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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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Bruteman
Apr 15, 2003

Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?

DoombatINC posted:

:wal: What's a Conway?
:stat: I dunno, I'd have to check Tump's last physical!
:wal::stat: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

Drunkboxer posted:

TED CRAZE REPUBLICAN

really need the cruz "O" face pic here

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Reality Protester posted:

well I got the job. yeah rip. :unsmigghh:

Hell yeah new job buddy

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

emfive posted:

I loving hate holiday food, good riddance

I'm mostly interested in the chocolate peanut butter cookies my mom makes every Christmas, a thing I probably should have learned to do by now considering how much I like them.

titaniumone
Jun 10, 2001

Donald Trump. Rudy Giuliani.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Good soup! posted:

who cares about blue checkmarks

I blocked the blue checkmark icon in ublock origin and it owns

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
what is the best Pork Skin Trump?

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

what is the best Pork Skin Trump?

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




miss me yet?

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

C-Euro posted:

I'm mostly interested in the chocolate peanut butter cookies my mom makes every Christmas, a thing I probably should have learned to do by now considering how much I like them.

yea make whatever you want, but that's the thing. "Oh a holiday, a day off. What do I want to cook? Welp that doesn't matter you must make X and Y." that poo poo sucks

I haven't made lasagna in like years and I really want to do that. One thanksgiving (or maybe Christmas, whatever) I made an exceedingly good mushroom sauce white lasagna and people complained that it wasn't traditional. gently caress that poo poo.

smarx
Aug 28, 2020

by Athanatos

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1329142669021474816?s=20

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/llpatriot3/status/1328997677326069762?s=20

Twitter is censoring Honest Conservative Voices

smarx
Aug 28, 2020

by Athanatos

delicious

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
:3:

https://twitter.com/techladyallison/status/1329133725779628033

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


Gritty No

Stay far away from meth

JaneError
Feb 4, 2016

how would i even breathe on the moon?
https://twitter.com/elizashapiro/status/1329139741116215298?s=20

atriptothebeach
Oct 27, 2020

Next-Gen posted:

Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Capitalist Christmas Real Hahahaha Just Make a Wreath From Branches Like Whittle a Train Haha

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

lol wtf is up with the video

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Bethamphetamine posted:

Gritty No

Stay far away from meth

i'm pretty sure he needs it to live

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015



why do they need to cut down a giant tree every year? why not just grow a permanent one?

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Reality Protester posted:

well I got the job. yeah rip. :unsmigghh:

hot stuff! Congratulations!

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

neutral milf hotel posted:

lol wtf is up with the video

I wonder if Bolsonaro might be a dumb idiot

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/elizashapiro/status/1329143702728683521?s=21

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

neutral milf hotel posted:

lol wtf is up with the video

its the wide putin meme

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

lol fuckibg new york

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

Colorado is slated to shutdown just about everything on Friday.

gonna be fun holidays as everyone is locked up trying to overturn the election through the new year lmao

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

brugroffil posted:

why do they need to cut down a giant tree every year? why not just grow a permanent one?

It's a big thing being the county chosen apparently

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

brugroffil posted:

why do they need to cut down a giant tree every year? why not just grow a permanent one?

trees, much like your posts, deserve nothing but destruction

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



lmao NY is a mess

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

brugroffil posted:

why do they need to cut down a giant tree every year? why not just grow a permanent one?

we had a Norfolk Pine for years as a crimbus tree, the kids named it "Baby" and it was the stupidest looking crimbus tree ever but we kept it until we couldn't get it in and out of the house.

"Norfolk" is not Virginia, it's an island near New Guinea and the trees cannot take the cold.

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007
the state truly emblemizes its cock and balls shape

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005





buy your toiletpaper everybody

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/RetroNewsNow/status/1329143999328907271

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Ohio is taking the drastic steps of... having a 21 day curfew after 10pm

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.


beginning to think it was a mistake making this city and state the center of america

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

emfive posted:

yea make whatever you want, but that's the thing. "Oh a holiday, a day off. What do I want to cook? Welp that doesn't matter you must make X and Y." that poo poo sucks

I haven't made lasagna in like years and I really want to do that. One thanksgiving (or maybe Christmas, whatever) I made an exceedingly good mushroom sauce white lasagna and people complained that it wasn't traditional. gently caress that poo poo.

Several years back, my wife and I started making masaman curry for my family using leftover turkey and it's something my parents look forward to every year lol. Agree with the "gently caress it, do whatever" sentiment, especially this year.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



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19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Ohio is taking the drastic steps of... having a 21 day curfew after 10pm

we’re on that right now. it’s business as usual for the brunch crews of the country.

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