Oh haha! An albatross!

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Escape From Noise

Wow. Uh. Thanks for this gift. Very thoughtful! Haha! Wow! It even has a rope on it that fits right around my neck. Very stylish!

Put it on? Like...now? As in right this second? Yeah. Okay. Sure.

This sure is great. Wearing this albatross.

# ? Nov 20, 2020 15:24

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 20:46

google THIS

Oh...yeah, this'll go great with the monkey. (monkey chatters in agreement as he clings to my back)

# ? Nov 20, 2020 15:29

google THIS

(staring at a frog, horrified) Where?

# ? Nov 20, 2020 16:12

MY INEVITABLE DEBT: I am lonely and spend most of my time on 4Chan talking about the superiority of BBC porn.

has anyone seen my albatross? he's a portent of good tidings? massive, massive part of my luck. would absolutely lose my poo poo. i would just absooutely ruin this voyage. huge neck, big rear end bird, nobody has seen it? drat.

alright i guess ill just check around this mariner's neck

# ? Nov 20, 2020 16:27

biosterous

my [23M] neck-albatross [32F], back-monkey [12M, capuchin], and white elephant [63M] have unionized, help

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he/him

# ? Nov 20, 2020 16:37

biosterous

The USGS have tracked Wisdom since she was tagged, and they have logged that Wisdom has flown over three million miles since 1956 (approximately 120 times the circumference of the Earth)

albatrosses are real cool yo

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he/him

# ? Nov 20, 2020 16:39

Khanstant

sorry OP, I know this riddle. take off that human corpse! we all know what you've done!!

# ? Nov 20, 2020 17:55

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Oh look, he's playing with the chip on my shoulder!

# ? Nov 20, 2020 18:32

alnilam

*showing you my photo album, we turn to a photo of me handing a crucifix to a grizzly* ah and this photo is my cross-to-bear

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Nov 20, 2020 18:54

google THIS

Keeping my mouth pointedly shut, I show everyone I meet a sign that says "Have you seen a cat around here?"

# ? Nov 20, 2020 19:09

Finger Prince

https://www.allaboutbirds.org/cams/royal-albatross/

# ? Nov 20, 2020 19:18

Heather Papps: hello friend

try giving it some milk of human kindness

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 20, 2020 19:36

FutonForensic

sure, i can help carry that mirror up to your apartment. ignore the grease on my hands, i've been eating lard

# ? Nov 20, 2020 21:10

The Voice of Labor

there are two skinny puppy songs that have an albatross around the neck in their lyrics

# ? Nov 21, 2020 01:15

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

the bird of the sea

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# ? Nov 21, 2020 01:19

Prof. Crocodile

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

the bird of the sea

I think you'll find that tuna is the bird of the sea, tyvm.

# ? Nov 21, 2020 16:22

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

triple birdie on the par 5? now that's an albatross

# ? Nov 21, 2020 16:47

Escape From Noise

No, Charlie! Stooooooop!

But Charlie the horse won't stop

# ? Nov 21, 2020 16:50

Stoner Sloth

Prof. Crocodile posted:

I think you'll find that tuna is the bird of the sea, tyvm.

does this make the albatross the tuna of the sky?

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# ? Nov 22, 2020 14:14

Prof. Crocodile

Stoner Sloth posted:

does this make the albatross the tuna of the sky?

boy I don�t know. gonna need a ruling from the op on this one.

# ? Nov 22, 2020 16:12

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Stoner Sloth posted:

does this make the albatross the tuna of the sky?

yep

# ? Nov 22, 2020 23:53

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

mom said it would look nice with my hair shirt

# ? Nov 23, 2020 22:51

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

Prof. Crocodile posted:

I think you'll find that tuna is the bird of the sea, tyvm.

this means chicken is the cow of the sky or maybe not i don't know college was a blur

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Nov 24, 2020 05:07

google THIS

Prof. Crocodile posted:

I think you'll find that tuna is the bird of the sea, tyvm.

confirmed

# ? Nov 24, 2020 05:21

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

google THIS posted:

confirmed

why is the mermaid even there

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Nov 24, 2020 05:22

google THIS

She's the PI mod of the sea

# ? Nov 24, 2020 05:26

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

google THIS posted:

She's the PI mod of the sea

deep

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Nov 24, 2020 05:27

Ass-penny

google THIS posted:

She's the PI mod of the sea

Literally a Fish

# ? Nov 24, 2020 06:47

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

ahhh the albatross. the fish of the sea!

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# ? Nov 24, 2020 08:04

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Displeased Moo Cow posted:

ahhh the albatross. the fish of the sea!

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# ? Nov 24, 2020 10:15

SIDS Vicious

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

ahhh the albatross. the fish of the sea!

manatees are the whale of the sea

# ? Nov 24, 2020 15:41

alexandriao

biosterous posted:

my [23M] neck-albatross [32F], back-monkey [12M, capuchin], and white elephant [63M] have unionized, help

# ? Nov 24, 2020 17:44

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Pahilla the Hun posted:

why is the mermaid even there

ill be honest w/ you bud, id be surprised if there wasnt any mermaid in that tin

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# ? Nov 24, 2020 22:10

free hubcaps

my dad was a junior officer on a submarine in the 60s and on one patrol one of their crew shot an albatross, then he died not long after in a motorcycle accident

lesson: do not ride motorcycles

ty Saoshyant!

# ? Nov 24, 2020 22:34

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 20:46

alexandriao

Making the mistake of hanging my friend, Al Bert Ross, around my neck

# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:28

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