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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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anime tupac
Oct 25, 2010

stick your chest out, keep your head up, and handle it

Plinkey posted:

little cats try to kill you too, they just cant

I have only ever owned dogs whose entire raison d'etre was "HOW CAN I HELP OR BE FUNNY?? LOL :P" while my friends' cats usually knocked things off of their refrigerators so this aligns with what I suspected

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Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Good soup! posted:

lmao jesus christ

its almost av sized

https://i.imgur.com/4v7E8DH.mp4

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


resting mitch face posted:

it’s cool if men wear makeup. you should probably learn how to apply it first.

thats not makeup its victory sweat

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?

Maybe the mists of Raveloft will take it.

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/uvegNlp.mp4

turnip kid
May 24, 2010
https://twitter.com/dailycaller/status/1329596152862429185?s=21

Erwin the German
May 30, 2011

:3

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

CODChimera posted:

is that a new box? nah no way, she will be happy for a couple of hours at least

yeah, fresh off the porch today, she was going back and forth between her old box and new box all afternoon, but i think she likes the new one, it's more spacious

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?

Bootleg Trunks posted:

Melania lacks the staying power of Slavoj Zizek

Or Laibach for that matter.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Nim_Chimsky posted:

It's called Russiagate and it lasted 4 years.

nice try glen greenwald

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

DryGoods posted:

every cat will fight you but the size maters. for example, i could physically defeat dozens of house cats but only 2 maybe 3 lions

You have obviously not encountered my tortoiseshell cat

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
whats the over under on how many days after the inauguration that melanie files for divorce

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1329602736053252107?s=19

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Crusader posted:

woah

whats a snork

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
i will defeat any cat challenger here but i will take no pleasure in the deed

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?

WarMECH posted:

whats the over under on how many days after the inauguration that melanie files for divorce

Knowing Donnie, he's probably signed a lot of bad deals under her name to make sure she's thrown in federal prison soon as it happens.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

:3:

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




lol

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Homocow posted:

I bet the ultra wealthy are doing this too

We were doing it in the CSPAM COVID thread too at one point.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




lmao

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009


he has to be doing this gross poo poo on purpose right

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Plinkey posted:



She thinking about trying to kill me in my sleep

same

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



presidential dump tweets

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

do they have state-wide orgies

moving to Wyoming...

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009


what the gently caress is wrong with this woman. she sounds like shes about to cry and her arguments devolve into nonsense even quicker than gulianis

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
https://i.imgur.com/mRDlUic.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/V9Djb96.mp4

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

uh huh those sure are numbers mr president

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


yeah they just made it plainly obvious

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





filth elemental

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


if you put a blanket over teumps head he’ll instantly fall asleep

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?

CODChimera posted:

he has to be doing this gross poo poo on purpose right

He's set Italian-Americans further back than every mob movie combined.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

WarMECH posted:

whats the over under on how many days after the inauguration that melanie files for divorce

I bet she doesn't. She's his biggest enabler, and he is her cash cow.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


That's a photogenic dog.

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

DryGoods posted:

every cat will fight you but the size maters. for example, i could physically defeat dozens of house cats but only 2 maybe 3 lions

Lol. You’re delusional. Those lions you see in your local zoo, those aren’t real lions. They’re runts probably not capable of survival in the wild.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


the advanced algorithms went “ADD 100000 VOTES NOW”

anime tupac
Oct 25, 2010

stick your chest out, keep your head up, and handle it

there's the friendly cheetah post I was thinking about but too lazy to make!

good night trimop thread

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

holy poo poo, tucker says we broadcast UFO theories, we wanted to show this but she wont fuckign come on

goddamn lmao

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Tucker Carlson calls on Sidney Powell to release evidence of her claim that votes were moved illegitimately by software from Trump to Biden.

He says he would have given her "the whole hour" on his show but she refused to provide evidence and told them to stop contacting her for some unknown reason.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

It's very funny watching Donald Trump try to hang on a job he hates and doesn't even do.

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Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!

A man that truly understands how counting works

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