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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Shoot my ashes out of a t shirt canon at the inauguration of dojnrld trimbo

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Schnorkles posted:

someone gotta bury you when you die friends

Don't plan on dying. Going to put my brain in a cyborg body.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
I'm definitely having a daughter first because god is a loving joker.

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




Schnorkles posted:

someone gotta bury you when you die friends

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009


what are the horny hours?

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
hoe do you own the land when you have a never ending mortgage

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004


shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

alnilam posted:

Yeah same it's such a good keep-me-going thing to have a fun bb/toddler to take care of during pandemic, far better for covid sanity then having no kid imo (and also just great in its own right), but thank god she's not an angsty preteen rn. That must be the worst

Can confirm it's good, god drat would it suck to have an older kid right now though

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

why not saddle the state with the burden of your remains?

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1329283170714476546?s=20

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006



merry christmas!

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Virgil Vox posted:

what are the horny hours?

if u have to ask..

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

someone gotta bury you when you die friends

planes don't die, they just fly away

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
even talking to my younger sister and brother its insane what they believe. My little sister is loving radicalized

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




:siren: :siren: :siren: BACK TO YOUR TRUMBSTATIONS EVERYONE

https://twitter.com/DonovanSlack/status/1329277981492191232

lmfao

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Google Butt posted:

if u have to ask..

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Schnorkles posted:

someone gotta bury you when you die friends

what are u talking about. why do i need to be buried?

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Buddykins posted:

even talking to my younger sister and brother its insane what they believe. My little sister is loving radicalized

Like in a q way or

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

how will they pay for funerals now

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin

Taco Duck posted:

Gonna be wild when our loser kids grow up and post here in CSPAM together yelling TRUMP at each other in reference to President Barron

barron is the most hosed up of all Trump kids. he will turn and join antifa just like Paul Atreides

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Time to bully some chuds again.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

breadnsucc posted:

the constitution of the US is a loving joke and libs using it as a burn against the GOP is peak oil

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

shirts and skins posted:

Like in a q way or

In a "gently caress biden, gently caress trump, acab, gently caress 12" way

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Honestly what even is the point of this poo poo

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no

Schnorkles posted:

someone gotta bury you when you die friends

thats why i have acquantances many years younger than i . or maybe its bcus im an immature rear end in a top hat

Virgil Thatcher
Mar 3, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

someone gotta bury you when you die friends

that's cook county's problem

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Buddykins posted:

In a "gently caress biden, gently caress trump, acab, gently caress 12" way

Aw that's legit heartwarming

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

it's garbage and literally should have tossed in the trash after the civil war

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




shirts and skins posted:

Honestly what even is the point of this poo poo

well i like to post op

MockingQuantum
Jan 20, 2012



shirts and skins posted:

I assume winter sports in Minnesota mostly involve dying of exposure and drinking to forget whatever catastrophic way the Vikings were eliminated

yeah, and hockey

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

the problem isn't the sleeping in the front lawn cumshitter

its the fact that you're naked and usually flinging bottles through the front window

remember that time i did like a spy vs. spy thing and tricked you into standing undearneath a hanging piano by leaving a trail of dog turds?

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
not sure you can rescind your vote after the fact.. though the entire point of causing chaos stands.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

shirts and skins posted:

Aw that's legit heartwarming

It is. My little sis is into art and made paintings of trayvon martin and poo poo.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1329283043664781312
:yeshaha: eat poo poo kean jr

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Buddykins posted:

It is. My little sis is into art and made paintings of trayvon martin and poo poo.

that's nice bud :unsmith:

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

pancake rabbit posted:

well i like to post op

Yeah just post I just wonder what possessed this dingbat lady to change her mind, it's not going to do anything except maybe get her house burned down

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.
I really do love my toddler, she associated letters with sounds today at the playground, but she also pokes the poo poo out of our six month old's eyes and plainly Cannot Be Trusted

Between that, a new remote job, my partner's ongoing health issues, covid-19 and motherfucking trump, I am having a rough time

But we'll get through. Trepm

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
when i hear my little sister say gently caress 12, i feel so proud

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

Schnorkles posted:

someone gotta bury you when you die friends

:siren:ALERT QCS ALERT QCS:siren:

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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



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