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Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007

President Trump has signed an executive order requiring Scott Adams to illustrate Dogbert having sex with Garfield.

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://twitter.com/CopingMAGA/status/1327325357071097858?s=20

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008
I have to admit it blew my mind the first time that someone told me liberals need to stop watching so much Fox news, but I'm kind of used to it now

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.
It blows my mind that the uroboros is swallowing Fox News.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004


https://twitter.com/lodgepolepines/status/1329096182879105027

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

https://twitter.com/PhilipMichaels/status/1328852965067681793

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhUq-pEfjvA

Uglycat
Dec 4, 2000
MORE INDISPUTABLE PROOF I AM BAD AT POSTING
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Arabian Jesus
Feb 15, 2008

We've got the American Jesus
Bolstering national faith

We've got the American Jesus
Overwhelming millions every day

https://twitter.com/AllegedlyMiri/status/1329576726817599492?s=19

Octatonic
Sep 7, 2010


What is happening in this image? I tried to reverse image search and found nothing.

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

Octatonic posted:

What is happening in this image? I tried to reverse image search and found nothing.

They're helpfully pulling that man's pants up

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Solidarity is a feeling that surpasses all other feelings except maybe love.

But it is love.

(No American goon will ever "get" it because they're fuckface computer touchers.)

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



3D Megadoodoo posted:


(No American goon will ever "get" it because they're fuckface computer touchers.)

gently caress I wish, then I’d have a chair at work

spooky ghost
Feb 11, 2020



Lipstick Apathy


:piss:

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


"Multiple people poo poo at mall" pretty much describes my time in retail.

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.
They might have been running the 5 for 5 at the food court Arby's.

That'll do that.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


https://twitter.com/OldPersonOnline/status/1329777303677771779

Kobal2
Apr 29, 2019
A thousand bucks a month for a no-nut capsule ? The gently caress ?! Even in crazy-rent Paris you can probably get 15-20 square meters for that (that'd be 0.003 football fields, for our American readers)

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Kobal2 posted:

A thousand bucks a month for a no-nut capsule ? The gently caress ?! Even in crazy-rent Paris you can probably get 15-20 square meters for that (that'd be 0.003 football fields, for our American readers)

The proper unit of measure in this case is 0.03 frog ponds

Natty Ninefingers
Feb 17, 2011

The Bloop posted:

The proper unit of measure in this case is 0.03 frog ponds

What does that come out to in toad holes.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1330079395483164673?s=20

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I... I can see the privacy curtains?

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I... I can see the privacy curtains?

what a chump, already did more research for a forum post than they did for their ad copy

never look at any photos without compensation

spaced ninja
Apr 10, 2009


Toilet Rascal

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I... I can see the privacy curtains?

Sorry friend, those are podvacy curtains.

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord

The Holy Mountain posted:

My name is Lut, my planet is Pluto, my business is Architecture.

When we built this multi-family complex, we made a big mistake, we lost money. We gave them small gardens and windows, we installed water, lighting and heating systems — this was a wrong concept. A man doesn't need a home, all he needs is a shelter.

If we can sell him on the idea of a shelter, we can make millions.

The worker will come here only to sleep. He won't need electricity or water. He won't have to cook. We'll condition him to eat at the factory.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

https://twitter.com/bheater/status/1329801473144877056?s=19

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.
https://twitter.com/MichaelFromIL/status/1330214883779112962?s=19

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Remarkable thread of real world dril'ing. Seriously read to the end.

https://twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/1330328229761183744?s=19

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

Wistful of Dollars posted:

Remarkable thread of real world dril'ing. Seriously read to the end.

https://twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/1330328229761183744?s=19

Life imitating art, or art imitating life. :thunk:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

Weird assignment of titles. Also stupid because it would remove the best progressives from the Congress. But whoever thought Bernie should be DefSec?

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Heck Yes! Loam! posted:

Life imitating art, or art imitating life. :thunk:

Didnt post the best one https://twitter.com/respectablelaw/status/1330410713899278336?s=21

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009


That's why I said read the chain. didn't want to spoil the ending. :v:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes


i was really hoping this was true for just that split second

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


I want them to put a muslim in charge of the DHS, just to see how many conservative heads would spontaneously implode.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

It might be the best way to get DHS disbanded, which would be a good thing. It's a stupid department that never should have existed.

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1330905973653958656

Dr Kool-AIDS fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Nov 23, 2020

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

KozmoNaut posted:

I want them to put a muslim in charge of the DHS, just to see how many conservative heads would spontaneously implode.

:hmmyes:

https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1330306323322441728?s=19

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


"Her tiddies are so big she has to pay admission twice to get in the baths lmao" *dabs in Latin* - Martialis

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