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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Bout to start filming now I'll have the video posted in an hour or two hopefully

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Chick peas cooking in apple juice is an interesting smell

HugeGrossBurrito fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Nov 21, 2020

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

HugeGrossBurrito posted:


Chick peas cooking in apple sauce is an interesting smell

I;m thinking about thos peas.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
may the gods of kitchen stadium be with you

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
The making of the huge gross burrito, you can hear me breathing heavily at the end because I inhaled oyster fumes and was trying not to vomit lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgccI_OOseg&feature=youtu.be

Sorry about the vertical filming the wife was too shocked by what was going on to remember but the eating will be horizonal video

HugeGrossBurrito fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Nov 21, 2020

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Dude I never said you had to COOK the oysters!!!!! Jesus

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Link is malformed.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Scarodactyl posted:

Link is malformed.

should be fixed now, and lets just say this, I did not finish the burrito not even close, holy poo poo. Uploading the eating now lol

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
video is stuck at 0% processing every time I try to upload it not sure what to do

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
drat surstromming woulda been overkill

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
YouTube knows better than to let this happen

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIc5UiivC0g&feature=youtu.be

it uploaded so yeah ill post the ingredients if you make it and can eat more than me you can be ik for a month or give me a sixer once a day for a month or something.

I have decided not to endorse this burrito

edit- the wife is happy because I cleaned the kitchen and upstairs to make the video so all and all a good night lol

HugeGrossBurrito fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Nov 22, 2020

Metaline
Aug 20, 2003


Kitty!

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Congratulations on the birth of your child.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
The closeup at 10 minutes looks like it could be a legit delicious indian burrito

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I took it upon myself to provide some closed captioning services.











Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge
May 8, 2006

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"
every time your cat looks at you'll both know they saw you do this

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Relax Or DIE posted:

every time your cat looks at you'll both know they saw you do this

I watched her barf while the other cat ate it immediately we are even now

TeachesOfPeaches
Jan 25, 2019

TheAardvark posted:

The closeup at 10 minutes looks like it could be a legit delicious indian burrito

I know, it looked like it could have had like pickled red onions or something in it. But nope.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
jfc HGB

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I am legit surprised at the reaction to the chickpeas in apple juice. I was certain going in that the biggest hurdle would be the tuna juice tortillas.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

TheAardvark posted:

I am legit surprised at the reaction to the chickpeas in apple juice. I was certain going in that the biggest hurdle would be the tuna juice tortillas.

I tried a little bit of just the tortilla after and it really was fine.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
:911:
You actually went through distinct stages from cognitive deterioration to emotional to physical.
An honourable performance.

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Vomit, regret and bonus catte.

Bravo.

Also give smoked oysters a chance! They may look foul but they are delicious on toast.

I uh, don't recommend frying them though. The drat things have already been boiled, smoked, salted and soaked in oil. You can only process food so many times before it stops being food.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Fruits of the sea posted:

Bravo.

Also give smoked oysters a chance! They may look foul but they are delicious on toast.

I uh, don't recommend frying them though. The drat things have already been boiled, smoked, salted and soaked in oil. You can only process food so many times before it stops being food.

lol yeah i have two more packs and I will try them like that

Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

lol yeah i have two more packs and I will try them like that

Make another burrito

Fanelien
Nov 23, 2003

bravo HGB, didn't expect something quite so gross to be produced and actually consumed.


Also love your new red text burt.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I watched her barf while the other cat ate it immediately we are even now

Very nice

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Someone make this guy a mod or something

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Fanelien posted:

Also love your new red text burt.

Hmm, his also has a boner call at the end. I wonder if we have the same mysterious benefactor?

pecan
Nov 1, 2020

this is violence

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

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Xaintrailles posted:

Congratulations on the birth of your child.

"Saturn Devouring His Huge Gross Burrito"

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


Majorian posted:

"Saturn Devouring His Huge Gross Burrito"




Maybe better:


Also, I was retching watching you make that thing and am amazed you actually took a bite out of it

skeleton warrior fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Nov 22, 2020

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

You are a goddamn hero HGB.

How did your wife feel watching you make/eat that thing?

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

good effort HGB

lol

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
I'm so happy to see that even in 2020 the internet can still produce wonderful things

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Promises made, promises kept!

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

Holy poo poo HGB. After you puked the first time I thought you were through but you really went back in there.
Very good cat.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Gross

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

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C'est magnifique.:golfclap:

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