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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

sephiRoth IRA posted:

Watcha gonna do with all that... shell... inside those jeans?
Whatcha gonna do with all that carapace, all that carapace inside of that canvas?

Knormal has a new favorite as of 03:35 on Nov 21, 2020

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/rohanramdni/status/1329375303697719296?s=21

Tangents
Aug 23, 2008

https://twitter.com/ryanfb/status/1327338836725288960?s=20

number 1 snake fan
Jul 16, 2018

Knormal posted:

Whatcha gonna do with all that carapace, all that carapace inside of that canvas?

Can you at least try to get the meter right?

https://twitter.com/TheAliciaKraft/status/1329950063636967425?s=19

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Even in his performative anti sexist stuff, he's making a woman perform an important but underappreciated job

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

https://twitter.com/jerdbertly/status/1329493076340051971



Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



:wal: :stat:: "ohhhh-hyo-hyo-hyo-hyo!"

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

The quality of this is outstanding.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

I say this same thing to ladies and they love me for it except replace Joe Rogan Podcast with Spongebob Squarecast.

Squidster
Oct 7, 2008

✋😢Life's just better with Ominous Gloves🤗🧤
The replies on that tweet are exactly what - and who - you expect.

Endymion FRS MK1
Oct 29, 2011

I don't know what this thing is, and I don't care. I'm just tired of seeing your stupid newbie av from 2011.

Somehow the only time this has happened to me was a girl telling me about him. Never had a guy bring him up

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Endymion FRS MK1 posted:

Somehow the only time this has happened to me was a girl telling me about him. Never had a guy bring him up

You probably aren't going on tinder dates with men, just guessing.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

The venn diagram of these women and women who date serial killers in prison is just a circle, I'm guessing

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


The Little Death posted:

Especially because even at high altitude, the size of the detonation needed for an EMP to fry something like short wave radios in a large area would definitely shower you with a lot of radiation too. Which will probably be a bigger problem.

I'd be more worried about a coronal mass ejection causing an EMP because unlike a nuclear exchange, that poo poo has happened in the past and will happen again in the future.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Gravitas Shortfall posted:

I'd be more worried about a coronal mass ejection causing an EMP because unlike a nuclear exchange, that poo poo has happened in the past and will happen again in the future.

Sure, but a coronal mass ejection isn't going to fry your radio. The effect is proportional to the size of the conductor. So it will knock out the power. But you don't need to faraday cage your electronics to protect them from it. That specific part of the narrative is where it falls into dumb power fantasy. Only he will have taken the extra special steps needed beyond the standard emergency preparedness advice, and he will be king poo poo because of it. Also a faraday cage has to be thick enough and properly grounded to offer protection to whatever's inside, which I'm somehow doubting will be the case with a trash can.

Beelzebufo has a new favorite as of 08:08 on Nov 21, 2020

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Endymion FRS MK1 posted:

Somehow the only time this has happened to me was a girl telling me about him. Never had a guy bring him up

Already familiar Because The Internet, had an acquaintance bring him up during a game of darts in the before times

Later he described the Libertarian Party as a "third option" in politics but got weirdly angry then reserved when I asked if he had strong opinions about weed legalization or age of consent laws, hmmm

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Riot Carol Danvers posted:

The venn diagram of these women and women who date serial killers in prison is just a circle, I'm guessing

A senile man who lives like he's got some money and looks like he's on the brink of death and could quite conceivably need a way to shield his assets from a shitload of civil and criminal lawsuits in the very near future is like the ultimate catch for top level fraudsters.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

FFT posted:

Later he described the Libertarian Party as a "third option" in politics but got weirdly angry then reserved when I asked if he had strong opinions about weed legalization or age of consent laws, hmmm

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

She's a pretty good actor

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
What is the sound effect from?

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Josef bugman posted:

What is the sound effect from?

I didn't watch the movie (and I know that's a failure on my part), but according to the replies that's the Prowler's theme from Into the Spider-Verse.

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Cleretic posted:

I didn't watch the movie (and I know that's a failure on my part), but according to the replies that's the Prowler's theme from Into the Spider-Verse.

Yeah, and its used really well in the movie too. I think its a slowed down elephant...scream? or something.

What do elephants do? Toot?

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Roblo posted:

Yeah, and its used really well in the movie too. I think its a slowed down elephant...scream? or something.

What do elephants do? Toot?

Remember

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Roblo posted:


What do elephants do? Toot?





flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Right, it's slowed down elephant satchmos

Prof. Spaceman
May 1, 2007

NOPE

Here we see the majestic African Elephants in their natural state. Looks like one of the males is signaling to the pack that it is time to move to a new watering hole across the savannah. Let's take a listen.

"PHOTOGRAPH OF JAZZ LEGEND LOUIS ARMSTRONG!!!!"

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Nature is so majestic

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014
*mambo number 5 voice* the trompet

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


https://twitter.com/ok_girlfriend/status/1329850124936286213

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ambamtaylor/status/1329902799522553861

https://twitter.com/julianpopov/status/1329726890307891205

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Somebody watches Eons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvfR3XLXPvw


number 1 snake fan posted:

Can you at least try to get the meter right?
No.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/VeryBadLlama/status/1330228789859725315

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Roblo posted:

What do elephants do? Toot?

Pröööööh.

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
https://twitter.com/blainecapatch/status/1330298545241468934?s=20

:jewish:

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Roblo posted:

Yeah, and its used really well in the movie too. I think its a slowed down elephant...scream? or something.

What do elephants do? Toot?

I agree- it's possibly the best instance I've ever seen of music establishing how terrifying a pursuer is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP5BL7SrK8A

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/PatrickAllies/status/1330550464014905344

e: Read this thread. It's a gorgeously written, painful memoir.

https://twitter.com/gnrosenberg/status/1330567098121252868

Arsenic Lupin has a new favorite as of 21:03 on Nov 22, 2020

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/uhhdamn/status/1330382578516332545

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

I'd be more worried about a coronal mass ejection causing an EMP because unlike a nuclear exchange, that poo poo has happened in the past and will happen again in the future.

Heck you'd have more luck averting a nuke so it feels unnecessary to worry

Anyway all this was just an excuse to say if we have such an ejection just flag down a passing GCU, you can use my sub etha sens-o-matic

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

https://twitter.com/maxcookie/status/1330267080898322433?s=21

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/banalplay/status/1330548944603066371?s=19

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