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steinrokkan posted:Are there Brazilian places that make normal pizza without choclate and catupiry and weird stuffed tumor crust, and how quickly do they go bankrupt? normal flavors are mostly normal, you'll never go wrong with mozzarella except for cheaper places skimping out on cheese i don't post the good stuff here because it's the worst pizza thread not the best Porfiriato posted:Is....is there actually a hot dog in the Kit Kat hot dog? I'm not sure I'm ready to handle the answer to this question. no Ziv Zulander posted:It's a cheese that tastes like a salty, lightly sweet caramel. Goes well with a tart apple. huh, seems nice, i'd try it SniperWoreConverse posted:what is in the sushi probably nutella and rice, every fast food has to have a nutella version, it is known anyway back to instadiabetes pizza
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I'd give gjetost a whirl if it wasn't $17 for a brick that I probably won't be able to finish Seems like it'd make for a terrible pizza cheese in any circumstance, but so does catupiry so who knows
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# ? Nov 17, 2020 20:36 |
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gjetost, caramelized onions, bacon, beets? hard to think of something that would work
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# ? Nov 17, 2020 23:09 |
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That squeezy catupiry kind of looks like primula cheese. It's okay on sufficiently burned toast, if you don't have cream cheese or butter. It had a complete recall back in June, at least in the UK, because a bottle got contaminated with botulism. Grows a nasty skin under direct heat though
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# ? Nov 18, 2020 00:26 |
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Mozi posted:gjetost, caramelized onions, bacon, beets? Pyrotoad posted:Grows a nasty skin under direct heat though
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# ? Nov 18, 2020 00:35 |
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Gjetost sucks and there is no pizza application it'd work with. Also $17 a brick, holy poo poo...I live in the Midwest rear end end of nowhere and it's less than half that
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# ? Nov 18, 2020 00:36 |
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I've googled gjetos and from the looks and decription of it, it seems like something you'd eat if you thought American was too fancy
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# ? Nov 18, 2020 00:43 |
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Why does every drat thread on these forums have to breakdown into re-litigating Gjetost?
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# ? Nov 18, 2020 01:58 |
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cheese gje so what
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# ? Nov 18, 2020 02:15 |
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I grew up in the corner of Connecticut, Rhode Island, and Massachusetts, and there pizza is pronounced “pizzer” and that alone makes it bad pizza.
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# ? Nov 18, 2020 02:22 |
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Again from the AFP thread:Cheese Thief posted:
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# ? Nov 18, 2020 03:31 |
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shadow puppet of a posted:Why does every drat thread on these forums have to breakdown into re-litigating Gjetost? Its unique, a little odd, and fine. But are we not goons?
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# ? Nov 18, 2020 07:38 |
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^^ looks like it's trying to escape
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# ? Nov 18, 2020 07:39 |
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The_Continental posted:Its unique, a little odd, and fine. But are we not goons? WE ARE DEVO
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# ? Nov 18, 2020 08:32 |
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steinrokkan posted:I've googled gjetos and from the looks and decription of it, it seems like something you'd eat if you thought American was too fancy No? It’s good stuff. It’s very different from other cheeses, you don’t really use it in sandwiches or anything
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# ? Nov 18, 2020 08:48 |
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im gje(tost)
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# ? Nov 19, 2020 02:12 |
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Geitost/brunost has exactly two uses in Norway. You either put it on sliced bread or in a waffle. In some rare cases you can use it to sweeten a sauce. Any person who uses it for anything else, let alone a pizza is a hipster shithead. It's not fancy or exotic, it's one of the most bog standard everyday parts of our diet. It's the bologna of cheese. Lodin fucked around with this message at 09:35 on Nov 19, 2020 |
# ? Nov 19, 2020 09:33 |
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Looks like some puzzle from a room escape game. "Escape the Terrible Pizza Place"
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# ? Nov 19, 2020 14:25 |
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I don't know what this is. It's probably good? And my new favorite:
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# ? Nov 19, 2020 14:34 |
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Mmmm corn, peas, and small pastries
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# ? Nov 19, 2020 15:43 |
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TheAardvark posted:
In order: * A Hawaiian pizza with a sprinkling of corn and bad lighting. Looks a little wet too, but again, lighting. * Other than hellfarts the biggest problem is the artlessness of the presentation. Dice those eggs and artichokes, spread them evenly, and it's got (rear end-wrecking) potential. * Soft liquid cheese and crunchy pastry is a good combo, I'd probably give that a shot. * Corn wibbles, shrimp, and veggies? Deal me in.
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# ? Nov 19, 2020 15:50 |
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Hasturtium posted:* Other than hellfarts the biggest problem is the artlessness of the presentation. Dice those eggs and artichokes, spread them evenly, and it's got (rear end-wrecking) potential. You're overthinking it, someone had a nice Nicoise Salad and was sick on a pizza, nothing less, nothing more
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# ? Nov 19, 2020 15:53 |
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Is corn wibbles a scientific term?
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# ? Nov 19, 2020 15:54 |
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Scrotum Modem posted:Looks like some puzzle from a room escape game. "Escape the Terrible Pizza Place"
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# ? Nov 19, 2020 15:56 |
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Lodin posted:Geitost/brunost has exactly two uses in Norway. You either put it on sliced bread or in a waffle. In some rare cases you can use it to sweeten a sauce. While I appreciate your input as a Norwegian. The idea that this insanely rich, yet weirdly salty-sweet, roof-of-the-mouth-coating substance could be considered normal is a testament to the absurdity of nordic cuisine generally. The poo poo is fuckin' weird and so are you. Most people outside of the upper latitudes have NO idea what it is, and are understandably confused. That being said. I've made some really nice desserts with it, specifically a sauternes/gjetost sort of brulee with green apples and some crumbly bits.
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# ? Nov 19, 2020 16:13 |
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TheAardvark posted:And my new favorite: Asparagus, corn, shrimps? Would, to be honest.
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# ? Nov 19, 2020 16:14 |
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TheAardvark posted:Is corn wibbles a scientific term? Only in the Wibbles region of France.
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# ? Nov 19, 2020 21:28 |
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TheAardvark posted:And my new favorite: This pizza appears to be fizzy. Why is it fizzy?
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 20:31 |
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Hold on, is there even sauce on that bad boy? It’s like a Magic Eye
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 21:20 |
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Hell, if you want real pizza innovation you don't even have to leave the country! Assuming you're in Taiwan.
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 21:35 |
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The first two look fine though I wouldn't refer to them as pizzas, the third one disquiets me.
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 21:37 |
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 21:41 |
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The "worm infested dog poop special"
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 21:43 |
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This pizza is far too tall
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 21:46 |
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Cactus cum pizza is really popular here
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 21:46 |
this can't be saffron, what the hell is it
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 21:51 |
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Let's be optimistic and call it beetroot shavings.
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 21:54 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:this can't be saffron, what the hell is it saffron, sausage and anchovies. lol
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 22:00 |
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Mmmmm spiders and fish
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