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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

hawowanlawow posted:

I hate the word folks

falks

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Of course ALC makes an appearance with one of her Sizzling Takes



Of all the posts I read in that thread, I think this is the one that made me jaw drop the farthest.

Also "weirdo is an ableist slur" made me lol. As a lifelong certified "weirdo", you can take your pandering language, stuff it in your empty disposable coffee cup, and throw it in the garbage.

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

zakharov posted:

Ok give me your hot take on cats

Cats are a surrogate to help fulfil the primal need to simp

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
That Shanley tweet isn't even her best one.

It's either "Don't Mansplain the Moon to me"

Or that thread where she calls Aileen Wuornos a bisexual icon who was murdered by the feds for being too righteous.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Ever wonder?

https://twitter.com/ScrubUnoriginal/status/1327363313089568776

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/1327365961910001665

Loky11
Dec 12, 2006

Pull on the new flesh like borrowed gloves and burn your fingers once again
https://twitter.com/ofctimallen/status/1327362470868971520?s=21

Hot take from the Toolman

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009


*questioning grunt*

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Shot: https://twitter.com/ofctimallen/status/1327353382831489024?s=19

Chaser:
https://twitter.com/valleyofthebees/status/1327358464826466304?s=19

Loky11
Dec 12, 2006

Pull on the new flesh like borrowed gloves and burn your fingers once again

The real Marx menace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_E2EHVxNAE

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012





Falkslands Islands

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Skwirl posted:

That Shanley tweet isn't even her best one.

It's either "Don't Mansplain the Moon to me"

Or that thread where she calls Aileen Wuornos a bisexual icon who was murdered by the feds for being too righteous.

It's "I need you to stop mainsplaining the moon landing to me".

It's truly the Berenstain Bears situation for us, as everyone remembers it as Don't Mansplain the Moon (which is definitely funnier).

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

As you wish.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Woozie66 posted:

Here's a thread collecting some of the best of "leftist" tweets, including classic hits like "units of measurement are capitalistic" and "being transgender is transphobic."

https://twitter.com/lgsorceress/status/1325273438165069824?s=19

Shanley... *Stubs out cigarette* Haven't heard that name in years.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
So someone was bitching on the Twitter about how everyone makes a big fuss about all the black people killed by police but no one can name any white people that police have killed, so I just named three famous spree killers

https://twitter.com/hereforthemad/status/1327397223626399744?s=20

Kind of lolling at the idea that someone might protest the shooting of Charles Whitman

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!



from the comments

https://twitter.com/toddbritishfox/status/1327376806190714881?s=20

i've never even seen that movie and i knew it predated always sunny

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




christmas boots posted:

Kind of lolling at the idea that someone might protest the shooting of Charles Whitman

Whitman was almost certainly not guilty of murder by reason of diminished responsibility.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Some intern is going to get fired.

https://twitter.com/zelina_vegawwe/status/1327382306491928576?s=21
https://twitter.com/wwe/status/1327384821211992066?s=21

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Why does not the wrestlers, being larger than vince mcmahon, simply punch him until he accedes to their demands?

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

I clicked through to the article to see what sort of language they were using to explain the decision.

There isn't any. The text of the tweet is the entire article.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


OwlFancier posted:

Why does not the wrestlers, being larger than vince mcmahon, simply punch him until he accedes to their demands?

Zelina Vega is like 4’10” :haw:

Also this is because Vince McMahon wanted a cut of every wrestler’s Twitch money. Really.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Lumbermouth posted:

Zelina Vega is like 4’10” :haw:

Also this is because Vince McMahon wanted a cut of every wrestler’s Twitch money. Really.

I still think she could probably knock me out with one punch. And definitely suplex vince through a table.

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Oct 30, 2009

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I’d be surprised if any wrestlers but a select few even have access to Vince anymore

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Len posted:

from the comments

https://twitter.com/toddbritishfox/status/1327376806190714881?s=20

i've never even seen that movie and i knew it predated always sunny

“Wounded Knee? Lol is that a Skyrim reference?”

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Data Graham posted:

“Wounded Knee? Lol is that a Skyrim reference?”

That coward pulled the video down

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

WTF he'd die and come back with the dragon balls or something, this isn't hard.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

WTF he'd die and come back with the dragon balls or something, this isn't hard.

You can't wish back someone that died of natural causes, that's why they had to give him medicine for the heart virus. That's like Dragon Ball Lore 101

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Somehow I find it hard to imagine that goku is in the high risk category for coronavirus.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

mlnhd posted:

The dog one is right though

It's right for people that have lovely yappy dogs with bodies barely holding together. Those things are pets for people who don't actually like animals.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




BTW this goes best paired with the reply

https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1298057008625549312?s=20

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

OwlFancier posted:

Somehow I find it hard to imagine that goku is in the high risk category for coronavirus.

There's no way that Goku washes his hands

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

christmas boots posted:

You can't wish back someone that died of natural causes, that's why they had to give him medicine for the heart virus. That's like Dragon Ball Lore 101

Just shoot him in the face with a gun, then wish him back?

EDIT: Or are the dragonballs like republicans with commodities? No, no, he didn't die from that energy beam, he died from high cholesterol causing his heart to stop when he suddenly lost a lot of blood.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




hooman posted:

Just shoot him in the face with a gun, then wish him back?

EDIT: Or are the dragonballs like republicans with commodities? No, no, he didn't die from that energy beam, he died from high cholesterol causing his heart to stop when he suddenly lost a lot of blood.

He'd come back to life still having heart disease.

Freeza was once wished back to life years after he'd been cut to pieces with a sword then blown up. The dragon was pissed off about it so he just brought Freeza back to life as chunks of flesh, since technically the sword wasn't what killed him.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Admiral Joeslop posted:

He'd come back to life still having heart disease.

Freeza was once wished back to life years after he'd been cut to pieces with a sword then blown up. The dragon was pissed off about it so he just brought Freeza back to life as chunks of flesh, since technically the sword wasn't what killed him.
Dragon sounds like a little bitch tbh

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil

zakharov posted:

Ok give me your hot take on cats

I can't find it, but wasn't there some post about cats being part of an anti-white conspiracy, because women would get cats instead of babies? I think they were referred to as "the purring jew", but thread search yields nothing.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Cloacamazing! posted:

I can't find it, but wasn't there some post about cats being part of an anti-white conspiracy, because women would get cats instead of babies? I think they were referred to as "the purring jew", but thread search yields nothing.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Cloacamazing! posted:

I can't find it, but wasn't there some post about cats being part of an anti-white conspiracy, because women would get cats instead of babies? I think they were referred to as "the purring jew", but thread search yields nothing.

https://wehuntedthemammoth.com/2017...comment-page-2/

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Data Graham posted:

“Wounded Knee? Lol is that a Skyrim reference?”

No it's a Bioshock Infinite reference.

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sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006


Can confirm this is true. Here's my current view:


And so this post isn't just an excuse to post a picture of my cat, the IFL science Facebook is clearly struggling for content:

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