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Wow. Uh. Thanks for this gift. Very thoughtful! Haha! Wow! It even has a rope on it that fits right around my neck. Very stylish!
Put it on? Like...now? As in right this second? Yeah. Okay. Sure.
This sure is great. Wearing this albatross.
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Nov 20, 2020 15:24
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Oh...yeah, this'll go great with the monkey. (monkey chatters in agreement as he clings to my back)
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Nov 20, 2020 15:29
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(staring at a frog, horrified) Where?
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Nov 20, 2020 16:12
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- MY INEVITABLE DEBT
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I am lonely and spend most of my time on 4Chan talking about the superiority of BBC porn.
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has anyone seen my albatross? he's a portent of good tidings? massive, massive part of my luck. would absolutely lose my poo poo. i would just absooutely ruin this voyage. huge neck, big rear end bird, nobody has seen it? drat.
alright i guess ill just check around this mariner's neck
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Nov 20, 2020 16:27
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- Khanstant
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sorry OP, I know this riddle. take off that human corpse! we all know what you've done!!
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Nov 20, 2020 17:55
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Keeping my mouth pointedly shut, I show everyone I meet a sign that says "Have you seen a cat around here?"
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Nov 20, 2020 19:09
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- FutonForensic
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sure, i can help carry that mirror up to your apartment. ignore the grease on my hands, i've been eating lard
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Nov 20, 2020 21:10
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there are two skinny puppy songs that have an albatross around the neck in their lyrics
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Nov 21, 2020 01:15
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- Prof. Crocodile
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I think you'll find that tuna is the bird of the sea, tyvm.
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Nov 21, 2020 16:22
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- barnold
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what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
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triple birdie on the par 5? now that's an albatross
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Nov 21, 2020 16:47
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- Escape From Noise
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No, Charlie! Stooooooop!
But Charlie the horse won't stop
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Nov 21, 2020 16:50
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- Stoner Sloth
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I think you'll find that tuna is the bird of the sea, tyvm.
does this make the albatross the tuna of the sky?
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Nov 22, 2020 14:14
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does this make the albatross the tuna of the sky?
boy I don’t know. gonna need a ruling from the op on this one.
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Nov 22, 2020 16:12
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She's the PI mod of the sea
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Nov 24, 2020 05:26
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- free hubcaps
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my dad was a junior officer on a submarine in the 60s and on one patrol one of their crew shot an albatross, then he died not long after in a motorcycle accident
lesson: do not ride motorcycles
ty Saoshyant!
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Nov 24, 2020 22:34
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