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OMG I CAN'T EVEN. I CANNOT EVEN. I AM UNABLE TO CAN.
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Nov 19, 2020 04:49
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T-man posted:imagine caring about cops lol prisons are full of people who didn't care enough about the cops to evade them
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Nov 19, 2020 05:39
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I just got to the part in Back to the Future where Marty wipes out all life in the universe on accident. I'm shaking and crying.
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Nov 19, 2020 05:50
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i think they get the point but  (sad to see the "let's run this poo poo into the ground" emote is gone)
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Nov 19, 2020 05:56
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The best part is during the scene, Deep heard nothing but "oh god.. my fins... what's going on. DEEP?! I CAN'T SEE YOU. HELP ME. OH GOD HELP ME"
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Nov 19, 2020 06:16
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The Deep basically killed the whale as soon as he beached it. Who was going to push it back into the water? Homelander?
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Nov 19, 2020 06:27
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Maeve is also super-strong, but what about the logistics of a human trying to shove a whale into water? If a super-strong person like Homelander or Maeve tried it, wouldn't their hands just pierce the skin anyway, and the whale is screwed regardless? It seems like there'd be a gross scene either way.
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Nov 19, 2020 08:42
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You could possibly rig up some sort of harness to pull it back in safely bit we all know ain’t no supe going through that much effort for literally anything.
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Nov 19, 2020 08:47
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the deep is a few pisces short of a fishstick
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Nov 19, 2020 08:47
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Rappaport posted:Maeve is also super-strong, but what about the logistics of a human trying to shove a whale into water? If a super-strong person like Homelander or Maeve tried it, wouldn't their hands just pierce the skin anyway, and the whale is screwed regardless? It seems like there'd be a gross scene either way. https://i.imgur.com/5wEGQ.mp4
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Nov 19, 2020 08:49
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Okay, but in a The Boys setting, that'd just be Maeve pulling the tail off of the whale, and having to drink afterwards.
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Nov 19, 2020 08:51
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Elephant Ambush posted:Actually it wasn't funny at all because even though the whale was fake it was still supposed to be an animal suffering in agony before death and I actually missed most of the scene because all I could think about is "someone please put the suffering animal out of its misery holy poo poo this is hosed up". Lmfao
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Nov 19, 2020 09:11
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my face when seeing a whale get hurt
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Nov 19, 2020 10:55
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You guys are stupid, The Deep could just summon a bunch of crabs to pick the whale up and bring it back to the water. Seriously he is wasted on you clowns.
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Nov 19, 2020 14:33
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I know deep is just meant to be talking to the fish but he definitely seems to impart some degree of control and/or enhanced sentience to them. I don't think he could talk a whale into beached suicide when the whale has no stake in the conflict
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Nov 19, 2020 14:40
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I think he has “Mahti from Capt. planet” powers where it’s not mind control per se’, he can just force animals to love him, which would cause them to do all kinds of dangerous or suicidal things a simple mind control couldn’t
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Nov 19, 2020 14:47
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BurritoJustice posted:I know deep is just meant to be talking to the fish but he definitely seems to impart some degree of control and/or enhanced sentience to them. I don't think he could talk a whale into beached suicide when the whale has no stake in the conflict Whales, like all fish, are incredibly dumb. It's easy to talk dumb things into doing dumb things.
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Nov 19, 2020 15:13
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Nov 19, 2020 15:33
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I would simply yeet the whale back into the ocean
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Nov 19, 2020 15:58
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I liked someones take from earlier in the thread that the deeps power isnt actually talking to fish, its giving them sentience to begin with. So they're all exactly as dumb as him.
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Nov 19, 2020 16:49
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfoIdZ1osBc&t=24s
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Nov 19, 2020 18:34
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massive spider posted:I liked someones take from earlier in the thread that the deeps power isnt actually talking to fish, its giving them sentience to begin with. So they're all exactly as dumb as him. Trying to force sapience into the brain of a fish, even a fish as big as a whale, is like trying to get a gallon of ricotta cheese into a quart bag, it's just gonna go badly.
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Nov 19, 2020 18:53
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Defiance Industries posted:Trying to force sapience into the brain of a fish, even a fish as big as a whale, is like trying to get a gallon of ricotta cheese into a quart bag, it's just gonna go badly. Again, it's the Deep
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Nov 19, 2020 18:55
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Even if he gives them sentience to human levels, it's still his level and he's pretty much a moron.
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Nov 20, 2020 00:35
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y'all i just realized something. The Deep is really shallow!!!!
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Nov 20, 2020 02:28
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Huh? No, he's The Deep.
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Nov 20, 2020 03:05
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Even if he gives them sentience to human levels, it's still his level and he's pretty much a moron.
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Nov 20, 2020 03:21
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Maybe it was the other way around? Dolphins are absolute bros, after all.
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Nov 20, 2020 03:47
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Male Dolphins and Orcas absolutely are. Don'y know much about the females though, they are usually hiding from the rape-pods.
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Nov 20, 2020 11:45
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massive spider posted:I liked someones take from earlier in the thread that the deeps power isnt actually talking to fish, its giving them sentience to begin with. So they're all exactly as dumb as him. This is my favorite interpretation too when taken a step further where the sea creatures don't actually get any increased mental capacity; It's all just happening inside the Deep's head and he's exerting some kind of subconscious mental control that makes them behave according to how he imagines they'd act.
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Nov 20, 2020 12:04
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I like Show Deep, but I kind of miss Comic Deep, who was intentionally an extreme noncharacter beyond "is black, aquaman". No dark blackmail secret, he just complains about not being paid enough.
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Nov 20, 2020 12:15
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Even if he gives them sentience to human levels, it's still his level and he's pretty much a moron. After being injected with compound v as a kid, he started hearing all water animals wherever he went. Probably grew up in Florida focusing entirely on being a superhero and literally loving dolphins. How can he not be a moron?
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Nov 20, 2020 13:24
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massive spider posted:I liked someones take from earlier in the thread that the deeps power isnt actually talking to fish, its giving them sentience to begin with. So they're all exactly as dumb as him. Slashrat posted:This is my favorite interpretation too when taken a step further where the sea creatures don't actually get any increased mental capacity; It's all just happening inside the Deep's head and he's exerting some kind of subconscious mental control that makes them behave according to how he imagines they'd act. This is exactly how I think his power works and it's great writing. There's no way that whale would have beached itself to try to stop the Boys' boat. It was just doing what The Deep envisioned would look cool and heroic.
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Nov 20, 2020 15:34
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T-man posted:comics, by their standards every human alive today is an A cup. ...I don't think you know how bras work, unless that's a typo 
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Nov 20, 2020 16:26
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Collateral posted:Male Dolphins and Orcas absolutely are. Don'y know much about the females though, they are usually hiding from the rape-pods. One of my favorite animal moments caught on film is when some scientists found a small pod of 3 adolescent male dolphins and a puffer fish. One dolphin would bite the pufferfish, just under the tail by the belly, and only a little bit. The puffer would poof up and the dolphin would get a small dose of nerve toxin, go limp, and start floating up to the surface. IMMEDIATELY, one of the dolphins would swim up and body block the poisoned dolphin from surfacing while the other dolphin would bite down on the puffer fish’s tail to keep it from escaping. After a few moments the poisoned dolphin would kinda shake it off and then they would trade off positions. They were observed doing this for about 23 minutes and then they just let the terrified puffer fish go... They were passing around a puffer fish to get stoned off its nerve toxin, and they were also spotting each other to make sure they were safe! It’s enough to make an old pothead cry!!!
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Nov 20, 2020 16:34
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Cheesus posted:Part of me wants to see origin stories for everyone but owe basically have a picture of that from Starlight and how it likely applied to everyone but Homelander. That talk he had with the therapist where he mentioned when his powers kicked in and all he heard was the goldfish in the pet shop screaming was kinda horrifying though.
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Nov 20, 2020 17:29
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Smythe posted:Lmfao
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Nov 21, 2020 10:56
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Slashrat posted:This is my favorite interpretation too when taken a step further where the sea creatures don't actually get any increased mental capacity; It's all just happening inside the Deep's head and he's exerting some kind of subconscious mental control that makes them behave according to how he imagines they'd act. this imo
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Nov 21, 2020 10:58
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the B tier hero who can talk to poultry joined an ecoterrorism cell after a visit to a factory farm i wish Clucklefuck all the best
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Nov 21, 2020 11:06
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Simone Magus posted:...I don't think you know how bras work, unless that's a typo the joke is that any real pair of boobs would be consitered an A cup because for superheros anything smaller than a triple HHH cup would be seen as very small i buy my own bras tyvm
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Nov 21, 2020 11:09
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