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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

A Bakers Cousin posted:

Its national princess day

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:04

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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reHCNzk5rEs

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:40

Dreylad: Jun 19, 2001

Paladinus posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reHCNzk5rEs

this is the best version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdvHYvjtGvc

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:44

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

That does Lucas dirty, he's easily the most explicitly anticapitalist of the bunch, what with capital encroaching upon his agrarian communist town and destroying everyone's lives through mass media, privatization, and commodification

Also his mom was killed by the military industrial complex

The entire game is him fighting back against these forces

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:53

T-man: Aug 22, 2010; Talk shit, get bzzzt.

donkey kong is an anprim

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:59

Accretionist: Nov 7, 2012; I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

RustyKnight posted:

Yes... ha ha ha... YES!

tl;dr: Cross-posts from the Climate Change thread where I'm in the bargaining phase, pitching consolidation of global population to 'life boat' regions.

Accretionist posted:

We are on track for ~+5C -- so far.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWoiBpfvdx0

Man-made horror beyond comprehension.

Accretionist posted:

Start at 7:00 and tell me want can't fit 1,000,000,000 people around the Great Lakes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGVBv7svKLo&t=420s

Standard microdistrict: 20,000 citizens in 10 - 60 hectares

Let's use the middle: 30 hectares.

1,000,000,000/20,000*30 = 1,500,000 hectares

According to WolframAlpha, 1,500,000 hectares converts to 5,792 sq mi.

5,792 sq mi.

Michigan's upper peninsula is 16,452 sq mi.

ONE BILLION YOOPERS

Mua ha ha

This is much more ethical than mass murdering the externally displaced at the borders and leaving the internally displaced to favelas.

Accretionist posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP3M-BlpucA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgho_2vbjVo

# ? Nov 18, 2020 18:07

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Accretionist posted:

Cross-posts from the Climate Change thread where

no thank you

# ? Nov 18, 2020 18:11

GIRL BRAINS: Sep 5, 2011; The gods are small birds

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

Wario and Yoshi should be flipped this does not respect the traditional canon of the alignment chart this is bullshit

# ? Nov 18, 2020 19:04

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

GIRL BRAINS posted:

Wario and Yoshi should be flipped this does not respect the traditional canon of the alignment chart this is bullshit

doesn't wario own a factory? he should also be lawful evil

# ? Nov 18, 2020 20:01

The Saucer Hovers: May 16, 2005

as the only canonical hoarder of currency im sure wario is wealthier than the princess at this point

# ? Nov 18, 2020 20:06

Wheeee: Mar 11, 2001; When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Kinda sad we won't live long enough to see the crazy megacities and poo poo of the climate apocalypse, kinda happy I was born early enough to spend lots of time in nature and around wildlife

# ? Nov 18, 2020 20:21

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

can someone link the Alex Jones communists video again? the one where the IWW bounces him and he flees in his car

# ? Nov 18, 2020 20:27

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

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indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Wheeee posted:

Kinda sad we won't live long enough to see the crazy megacities and poo poo of the climate apocalypse, kinda happy I was born early enough to spend lots of time in nature and around wildlife

can�t tell if you�re being overly optimistic with that first bit

# ? Nov 18, 2020 20:34

Adjectivist Philosophy: Oct 6, 2003; When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

indigi posted:

can�t tell if you�re being overly optimistic with that first bit

Kowloon had a certain charm to it if you don't look very closely and hit yourself in the head with a hammer

# ? Nov 18, 2020 20:41

Jabberlock: Nov 29, 2014

The Saucer Hovers posted:

as the only canonical hoarder of currency im sure wario is wealthier than the princess at this point

uhh, Mario collects coins which give him life???

# ? Nov 18, 2020 20:43

Wheeee: Mar 11, 2001; When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

The Saucer Hovers posted:

as the only canonical hoarder of currency im sure wario is wealthier than the princess at this point

In a room sit three great individuals, Princess Peach, Priest Toad, and Wario with his gold. Between them stands Mario, a little man of common birth and no great mind. Each of the great ones bids him slay the other two. ‘Do it,’ says Princess Peach, ‘for I am your lawful ruler.’ ‘Do it,’ says Priest Toad, ‘for I command you in the name of the gods.’ ‘Do it,’ says Wario, ‘and all this gold shall be yours.’ So tell me – who lives and who dies?

# ? Nov 18, 2020 20:47

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Wheeee posted:

In a room sit three great individuals, Princess Peach, Priest Toad, and Wario with his gold. Between them stands Mario, a little man of common birth and no great mind. Each of the great ones bids him slay the other two. ‘Do it,’ says Princess Peach, ‘for I am your lawful ruler.’ ‘Do it,’ says Priest Toad, ‘for I command you in the name of the gods.’ ‘Do it,’ says Wario, ‘and all this gold shall be yours.’ So tell me – who lives and who dies?

amazing chest ahead, therefore, try using both hands

# ? Nov 18, 2020 20:51

The Saucer Hovers: May 16, 2005

Jabberlock posted:

uhh, Mario collects coins which give him life???

look BUDDY mario buys FOOD every. single. time. he has enough money to do so. he spends currency on NOTHING besides the preservation of his existence. does that sound like accumulation to YOU!?

# ? Nov 18, 2020 20:52

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

The Saucer Hovers posted:

look BUDDY mario buys FOOD every. single. time. he has enough money to do so. he spends currency on NOTHING besides the preservation of his existence. does that sound like accumulation to YOU!?

he accumulates a fair bit of mass when he eats mushrooms

# ? Nov 18, 2020 20:54

The Saucer Hovers: May 16, 2005

Marx Was A Lib posted:

he accumulates a fair bit of mass when he eats mushrooms

maybe if the ruling class let him eat anything besides toad popplers and dandelion salad

# ? Nov 18, 2020 20:55

The Saucer Hovers: May 16, 2005

you should see what wario gets to eat. more hats too. oh and big surprise the royalty wants you to EAT CAKE

# ? Nov 18, 2020 20:57

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

Yoshi IS a marxist.

# ? Nov 18, 2020 21:11

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

BONGHITZ posted:

Yoshi IS a marxist.

The number of Yoshis sacrificed to get Mario over a long pit would bare this out to truth.

# ? Nov 18, 2020 21:15

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

I agree that Wario is a capital parasite, but labeling him a libertarian? The debate never came to a real conclusion on that point and the thread got locked.

# ? Nov 18, 2020 21:15

Fluoride Jones: Aug 24, 2009; toot toot

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

I would give anything to see Trump hold and fire a 357

# ? Nov 18, 2020 21:16

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Fluoride Jones posted:

I would give anything to see Trump hold and fire a 357

didn't he used to brag about being one of the few people in nyc with a concealed carry permit (falsely, obviously)

you just know that he demanded to be given a gun by the secret service and was shut down

# ? Nov 18, 2020 21:21

showbiz_liz: Jun 2, 2008

T-man posted:

all your gimmicks belong to me

When I was 12 and so hadn't gone through puberty, I (a cis woman) cut my hair really short on a whim, and that same day two people in a row called me "young man" and I burst into tears and ran away and hid while my parents awkwardly explained what had happened. I started wearing dangly clip-on earrings the next day. I was never a very girly girl, never wore skirts, but it's impossible to explain just how unsettling and awful it was for strangers to look at me and see a boy instead of a girl, and I felt like I NEEDED those earrings - not because I liked earrings but because I WAS NOT A BOY and it was incredibly important to me that people understand that at a glance. Obviously this is a super minor experience compared to what trans people go through but it's something I frequently use as an example when talking to other cis people, and it's definitely made a few people think about things differently.

# ? Nov 18, 2020 21:37

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

Dreylad posted:

this is the best version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdvHYvjtGvc

I love the joke of Zelda being a trustworthy public servant and Sheik being a whistleblower.

# ? Nov 18, 2020 21:39

GIRL BRAINS: Sep 5, 2011; The gods are small birds

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

doesn't wario own a factory? he should also be lawful evil

Wario respects no laws

I'm pretty sure every mainstream wario game starts with him being robbed of his vast wealth, usually by ghosts or wizards, and traveling to foreign lands, assaulting the natives and plundering their wealth. Wario is the most chaotic concept of capitalism and imperialism personified

# ? Nov 18, 2020 22:10

Junpei: Oct 4, 2015; Can't post for 11 years!

# ? Nov 18, 2020 22:58

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Donald J Trump Library

# ? Nov 18, 2020 23:15

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

I wonder how many books Trump has read in his life, cover to cover.

# ? Nov 18, 2020 23:24

Cerebral Bore: Apr 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

Marx Was A Lib posted:

amazing chest ahead, therefore, try using both hands

skeleton, but hole

GIRL BRAINS posted:

Wario respects no laws

I'm pretty sure every mainstream wario game starts with him being robbed of his vast wealth, usually by ghosts or wizards, and traveling to foreign lands, assaulting the natives and plundering their wealth. Wario is the most chaotic concept of capitalism and imperialism personified

since when has capitalism found plundering and assaulting people in the global periphery to be unlawful?

Cerebral Bore has issued a correction as of 23:29 on Nov 18, 2020

# ? Nov 18, 2020 23:26