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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Hello

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funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

Cannon_Fodder posted:

Neville's filthy mitts are on everything, apparently.

nah, that's Giggs

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord

Butterfly Valley posted:

It's the other way round iirc, Vardy suing Rooney for the entrapment and subsequent twitter shaming
Honestly how does Vardy even have a case. Lawyers are happy to be getting paid, I guess.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Butterfly Valley posted:

It's the other way round iirc, Vardy suing Rooney for the entrapment and subsequent twitter shaming

lol

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
I did rc. Vardy's prosecution case seems to be entirely 'being called out caused her extreme emotional distress, and also made people chant funny abusive things at her husband'.

Lemon
May 22, 2003

I was thinking of this wet rear end gary

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Stolen from the schadenfreude thread, tangentially related to football

quote:



extremely :nws::nws::nws: image at the link below...

code:
[url]https://twitter.com/Sam_Edwards81/status/1329393976324009985[/url]

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Holy moly

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



What the gently caress lmao

Lemon
May 22, 2003

There's an even worse after picture buried in the replies

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Lemon posted:

There's an even worse after picture buried in the replies

Oh no...

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




But post the link

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

:nws: :nws: :nws:https://mobile.twitter.com/alba201290/status/1329528503000293378/photo/1 :nws: :nws: :nws:

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Butterfly Valley posted:

Stolen from the schadenfreude thread, tangentially related to football

way to plagiarize my post jerk <:mad:>

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

What the hell is "pure duck" and how does this even happen

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

greazeball posted:

way to plagiarize my post jerk <:mad:>

Is it plagiarism if I literally said I stole it and where from? Anyway sorry for not quoting your name itp but I think we can all agree the weird grossly engorged dick is the real star of the show

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



look I see you trying to get in on my thing of being the guy who collects pics of swollen cocks

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.


:gonk:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
today i learned not to take 3 viagra at once

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Jose posted:

today i learned not to take 3 viagra at once

Whatever you do, don't take 10
https://www.latimes.com/sports/sportsnow/la-sp-lamar-odom-las-vegas-brothel-20151013-story.html

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010
Sweet Jesus.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

greazeball posted:

look I see you trying to get in on my thing of being the guy who collects pics of swollen cocks

pm sent

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

Lamar Oh, drat

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
I always wondered what the emoji would look like in real life

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Vegetable posted:

What the hell is "pure duck" and how does this even happen

The basic iPhone keyboard corrects gently caress to duck.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
David Villa accused of sexual harassment during his time in NY

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/nov/23/david-villa-sexual-harassment-allegations-new-york-city-fc-mls

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
I believe her. BUT it seems she allowed other players to hug and kiss her, so maybe david should be suing her for discrimination.

here's a more clear cut case. the preston player has been charged by the fa

https://twitter.com/ChrisIRobinson/status/1330185938732011521

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




not a footballer, but definitely feral: the head of PR for Azeri side/regular CL group-stage participants Qarabag said this on social media:

Nurlan Ibrahimov posted:

We must kill the Armenians. A child, a woman, an old man: it doesn't matter, you have to kill. No mercy, no compassion. If we don't kill, they will kill us and our children. Whatever happens, they have been doing it for 120 years. It is necessary to restore the "Difai", even to create a team of assassins.We must kill so that they do not dare to strike Barda, Ganja and our other territories. They must know that if one of us is killed, we will kill 100. We must kill. Let no one speak to me of mercy, of not being like them. The fire of a parent who buried a child in Ganja or Barda cannot be extinguished by comparing it with their pain. All people must be killed. All of them, to the last one.

UEFA gave him a life ban from football and ordered him to pay a fine of not less than €100k. i'm sure the Azeri government will give him a "loan" for that amount.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Ken Bates used to say worse than that in his programme notes every week smh games gone

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

the sex ghost posted:

Ken Bates used to say worse than that in his programme notes every week smh games gone

Did he?

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I didn’t realize Ibrahimovic was an Azeri surname

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Troy Queef posted:

not a footballer, but definitely feral: the head of PR for Azeri side/regular CL group-stage participants Qarabag said this on social media:

UEFA gave him a life ban from football and ordered him to pay a fine of not less than €100k. i'm sure the Azeri government will give him a "loan" for that amount.

“Well Done Baku”

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

sticksy posted:

“Well Done Baku”

lol

Backdoor Delivery
Nov 15, 2004

one cool dude


2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Troy Queef posted:

Ganja...cannot be extinguished

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

sticksy posted:

“Well Done Baku”

Baku welcomes us all.everyone except Armenians.

Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012
B-baku...

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://twitter.com/markysparky108/status/1334209956153847809

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

this is a good time to mourn the passing of chuck blazer, who many of us knew better as suqit

Brass Hand
Feb 27, 2020

I...it’s not like I wanted to vote for your hosting of a major tournament final

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sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Breath Ray posted:

this is a good time to mourn the passing of chuck blazer, who many of us knew better as suqit



lol at picking the most flattering, MySpace profile pic equivalent for that huge fat piece of poo poo.

look at this goddamn land manatee



This walking scooter-bound bezoar had a $6,000 Manhattan apartment in Trump Tower for his loving cats


This massively corpulent and fraudulent homunculus wore a wire for the FBI in order to rat out his fellow corrupt FIFA shitheads after he got busted for long-time tax evasion


May he Rest in Piss.

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