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Bill Mitchell lays dying, and a new chud seeks to obtain the matrix of leadership
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me: alf! so glad you could make it to the party. serve yourself, drinks and snacks are over there Alf: Looks good but... hey... is that a cat litter box? Where are those nummy nummy cats? me: uh... no Alf: Then why is that guy eating cat turds? *schnorkles is slumped over my cat box, his suit and tie disheveled and one of my lamp shades is on his head. hes passed out drunk and there are still cat turds in his open palm, indicating that he passed out mid-snack*
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Nov 16, 2020 00:02
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Red Baron posted:for being the first, most faithful citizen to order a bean certificate I herby gift you THREE (3) bean certificates and also give you my solemn promise that whenever you are thinkin bout thos beans that I, also, will think of them. wow a 3x match truly you are the most generous sir
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Nov 16, 2020 00:03
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i made it 4 seconds
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Nov 16, 2020 00:03
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DryGoods posted:do you need a special machine to make your posts fuel ready or just a custom engine? it is rather simple to convert most internal combustion engines to burn alcohol, I merely need a competent moonshiner and and a supply of desperate scavengers to roam the wastes of what once was rural Pennsylvania for all the sticks and twigs they can carry to fuel my wood alcohol stills
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Nov 16, 2020 00:04
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 I SAID NO! ROLL THE GIF  this is the news the fake news doesnt want you to know four more years
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Nov 16, 2020 00:04
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me: alf, no! *Alf is choking down a cat's torso through his gaping maw* schnorkles, still slumped over my cat litter box: hey buddy... shave shome of those turdsh for meeee.....
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Nov 16, 2020 00:04
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The only characters to have two simultaneous cartoon series in my lifetime were Mario, Sonic, and ALF
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Nov 16, 2020 00:04
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https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1328086595891769344?s=20
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Nov 16, 2020 00:04
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Reverend Zero posted:is death stranding actually good Yes it is very good. Play it till the first time you run down a mountain and the music kicks in. If it doesn't grab you by then get a refund.
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Nov 16, 2020 00:05
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1328110587402924032
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Nov 16, 2020 00:05
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cumshitter posted:me: alf, no! https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1327966406915346435
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Nov 16, 2020 00:05
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The thing about Boris is I can never tell if he's sick or healthy.
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Nov 16, 2020 00:05
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After my full conversion to cat person, I no longer care for ALF. Put me down for "never be able to feel again," thanks.
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Nov 16, 2020 00:05
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citizens. your president here again. I have heard of a wonderful investment opportunity for you, the unwashed poor of the nation. it is called Magical: the Gatheirng. I have decided to engage the libs in a “to the death” vintage tournament and so have converted all of the wealth of our great nation into power nine and other expensive cardboard relics. you may know cardboard from the walls of your shameful hovels located beneath the spires of TREM TOWER, the largest standing building in NEW YORK CITY (which I hate) a building not struck by terrorists unlike some other which I will not name. I will guarantee to you, my voters, that when I win the latest SCG tournament for many America dollars, that I will send you each a signed card sleeve (some call them card condoms) to commemorate my mastery of all things game and magic and winning. remember, your money makes my winning possible, and so when I win, so do you. black lotus
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Nov 16, 2020 00:06
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I love it when wyr bot doesn't realize it's offering three options
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pretty obviously a flag con
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Nov 16, 2020 00:06
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cumshitter posted:me: alf, no! schnorkles, once shamed into eating dog turds as a consequence of the crushing defeat of the poll system in 2020, now has Turd Fever and will stop at nothing to satisfy his coprophagic mania he is a fecal Wendigo
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Nov 16, 2020 00:06
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I also haven't had a haircut since February
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Nov 16, 2020 00:06
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Tubgoat posted:After my full conversion to cat person, I no longer care for ALF. I'm the opposite. After my full conversion to catpersonhood, I became a proud member of the Animal Liberation Front.
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Nov 16, 2020 00:06
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oh lol
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Nov 16, 2020 00:06
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schnorkles: Hi everyone. I'm schnorkles. That's me, schnorkles. And I'm addicted to cat turds. *everyone at the AA meeting recoils with disgust* schnorkles: I knew I had a problem when my wife told me that she would leave if I didn't seek help. Angered AA Member: I refuse to believe you're married!!!
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Nov 16, 2020 00:07
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say what you will about Boris Johnson, at least he was never caught loving a dead pig
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Nov 16, 2020 00:07
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Alec Eiffel posted:pretty obviously an evil flag con
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Nov 16, 2020 00:07
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Love Rat posted:I'm the opposite. After my full conversion to catpersonhood, I became a proud member of the Animal Liberation Front. 
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Nov 16, 2020 00:08
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weak loser, doesn't throw glass, has a small dick, foreign
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Nov 16, 2020 00:08
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Good Citizen posted:wow a 3x match truly you are the most generous sir for your fealty I grant you the title of “DUKE Grand Citizen of All the Americas” congratulations. use your power wisely.
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Nov 16, 2020 00:08
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schnorkles sucks and if he ever posts a poll again I am taking it to the mods.
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Nov 16, 2020 00:08
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my rl initials are ALF and lemme tell you this does not go over great written on your underwear at summer camp
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Nov 16, 2020 00:09
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Filthy Hans posted:schnorkles, once shamed into eating dog turds as a consequence of the crushing defeat of the poll system in 2020, now has Turd Fever and will stop at nothing to satisfy his coprophagic mania the flying fetress
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Nov 16, 2020 00:09
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the driver of this car decided to hop into the middle of a military convoy
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Nov 16, 2020 00:09
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cumshitter posted:schnorkles: Hi everyone. I'm schnorkles. That's me, schnorkles. And I'm addicted to cat turds. wait till he breaks down and finally talks about schnirkles
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Nov 16, 2020 00:09
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Schnickles isn't even here today. post about Alf, you weirdos
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Nov 16, 2020 00:09
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a.lo posted:schnorkles sucks and if he ever posts a poll again I am taking it to the mods. Snitch
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Nov 16, 2020 00:10
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tacodaemon posted:the driver of this car decided to hop into the middle of a military convoy Decal company is making a killing.
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Nov 16, 2020 00:10
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polls are illusions they are really 4 dimensional objects to see their true form u have to cross the multiverse so u can see bofa
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Nov 16, 2020 00:10
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I am sorry to report that I have unknowingly played a game against a player (one JOESPEH STALIN BIDEN) who has used an UNGLUED card (banned in many states) to Chaos Orb my field and all of our lotus and mox and other expensive cards have been torn into confetti. no you cannot see them. please send me, a rich man, much more money for future wins. which are coming the libs will be owned.
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...just to have them overturned by Biden I guess. Neat.
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