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jojoinnit posted:Wouldn’t the butter drippings on the toaster floor eventually start a fire or am I misunderstanding the technique? You're supposed to clean out your toaster now and then.
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Captain Hygiene posted:It's called "self-cleaning" Captain Monkey posted:You're supposed to clean out your toaster now and then. Man the military really does drill that stuff into you guys huh
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Muslims online are calling the Pfizer one "the Muslims vaccine" because it was developed by BioNTech, a company run by a husband-and-wife team of Muslim doctors who immigrated to Germany from Turkey. It's a huge burn on Islamophobes and anti-immigration people, though a lot of them are probably antivaxxers too.
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I will be calling it the German vaccine instead, a huge burn on people who hate Germans
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Phlegmish posted:I will be calling it the German vaccine instead, a huge burn on people who hate Germans You can safely rule out obsessive History Channel viewers and beer drinkers.
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Calling it the Muslim Vaccine feels like it'd be way too easy for people not to understand the context and think that you're being a piece of poo poo.
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Burkion posted:Calling it the Muslim Vaccine feels like it'd be way too easy for people not to understand the context and think that you're being a piece of poo poo. This, it never even entered my mind that it wasn't a lovely epithet until the post above.
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Inceltown posted:Technically it's buttering the toast once. It gets buttered before going in the toaster and so is bread at that point. Then buttered again once it comes out. Nope. Nigella toasts the bread, butters it, the butter melts and then she puts more butter on so they'll be little butter blobs on the toast.
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Sodium Chloride posted:Nope. Nigella toasts the bread, butters it, the butter melts and then she puts more butter on so they'll be little butter blobs on the toast. History's greatest monster.
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The MSJ posted:Muslims online are calling the Pfizer one "the Muslims vaccine" because it was developed by BioNTech, a company run by a husband-and-wife team of Muslim doctors who immigrated to Germany from Turkey. It's a huge burn on Islamophobes and anti-immigration people, though a lot of them are probably antivaxxers too. I thought 'muslim' was a deprecated term? (Not a slur, just eurocentric and now replaced.)
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Facebook Aunt posted:History's greatest monster. Historys greatest monster would be that first ape to stand upright.
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Johnny Aztec posted:Historys greatest monster would be that first ape to stand upright. Go farther back. 
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The Lone Badger posted:I thought 'muslim' was a deprecated term? It's just a standard word for "people whose religion is Islam". Bloody Hedgehog posted:Go farther back. Tiktaalik lives millions of years after the first amphibian appeared, yo. 3D Megadoodoo posted:The highways are fine, it's the bridges you have to watch out for. Knowing how many people are just horny for Nigella, the thought of her "buttering toast" in any manner is not gonna cause anger.
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The MSJ posted:It's just a standard word for "people whose religion is Islam". More accurately, in arabic it means "one who has surrendered themselves before God", comes from the same SLM root as Islam, which means "total surrender to God" or thereabouts. The eurocentric old way to refer to them is Mohhamadean, which will make you sound like a 18th century teacher.
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“Muslim” is used too broadly in English as an adjective, but the word itself isn’t offensive and if it were, I don’t know what the alternative would be.
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Platystemon posted:“Muslim” is used too broadly in English as an adjective, but the word itself isn’t offensive and if it were, I don’t know what the alternative would be. No one is saying the word itself is offensive. Just, used that way, it evokes the way that shitheads like to use it in derogatory ways. Or other adjectives- See Trump's bullshit about a 'China Virus'
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The MSJ posted:Tiktaalik lives millions of years after the first amphibian appeared, yo. Yeah... well... tiktaalik deez nuts.  
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The muslim furry parton vaccine
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Ghost Leviathan posted:The muslim furry parton vaccine 
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Sodium Chloride posted:Nope. Nigella toasts the bread, butters it, the butter melts and then she puts more butter on so they'll be little butter blobs on the toast. You don't need that much butter, or to put it on everything Hopefully Brexit will cause a major food crisis in the UK so they can lose some weight* * I am joking, stay safe (and fat), British goons.
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Don Gato posted:More accurately, in arabic it means "one who has surrendered themselves before God", comes from the same SLM root as Islam, which means "total surrender to God" or thereabouts. The eurocentric old way to refer to them is Mohhamadean, which will make you sound like a 18th century teacher. I tend to look askance at people who spell it "Moslem" "Musselman" is right out, unless you're a Napoleonic-era ship captain or you're talking about a guy that farms shellfish
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Usually the word in front of vaccine is the thing the vaccine is meant to prevent and eliminate so I will not be calling it the Muslim vaccine.
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Lobok posted:Usually the word in front of vaccine is the thing the vaccine is meant to prevent and eliminate so I will not be calling it the Muslim vaccine. Wait wait, .....maybe you should? If these CHUD idiots think it would prevent Muslims, they'd scramble in line to get one! While, I wouldn't care about those types, they can spread this poo poo to non-terrible people
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Jasus Christ posted:Pope Gets Horny on Main Pope has three times as many Instagram followers as she has. Who the hell wants to see a scantily dressed Pope???
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Kennel posted:Pope has three times as many Instagram followers as she has. Who the hell wants to see a scantily dressed Pope??? Don't judge me
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Kennel posted:Pope has three times as many Instagram followers as she has. Who the hell wants to see a scantily dressed Pope??? Agreed, sometimes the true eroticism is in how things are covered up
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gleebster posted:
I get this musical reference.
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^ I assume that was meant for the Funny Quotes thread but thanks, I lol'dPhy posted:
Or a certain type of Thai curry.
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Carthag Tuek posted:i am a big fat dumbass
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