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LastInLine posted:Anyone who didn't should absolutely read the lead up to this LMAO thats a link to like page 250 of some CD thread im not gnna read it quote the funny part or something 
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500excf type r posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3908857&pagenumber=231&perpage=40&userid=0#post509527539 lol wow thats all so duumb lol
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We have a dedicated thread for petty goon drama and it's a good time! https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3938487&pagenumber=86&perpage=40
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Heated Gaming Moment posted:Isn’t everyone in the band sober these days? that makes it even better 
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lmao I call all the quebocois that invade my Publix every tourist season frogs
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Len posted:We have a dedicated thread for petty goon drama and it's a good time! this thread seems very succ and libbrained
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Taintrunner posted:this thread seems very succ and libbrained turn on ur- oh hell I can't do it to the runner of taints.
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Len posted:We have a dedicated thread for petty goon drama and it's a good time! ? this thread looks like a bunch of d&d complaining about cspam. the page you linked is just the smoothbrain usual suspects making the same old vbnmw arguments while also going "and one time this cspam pretend socialist ate my homework and peed down my pant leg and admitted they were a secret nazi but it uhhh happened on irc and i lost the logs" big not mad laughing actually energy
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yeah the sagas thread is okay sometimes, but it's a forum drama gossip thread so if there isn't anything actually happening it's people talking about whatever goon gossip or forums enemies are top of mind
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:yeah the sagas thread is okay sometimes, but it's a forum drama gossip thread so if there isn't anything actually happening it's people talking about whatever goon gossip or forums enemies are top of mind Yeah that's why I called it petty goon drama
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oh my god the biggest crybabies never even show up in qcs, that thread is radioactive holy poo poo lmbo
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Marx Was A Lib posted:oh my god the biggest crybabies never even show up in qcs, that thread is radioactive holy poo poo lmbo personally, I absolutely love to watch the obvious consequences of throwing #metoo into a bottomless pit and have extremely normal people tell me that voting for a rapist was the only morally acceptable course
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Look you asked "can I work from home" and I said "yes you can" because in the abstract you are capable of working from home, if you wanted to be paid for it it should have been "may I" 
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Shame Boy posted:Look you asked "can I work from home" and I said "yes you can" because in the abstract you are capable of working from home, if you wanted to be paid for it it should have been "may I" "Can I work from home?" - Yes "Can I get paid for working from home?" - Not what you asked
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how to learn upper management step 1: pay employees less step 2: make the employees you do pay have to do more work there i just saved you $150,000 worth of student debt for an mba
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The Nastier Nate posted:how to learn upper management The degree is to learn how to network with other assholes and the cost is the gatekeeper.
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paying for an MBA is for suckers. you get your company to pay for it, and then you get the job you hop to to cover the clawback amount as additional signing bonus
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Feral Integral posted:you dont need to add salt to every bite wtf I know it's not intuitive but it actually works really well we're not talking about a lot of salt here, like a grain of kosher salt that hits your tongue and primes it for the food that comes after makes a really surprising difference
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I really like this bot account someone made that just replies "I thought the onion was satire" to every onion tweet: https://twitter.com/OCommenter/with_replies Good job whoever did that  e: lmao people keep replying to it this is great e2: And getting mad: 
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imagine having the mr good bones av and crying about someone else not being witty or original
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I was afraid that I can no longer steal from my employer while working from home, but FinPo is here to reassure me.
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Ensign Expendable posted:I was afraid that I can no longer steal from my employer while working from home, but FinPo is here to reassure me. i hate this poo poo so much. so many people i know are putting in more hours now but articles like this float around and managers internalize the lies
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Ensign Expendable posted:I was afraid that I can no longer steal from my employer while working from home, but FinPo is here to reassure me. what you lose in stealing inventory and office supplies, you make up in stealing time
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The Nastier Nate posted:what you lose in stealing inventory and office supplies, you make up in stealing time I don't need to steal office supplies because one night I got drunk and was looking for a pencil and couldn't find one so apparently I got mad and ordered a total of 144 pencils from amazon.co.uk.
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It's probably a net positive for my job to have me WFH. I break a LOT less poo poo this way. Can't help me going around in circles searching for the one little trick to fix the issue without reimaging the computer.
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skooma512 posted:It's probably a net positive for my job to have me WFH. I break a LOT less poo poo this way. Can't help me going around in circles searching for the one little trick to fix the issue without reimaging the computer. I always thought reimaging was that one little trick
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Ensign Expendable posted:I was afraid that I can no longer steal from my employer while working from home, but FinPo is here to reassure me. I think I'm getting roughly the same amount done, but I also spend most of my day browsing the Trump thread. Not sure where all that time was going in the office.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I don't need to steal office supplies because one night I got drunk and was looking for a pencil and couldn't find one so apparently I got mad and ordered a total of 144 pencils from amazon.co.uk. The way pencils work means when you next need one immediately to like write down something while you're on the phone or whatever, you'll suddenly find they have all evaporated somehow.
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Shame Boy posted:The way pencils work means when you next need one immediately to like write down something while you're on the phone or whatever, you'll suddenly find they have all evaporated somehow. Or none of them are sharpened and still flat at the end
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Shame Boy posted:The way pencils work means when you next need one immediately to like write down something while you're on the phone or whatever, you'll suddenly find they have all evaporated somehow. I've stashed them all over the apartment. Why is there a pencil pot in the toilet? Just in case.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I've stashed them all over the apartment. Why is there a pencil pot in the toilet? Just in case. Any guests using your toilet might come to a more sinister conclusion
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Shame Boy posted:The way pencils work means when you next need one immediately to like write down something while you're on the phone or whatever, you'll suddenly find they have all evaporated somehow. I needed a pencil for a math class back in 2013 and said to myself "I can buy 20 pencils for $5 but I'm going to lose them all or I can buy this one pencil for $5 and will potentially keep track of it because who spends $5 on a pencil?" It's still in my desk drawer and I use it fairly regularly. I'm out of the MICRODIAMOND infused lead though
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Failed Imagineer posted:Any guests using your toilet might come to a more sinister conclusion Like... what? I sign my posts?
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Like... what? I sign my posts? Bra-vo
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Just tell people you have an MBA. What are they gonna do, look it up? Doubtful.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Like... what? I sign my posts? I meant pencilbuttstuff, but 
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