PYF Comic: The only time I'm pathetic... Is when I'm making sweet love to my wife!

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Johnny Aztec posted:

There was an episode of Star Trek- The Next Generation in which Troi inherits items from her grandmother, which includes a diary, and a haunted candle, which when lit, produces a hunky man. The diary is filled with erotic tales, written by the grandmother, about her trysts with the candle-ghost.

Troi reads the diary, and fucks the ghost.

OK I'm a (compared to such whimps as Jean-Bigger-Luke-Picard or That Beard Guy) hunky guy but I didn't read all of that here's my PEBIS *transporter sounds*

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

*flex'ck's mus musculus*

*) a mouse

# ? Nov 20, 2020 23:47

Mr Havafap: Mar 27, 2005; The wurst kind of sausage

Carthag Tuek posted:

sandwiches are an anglophone invention

you can have cheese and meats, and bread and even greens, but if you want to eat like we do on the continent, you may not put them together in layers like a decadent englishman or a veritable bumstead

Hey Carthag do you live in Copenhagen?
Because if you do you don't technically live on the continent, and you don't speak for us.
Poseur.

# ? Nov 20, 2020 23:47

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Johnny Aztec posted:

There was an episode of Star Trek- The Next Generation in which Troi inherits items from her grandmother, which includes a diary, and a haunted candle, which when lit, produces a hunky man. The diary is filled with erotic tales, written by the grandmother, about her trysts with the candle-ghost.

Troi reads the diary, and fucks the ghost.

Why are you telling people not to light the candle?

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gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

Prefers to curse the darkness?

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

gleebster posted:

Prefers to curse the darkness?

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titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Light the sex candle hail satan

# ? Nov 20, 2020 23:54

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Happy

page everyone

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Satan is a bad dude. Like God or Hitler or something.

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Bogmonster: Oct 17, 2007; The Bogey is a philosopher who knows

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

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LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Cartoon Man posted:

loving sick, hail satan.

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Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Cartoon Man posted:

Werewolf Jones: The Beginning

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Stroop There It Is: Mar 11, 2012

Cartoon Man posted:

WISE FWUM YOR GRAVE

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Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Mr Havafap posted:

Hey Carthag do you live in Copenhagen?
Because if you do you don't technically live on the continent, and you don't speak for us.
Poseur.

I live on the one true continent. it is very small, but very good. i dont like the people from the south or the west, they are from other parts of the country so they are not true. but this island is the one continent.

e: honestly i dont like the ones from the city either

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ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

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ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

VanSandman posted:

Posting without thinking is enlightenment.

also drunk posting

Carthag Tuek posted:

its a good think drunk-posting is no longer in itself bannable

yeah

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Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

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RBA Starblade: Apr 28, 2008; Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

ChubbyChecker posted:

I've seen this before but never knew what the context was

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Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

Stroop There It Is posted:

WISE FWUM YOR GRAVE

^{Welcome to your doom!}

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LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

ChubbyChecker posted:

Holy poo poo LOL!

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ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

RBA Starblade posted:

I've seen this before but never knew what the context was

who
cares
?

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Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

I don't care if this one was already posted, it deserves its place on this page

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Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

Johnny Aztec posted:

There was an episode of Star Trek- The Next Generation in which Troi inherits items from her grandmother, which includes a diary, and a haunted candle, which when lit, produces a hunky man. The diary is filled with erotic tales, written by the grandmother, about her trysts with the candle-ghost.

Troi reads the diary, and fucks the ghost.

It was definitely Dr. Crusher, and also the candle was slowly killing her, like a year per gently caress or something.

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ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

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_HA! HA!_
/ HA!

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END OF AN ERROR: May 16, 2003; IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh

ChubbyChecker posted:

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What does I�m off out mean

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ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

END OF AN ERROR posted:

What does I�m off out mean

God Moves in a Mysterious Way

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Game Overman: May 23, 2004; under the radar

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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

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ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Game Overman posted:

lmao

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Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Game Overman posted:

gently caress Wearwolf Jones, always ruining everything.

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LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Game Overman posted:

WWJ is a real buzz kill

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LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

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Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

LifeSunDeath posted:

I mean, a doctor couldn't actually do much to help. Depending on the glue you need to go to a hardware store or just wait for your skin to naturally slough off.

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

END OF AN ERROR posted:

What does I�m off out mean

Of out hot eat the food.

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CPColin: Sep 9, 2003; Big ol' smile.

I drew this in 2006:

I knew it was hacky back then, too; don't worry.

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

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Slowpoke Rodriguez: Jun 20, 2009

Paladinus posted:

That demon shows suprise just like a bear who found out there is no gingerale.

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Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

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Arrhythmia: Jul 22, 2011

Captain Hygiene posted:

If you wanna know his number I can give you a fuckin hint: it's three digits long.

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