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In retrospect after the first time Data took over the ship they should've popped his head on a little end table in front of the helm console and put a chopstick in his mouth to push buttons with.
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alexandriao posted:??????? Yes, it was some kind of phasic parasite that he could pick up subconsciously
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the ship is also perfectly capable of hijacking itself
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Working on the Enterprise would rock because you could take a week and just go chill on the beach with a gallon of margaritas and some space weed and when you get back you just tell Riker that your brain got taken over by a 9th dimensional being and then you nod solemnly while Picard says that we’ve all learned a little something about the boundaries of consciousness and they never write you up
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numberoneposter posted:the ship is also perfectly capable of hijacking itself Well good for the bloody ship!
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poisonpill posted:Working on the Enterprise would rock because you could take a week and just go chill on the beach with a gallon of margaritas and some space weed and when you get back you just tell Riker that your brain got taken over by a 9th dimensional being and then you nod solemnly while Picard says that we’ve all learned a little something about the boundaries of consciousness and they never write you up
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Nov 18, 2020 02:03
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Troi would be all “I sense no deception” and Riker would have your back even if he didn’t believe you
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alexandriao posted:??????? Is that really better? No, you see, there's an invisible parasite that only I can see on you and I need to stab it out with this engineering tool numberoneposter posted:the ship is also perfectly capable of hijacking itself Constantly. By the time they add the holodeck the ship is basically an old school djinn, everyone has to be extra careful phrasing requests lest it do something bugfuck nuts infernal machines fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Nov 18, 2020 |
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Nov 18, 2020 03:13
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infernal machines posted:Constantly. By the time they add the holodeck the ship is basically an old school djinn, everyone has to be extra careful phrasing requests lest it do something bugfuck nuts honestly they love it. tee-he-he i hope you don't misinterpret my instructions and manifest a hyper intelligent being what engages me in a psycho-sexual dance of death. i would just hate that
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Nov 18, 2020 03:23
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people get very bored in the future
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alexandriao posted:??????? You are right, there really was a parasite there
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Mulaney Power Move posted:turning Bareil into a dickless robot No one, not even Kira, noticed any difference there though.
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They should have replaced the half of Bariel's brain with Kurn's since Kurn want using it no more
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Didn’t Worf, and by extension his whole family, get accepted to the house of Martok not too long after they mind wiped Kurn? *slide whistle*
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I not really comfortable with blaming Data for taking control of the ship because he literally had no choice in the matter.infernal machines posted:Is that really better? It was also the storyline/episode where he was experimenting with dreams, too, right? He wasn't conscious, he was sleepwalking, and I think everyone there understood he wouldn't have stabbed her under normal or the majority of abnormal circumstances.
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oh but seriously I posted:honestly they love it. tee-he-he i hope you don't misinterpret my instructions and manifest a hyper intelligent being what engages me in a psycho-sexual dance of death. i would just hate that It's a break from the Holodeck orgies they do every weekend
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Gutcruncher posted:Didn’t Worf, and by extension his whole family, get accepted to the house of Martok not too long after they mind wiped Kurn? Like two episodes afterwards, yes.
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alexandriao posted:It's a break from the Holodeck orgies they do every weekend
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Nerima in Tokyo has a pretty fuckin' Starfleet logo/crest/seal
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data being taken over and taking over the ship in turn would be a big deal except that happens all the time to all the biological crew, too.
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The Soong androids are in early access. User feedback is required. Our user end license agreement states that any actions taken by the android are experimental. Any action taken by the android, authorized or otherwise, are required to be reported to the positronic framework for further development. Click OK to continue.
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I like how Pulaski said his name wrong on purpose.
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thrilla in vanilla posted:I like how Pulaski said his name wrong on purpose. I still hate Pulaski for degrading him so often. In the Moriarty episode she almost outright stated he wasn't a person.
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Nov 18, 2020 15:06
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He's not! He's *better*
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Yeah it was real clumsy and felt regressive from where they'd already landed with Data's personhood. Still, at least she was interesting. Things I can remember about Beverley: 1) Dead husband 2) Annoying son 3) Ghost candle sex 4) Worf sprayed acid in her face 5) Was present in the scene where Picard does the weirdest laugh in the world
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Actually okay Beverley, you were alright. You were boring as hell as a character but interesting things happened to and around you
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the dancing doctor
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alexandriao posted:I not really comfortable with blaming Data for taking control of the ship because he literally had no choice in the matter. Sure, sure. The android does weird poo poo and sometimes randomly stabs people or hijacks the ship under "suspicious" circumstances. This is fine. We work with this guy every day and we know he's got our back, unless it's one of those days. Don't get me wrong, it's not just Data, any given member of the command crew might get "mind controlled" or "possessed by and alien entity" or "bodily replaced by an exact duplicate" or whatever and just phaser you down in the hallway one day. I can't imagine working for Starfleet HR infernal machines fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Nov 18, 2020 |
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infernal machines posted:Sure, sure. The android does weird poo poo and sometimes randomly stabs people or hijacks the ship under "suspicious" circumstances. This is fine. We work with this guy every day and we know he's got our back, unless it's one of those days. Starfleet doesn't have HR, it has Admirals that are mind controlled by aliens!!!
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Oh cos the rest of the crews never get possessed by aliens.
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Nov 18, 2020 16:40
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Crusher also gets yeeted into the ocean at the start of Generation.
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CainFortea posted:Crusher also gets yeeted into the ocean at the start of Generation. Not funny, Data.
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it was actually funny why do they lie to the robot man
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It is kind of funny/sad that you could've left Crusher out of every movie and they'd be like 95% the same.
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GolfHole posted:it was actually funny Yeah I saw that film as a kid and was super baffled why it was funny to dunk Worf but not her
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Nov 18, 2020 17:47
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It's the writers' way of telling you they don't understand what the fans want. It was nice of them to do it so early in the movie.
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womb with a view posted:Yeah I saw that film as a kid and was super baffled why it was funny to dunk Worf but not her The writers don't know what makes Data funny even if Brent Spiner does. Joe Piscapo is the height of comedy on the Enterprise D but the actual joke that flew past the writers is that Brent Spiner is making fun of Joe Piscapo.
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No. Joe was the height of comedy on late 20th century earth.
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It was even funnier to dunk Crusher, ffs It's the holodeck, ain't nobody drowning, lighten up
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The Enterprise D's computer is the one with the sense of humor because when data asked it to show him comedy it gave him Joe Piscopo
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