looking at the Dubai menu as I did when I got dragged to Domino's in England and discovered "Indonesian-spiced chicken skewers with hot chili dip" were just an ordinary food item, and thought about how that was singlehandedly better than anything on the entire U.S. Domino's menu
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KirbyEats edit: FatAlbertEats Empty Sandwich fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Nov 13, 2020 |
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FlintstonesEATS drive-thru only
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gently caress SNEEP posted:FlintstonesEATS drive-thru only If the rack of ribs doesn't literally tip your car over, it's free
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I'm investing in EvillakEATS
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Rocky and Bullwinkle Eats, where the cheap production values are part of the charm!
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https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1327280118746804224?s=19 This is the saddest thing SweetWillyRollbar posted:Rocky and Bullwinkle Eats, where the cheap production values are part of the charm! This existed in Edmonton when I was a very young child. It was like a Chuck E Cheese Edit holy poo poo there are still locations of this thing bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Nov 13, 2020 |
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I was going to order the stupid lasagna as a joke but it only delivers to loving Ontario.
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CodfishCartographer posted:I was going to order the stupid lasagna as a joke but it only delivers to loving Ontario. Get Nathan to put it on that delivery service that lowtax uses to order $300 pies
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1327280118746804224?s=19 There's near Portland I've been to it and raced Go-Karts and stuff.
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Holy gently caress, a 17$ Lasagna ythsts hosed up
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I actually love Rocky and Bullwinkle. My dad was a big fan and we watched it together when I was a kid.
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Nathens orange suit didnt have black stripes like Garfield thats why his business failed imo.
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Empty Sandwich posted:KirbyEats Theres already a Kirby cafe and its sick as hell.
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pseudanonymous posted:There's near Portland I've been to it and raced Go-Karts and stuff. Wilsonville Family Fun Center & Bullwinkle's Restaurant crew represent. Or...just "Bullwinkle's" now? With a bowling alley and poo poo? drat, its obvious I havent lived there in half a decade. Man, that "Love me. Feed me. Dont leave me." slogan seems really awkward now that Nathen Mazri has left us.
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DrManiac posted:There’s already a Kirby cafe and it’s sick as hell. I was just in Hakata!
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EL BROMANCE posted:landlord cant take away Nathen has uploaded his consciousness into the cloud.
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Lmao drat near $20 for a frozen lasagna.
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Mordja posted:Lmao drat near $20 for a frozen lasagna. do other frozen lasagna brands entergage you though
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TBH I really did kind of want to go to Garfield Eats once.
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you can't even break down the packaging or scan QR codes for garfield comics. this doesn't feel very entergaging
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i should have known something was up when the giant garfield plush was turned around and facing the corner earlier this week lmao
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Breaking News: GarfieldEATS creator Nathen Mazri had enough with the landlords greed and calls it quits for the storefront in Bloorcourt Village I think my favorite line from this is "Nathen had enough of the landlords shenanigans during this pandemic and called it quits for the GarfieldEATS storefront only." or maybe "Nathen Mazri says the landlord may have power in the keys, but my power was in the Garfield fans voices worth a thousand keys."
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I am once again extremely entergaged, but probably not in the way Nathen intended.
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Pastry of the Year posted:Breaking News: GarfieldEATS creator Nathen Mazri had enough with the landlords greed and calls it quits for the storefront in Bloorcourt Village jfc this whole thing is incredible COVID19 has accelerated the death of QSR and quickly gave rise to the QMR&R (quick mobile restaurant and retail) opening businesses on mobile-friendly websites and apps given our app-economy. GarfieldEATS has always embraced digital with their entergaging gamitification restaurant app where you can play GarfieldEATS Foodattack AR and collect paws to save on lasagnas. GarfieldEATS closed its storefront last Monday(we hate Mondays anyway), but aggressively continues with its e-commerce operations selling merchandise and Frozen Big Cow Lasagnas only, which you can throw in the oven anytime; removing all other menu items and specializing in lasagna, one popular product everyone loves, so as Garfield since 1978. No landlord can take that recipe away from us. Who needs another brick and mortar anyway? We wish the landlord good luck finding a new tenant. No one is looking to open up, but rather work digitally and smarter. The CEO, Nathen Mazri says We have always paid the rent and ready to disclose bank statement and proof of transfers made to the landlord since the lockdown in March 2020, but he wanted more, more, & more. He is simply greedy after we updated his entire filthy building. Nathen adds It is sad to see restaurants closing, but we live in an era of shifting economies and transition from information era to an interconnected society driven by tech. We must embrace it while landlords still live in the past. Nathen had enough of the landlords shenanigans during this pandemic and called it quits for the GarfieldEATS storefront only. Given Garfield is a pop icon cat loved by 200 million fans worldwide, the 995 Bloor St. West location was not the right choice anyways. Co-founder Pascal says do not be surprised if you see us in a bigger and better location in Toronto, but eCommerce is the way to the future. The Canadian Federal government has been generous to support Canadians fast in the first and second waves for landlords and our landlord still had no interest to apply to the COVID19 commercial rent program for Canadian businesses providing forgivable loans to eligible landlords. This allows them to reduce rent for their impacted small business tenants by at least 75% for the agreed-upon period, so they can stay in business as we safely and gradually reopen Ontarios economy. That is voluntary, though. Landlord says it looks bad to apply for the COVID19 tenancy rent program on his file. He has been threatening us since March 2020, when Nathen Mazri has emailed an internal memo to all stakeholders including Nickelodeon and prepared a professional email to the landlord on the day of the lockdown outlining the pandemic and relief required; detailing other ways to support each other throughout our lease term. The landlord has always disagreed continuing with the threats to lock us out and he still demanded full rent. GarfieldEATS has paid full rent in March 2020 and April 2020 as well as May 2020 as agreed, until he locked us out illegitimately finally for the June 2020 full rent without any relief again. GarfieldEATS operations supervisor took the TTC for 1 hour to the store to start his daily shift only to find a notice suddenly locking us out with 5 days to remove our belongings out without any prior notice. Humiliating! However, Nathen reopened it that afternoon saving the cat after the Garfield fans realized our closure and the media picked up on it and interviewed Nathen for the full story. The landlord finally agreed for relief until October 2019 after he saw the Canadian media blasting off about our closure reporting on GarfieldEATS brief 4 hours closure in his building and the disputes. He audaciously asked Nathens legal team to stop communicating with the media thinking he can control Nathen. Little did he know! Nathen thanks the media and the Garfield fans who saved us. Numerous podcasters and media started to call the landlords office to ask for his comments, even from the USA. Nathen Mazri says the landlord may have power in the keys, but my power was in the Garfield fans voices worth a thousand keys. He continues to add saying GarfieldEATS stayed open just for the loyal fans, but COVID19 has also been extremely harsh to the entire restaurant and food and beverage industry including Davids Tea, Pizza Hut, and Chuk E. Cheese. Nathen knew it was an end to an era. GarfieldEATS will always be known as the worlds 1st Garfield restaurant in Toronto adored by the nostalgic Garfield fans from around the globe, who visited us from places like New York, Portugal, China, Australia, Dubai, UK, Seattle, and many more. Nickelodeon is supporting Nathen Mazri on a regular basis to ensure the success of GarfieldEATS, together. GarfieldEATS was one of the tourists destinations to visit in Toronto. We are proud to have served you! GolfHole posted:i should have known something was up when the giant garfield plush was turned around and facing the corner earlier this week lmao GarfieldEATS is also partners with SickKids auctioning the worlds first Garfield giant plush toy (135cm) gifted to Nathen Mazri by 20th-century fox. GarfieldEATS decided to donate it to the foundation to help build the new hospital and raise funds. 
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Thanks to author "Dominic"
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quote:GarfieldEATS operations supervisor took the TTC for 1 hour to the store to start his daily shift only to find a notice suddenly locking us out help my morning guy has a 1 hour multiple-transfer commute by public transit and my business is failing
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GolfHole posted:help my morning guy has a 1 hour multiple-transfer commute by public transit and my business is failing spend less on bus rides
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Both Nathan and Doobie's establishments were thwarted by greedy landlords. Mods it's time to merge both threads!
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Nathen for You
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:GarfieldEATS will always be known as the world’s 1st Garfield restaurant in Toronto adored by the nostalgic Garfield fans from around the globe, who visited us from places like New York, Portugal, China, Australia, Dubai, UK, Seattle, and many more. Nickelodeon is supporting Nathen Mazri on a regular basis to ensure the success of GarfieldEATS, together. WORLDS FIRST garfield restaurant WORLDS FIRST garfield giant plush Wow hes just racking up so many world firsts, the only metric by which success can be measured, and impressive to all no matter what it is
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