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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

can we just be honest and say it’s political expedience?

I literally did

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Cheese Thief
Oct 30, 2020
Don't share your opinions unless someone asks

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Cheese Thief posted:

Don't share your opinions unless someone asks

Actually, since everything is political, you are always sharing them unless you just kinda scowl at people and refuse to talk.

*I read that as "political opinions" but really the exact same thing applies

Cheese Thief
Oct 30, 2020

doverhog posted:

Actually, since everything is political, you are always sharing them unless you just kinda scowl at people and refuse to talk.

*I read that as "political opinions" but really the exact same thing applies

If you think everything is political, what an unfortunate thought process that would be. Having fun, being entertaining, and having a good joke are 3 examples of non political related thoughts and or opinions. An example of a political opinion would be, getting someone getting mad.

Cheese Thief
Oct 30, 2020
Here is my unpopular opinion, i dont like (the stereotypical) goons very much. I think they live online too much and don't relate well to regular normal everyday people.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Cheese Thief posted:

Here is my unpopular opinion, i dont like goons very much. I think they live online too much and don't relate well to regular normal everyday people.

Agreed.

Offline people are quaint, they get their information off the news instead of memes, and don't think about things that much. They must live happy lives.

Cheese Thief
Oct 30, 2020

lol I added the stereotypical part because there are good goons. I think the mods rub me the wrong way. If every little thing pisses them off so much how do they work with people

silence_kit
Jul 14, 2011

by the sex ghost

Cheese Thief posted:

If you think everything is political, what an unfortunate thought process that would be. Having fun, being entertaining, and having a good joke are 3 examples of non political related thoughts and or opinions. An example of a political opinion would be, getting someone getting mad.

I tend to agree with the statement that 'everything is political', but unless you are The King of America and can reshape society as you see fit, in order to interact with others with whom you may have major differences of opinion, you have to learn how to act like a non-stereotypical goon and to just let things go.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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There is literally no reason to ever learn the difference between Ionic and Doric columns.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Gripweed posted:

There is literally no reason to ever learn the difference between Ionic and Doric columns.

So Corinthian columns are important somehow?

Trying to recall this is hurting my brain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-58lXCjaaSY


feeling better

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

This isn't an opinion but your opinion on a kids' TV show got me thinking about things in general and I just realized there's probably loads of Snorks porn and the phrase "Snorks porn" sounds funny. Thanks for reading.

Do you mean Snorks-underwater-Smurf-knockoff or Snorks-moodring-Moomintrolls? I don't know which would be worse.

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

i dont ever discuss politics irl because its super loving boring

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

the stink of insecurity and guilt is strong in here

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Shibawanko posted:

i dont ever discuss politics irl because its super loving boring

It is super boring but it’s also life or death for millions if not billions of people which is a bad combo

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Elissimpark posted:

Snorks-moodring-Moomintrolls?

Today I learned the snorks are called snorks in the original language (and English), and also that they're a different species. This is how I feel about all this:

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Today I learned the Finns are called Finns in the original language (and English), and also that they're a different species. This is how I feel about all this:

<<insert moomintroll/Snufkin yaoi here>>

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Henchman of Santa posted:

It is super boring but it’s also life or death for millions if not billions of people which is a bad combo

Yeah, but all those people are gonna die eventually anyways. Seems like a waste of time, you know?

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!
There's no such thing as "a joke" and the fastest way to get the measure of someone is to consider what they joke about (and this is before we get into the 3 layer irony lasagna a lot of online people are baked into). That's why having fun and joking around are more often than not highly political acts.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

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Jokes are just ways to say what your opinion is but obfuscated so you have deniability. It can be funny too sure, and you can make jokes as a character, but somewhere behind the layers is the real you.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

doverhog posted:

Jokes are just ways to say what your opinion is but obfuscated so you have deniability. It can be funny too sure, and you can make jokes as a character, but somewhere behind the layers is the real you.

It's really great to see some of the unfunniest assholes in existence "tell jokes" or "ask questions"

Simply because it's never funny and it never fails to blow the biggest dog whistle ever. Actual cats sitting there with their iPads reading an article on racism in kittens going *tut tut* look up and take note.

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Quote is, in fact, edit.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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I have never told a joke.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Gripweed posted:

I have never told a joke.

You don't have to tell a joke to be funny and/or to bring joy to the lives of people.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

You don't have to tell a joke to be funny and/or to bring joy to the lives of people.

I have never done that either.

Cheese Thief
Oct 30, 2020
Ah these are gross opinions. Very fitting to the topic. I for one like to have fun without thinking too much about the suble shades of politics hidden within. If you're not laughing you must be crying.

Cheese Thief
Oct 30, 2020
Do you people even know what a joke is? I have a feeling of goon slime oozing over my skin just reading these posts. BYE

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Cheese Thief posted:

Do you people even know what a joke is?

Turn off your monitor

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

Haha this is the gooniest part of this thread so far

"Jokes and human interaction are garbage for losers and far inferior to online politics arguments :smuggo:"

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Two politics walk into a bar. Bartender looks up and says, "Mods?!"

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

It is current year are we still telling jokes and pretending jokes aren't racist

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Manager Hoyden posted:

Haha this is the gooniest part of this thread so far

"Jokes and human interaction are garbage for losers and far inferior to online politics arguments :smuggo:"

No one said that, just that jokes don't have some kind of privileged status where fun and cool things are somehow insulated from the world around them. I know I sometimes have fun and laughs like a normal person, but I'd be pretty dense to think the ways we have fun and the ways we bond and express joy arent political. It's why I don't associate with people who make racist jokes, for one pretty obvious example.

When I say there's no such thing is a joke, I dont mean humour doesnt exist. I simply mean that jokes tell you a lot about someone.

Disco Pope has a new favorite as of 00:10 on Nov 16, 2020

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

Aramek posted:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.

You'd be pretty dense to think that i eat mop isn't political.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
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Solice Kirsk posted:

Two politics walk into a bar. Bartender looks up and says, "Mods?!"

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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Apparently that new Pfizer vaccine only has a 90% effective rate. So I think they should give it first to the least vulnerable people. Their pre-existing low chance of getting or suffering badly from the virus will be enough to make up for the vaccine's shortcoming. Once you've got those people safe, then move on to vaccinating everyone in order of increasing vulnerability.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
"only" 90%? What's the average efficacy of a finished vaccine?

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

christmas boots posted:

"only" 90%? What's the average efficacy of a finished vaccine?

For reference the MMR vaccine is less effective than that and it effectively eliminates three major diseases at the population level.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Gripweed posted:

Apparently that new Pfizer vaccine only has a 90% effective rate. So I think they should give it first to the least vulnerable people. Their pre-existing low chance of getting or suffering badly from the virus will be enough to make up for the vaccine's shortcoming. Once you've got those people safe, then move on to vaccinating everyone in order of increasing vulnerability.

you have no idea what you're talking about

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
North americans are, on average, much better drivers than europeans.

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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

North americans are, on average, much better drivers than europeans.

yeah but don't include Russia and watch the average spring up like a snare trap

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