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His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Cartoon Man posted:



If you live with somebody who does the top one, feel free to reach out for help in this thread. We’re here for you.

That's our whole family.

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His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Fartington Butts posted:

The only way for a person to not get their fingers messy with the first one is to mash their whole stupid face into the frypile.

Use a fork

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

ByoD

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

What is this, a chocolate version of the destruction of Barad-Dur after the One Ring was destroyed?

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

What is this, a chocolate version of the destruction of Barad-Dur after the One Ring was destroyed?

From the thumb it looks like micky and Minnie Wile E. Coyoted into a pile of poo poo

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.







gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands



Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
lmao, "Zufriedenstellende Antihaftwirkung".

"Our anti-stick surface gets a passing grade!"

Don't settle for "zufriedenstellend", people.

e: "Hochwertiger Alu".... Aluminium is neuter, not male.

I think someone didn't buy a good product.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Antigravitas posted:

lmao, "Zufriedenstellende Antihaftwirkung".

"Our anti-stick surface gets a passing grade!"

Don't settle for "zufriedenstellend", people.

e: "Hochwertiger Alu".... Aluminium is neuter, not male.

I think someone didn't buy a good product.

So, so many products on Amazon have machine-translated descriptions and images.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Oh yeah, machine translation is absolutely everywhere (and universally awful).

Though amazon isn't as awful as google. The latter thinks their their gibberish is actually a faithful translation and just auto translates things because they are so cocksure of their translation prowess…

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ27EvXEQ0A

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

That undercooked cheese toasty is gonna slide outta my rear end so fast.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

I thought this was a garden paver

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Kenning posted:

Whenever I think of German sausage technology, I always think of wurstsalat:




The photo I attached is one of the most attractive picture of wurstsalat I could find. They're mostly much more dreary.

The very slightly frenchified version of this "salade alsacienne" is drat delicious and one of the things I most miss about covid killing
international travel.

Gimme back my awesome sausage salad!

Edit: I am plotting to have curry chips for dinner and that is 100% anti food porn, based on looks so I might post that later if it looks exceptionally bad. The 'curry' involved comes in powder form and is mixed with hot water to make a kind of gravy.

Pookah has a new favorite as of 19:33 on Nov 13, 2020

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Pookah posted:

Edit: I am plotting to have curry chips for dinner and that is 100% anti food porn, based on looks so I might post that later if it looks exceptionally bad. The 'curry' involved comes in powder form and is mixed with hot water to make a kind of gravy.

How did Brits get to calling julienned fried potatoes "chips"? What you people call a potato crisp actually looks like a chip off a potato, and a french fry definitely does not.

AreWeDrunkYet has a new favorite as of 19:59 on Nov 13, 2020

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





AreWeDrunkYet posted:

How did Brits get to calling julienned fried potatoes "chips"? What you people call a potato crisp actually looks like a chip off a potato, and a french fry definitely does not.

How very dare you call me a Brit.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




AreWeDrunkYet posted:

How did Brits get to calling julienned fried potatoes "chips"? What you people call a potato crisp actually looks like a chip off a potato, and a french fry definitely does not.

No it doesn't it looks like a slice because it's a slice

The General
Mar 4, 2007


The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

those cooked shockingly well

so.... really depends whats under there

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
those are halved apricots

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

TheAardvark posted:

those are halved apricots

possibly

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
It's called spiegeleierkuchen :feelings:

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

TheAardvark posted:

It's called spiegeleierkuchen :feelings:

gesundheit

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




My Lovely Horse posted:

"Does not contain cock"

simultaneously relieved and disappointed

The cock is not contained.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

TheAardvark posted:

those are halved apricots

Mods should be held to a higher vision standard.

E: gently caress, you're right.

I take back my sass!

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


TheAardvark posted:

It's called spiegeleierkuchen :feelings:

I can't unsee the eggs and these google image results are just loving me up even more. :psyduck:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

mng posted:

Mods should be held to a higher vision standard.

E: gently caress, you're right.

I take back my sass!

the standard modding license exam requires you to tell apart ziti and penne at 90 yards :eng101:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




Those ingenious Apollo 13 astronauts

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

didn't think it would take that good of vision to mod the small pastries thread

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ2p2onopoU

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

My Lovely Horse posted:

didn't think it would take that good of vision to mod the small pastries thread

i don't, Im a gbs mod. anyway I'll post a batch of my findings here for those who don't read the bad pizza gbs thread









also bonus pic because i feel it

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

TheAardvark posted:

i don't, Im a gbs mod. anyway I'll post a batch of my findings here for those who don't read the bad pizza gbs thread









also bonus pic because i feel it



Oh hell yes

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
I unironically like the idea of the four-course, dessert included, pizza.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008







I don't "get" mukbang.

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007
https://twitter.com/mustachetoilet/status/1327392106562818048?s=20

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Data Graham posted:

Those ingenious Apollo 13 astronauts

The Russians used a pirozhki, you know, and it worked better.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/DfoD5tM.gifv
Like popping a zit.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

ewww gently caress, it's flooded.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
That sprite pie probably tastes good af not gonna lie


But also also not gonna try

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SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

I feel like with liquid-filled meals like that, maybe it's a lot better eating bit by bit starting with the top so at most there's only ever a slow leak and you can constantly mix the filling and package material.

Instead of just slicing it open for the instagram cross-section and ruining the structural integrity so now you're just eating soup on a plate.

The Bloop posted:

That sprite pie probably tastes good af not gonna lie


But also also not gonna try

I'm not really convinced it's solid.

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