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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i've moved beyond actual books of any quality. now i almost exclusively read amateur fiction better suited as toilet paper than reading material. it's even better when the garbage fiction was originally in a different language and the english translation is also really bad.

i'm a wee bit broken.

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showbiz_liz
Jun 2, 2008

Pththya-lyi posted:

You say that like a ton of authors didn't start out in fan fiction, let alone created their "original" fiction by filing the serial numbers off their fics. It's too late to close the barn door, the horses are already out signing 3-book deals.

Naomi Novik, who recently won a Nebula for a great original novel, broke into publishing with a book series based on fanfic that was basically "what if Master and Commander, but with dragons?"

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Snake Dance posted:

The only dilemma I face any more is whether I should read the utter trash that are Battletech novels or Warhammer novels. I am free.

right now on humble bundle their scifi book bundle has the entirety of TekWar and I’m tempted for that alone

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1330348240487714819?s=20

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Which one? He doesn't specify.

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

showbiz_liz posted:

Naomi Novik, who recently won a Nebula for a great original novel, broke into publishing with a book series based on fanfic that was basically "what if Master and Commander, but with dragons?"

Yeah, Monster of Elendhaven, which I really love, was based on D&D fanfiction. It's a great proving ground for writers imo

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Poniard posted:

i mean, cspam is supposed to turn into 4chan 3 or whatever and funnel in the qanon people after their brains have been further destroyed for their 10bux. havent you read the cspam agenda in the mod forum and qcs

Lol if you havent figured out the real trajectory of CSPAM is literally the HIS44.com forums, but for Bernie. Gonna be unironic supporters of the Carlson/Cotton ticket in here by 2024.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Gonna be unironic supporters of the Carlson/Cotton ticket in here by 2024.

Not sure why you think ideological diversity is a bad thing but go off I guess

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/AndrewFeinberg/status/1330343716469547011

Maybe this Sidney Powell is worth listening to after all :thunkher:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/WitchAnarchy/status/1330211874319773697

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/AndrewFeinberg/status/1330343716469547011

Maybe this Sidney Powell is worth listening to after all :thunkher:

the ton of usually sane lefty parapolitics types giving her any benefit of the doubt despite her being a “Venezuela and China are stealing the election for Biden” crank is disheartening

folks, remember that being a lawyer isn’t so much an indicator of competence to knowledge or truth as it is a marker of insanity!

(this goes for all advanced degrees)

also the idea that Bernie won the plurality of the primary vote in 2016 puts a lot of naive faith in the typical Democratic primary voter

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Wheeee posted:

hmmm best check the last page of this book just to be sure it's not going to be upsetting...

"He bows to the fiddlers and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite, the judge. He wafts his hat and the lunar dome of his skull passes palely under the lamps and he swings about and takes possession of one of the fiddles and he pirouettes and makes a pass, two passes, dancing and fiddling at once. His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die."

o wow this seems like a fun and pleasant book i cant wait!

that's a good one

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzIHyF7UWY4

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
hell yeah but if you're gonna post that one you've also gotta have this extremely cspam one too about gymkata

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvmBjhxpXwA

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!
Just Lol that there are posters on Cspam defending people who are afraid of books having things like "narrative development" and "plot twists".

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
honestly this whole discussion is reminding me of arguments i had where i had the gall to say that all design elements in video games dont all have to exist to be fun or even enjoyable

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
This is what happens when kids are brought up on literature that's like 90% 'the kid has a fun adventure with a new friend/adorable animal, oh no the friend/animal dies suddenly right at the end with no real build up or reason'.

bellows lugosi
Aug 9, 2003



a new era of mike lindell thought

Avynte
Jun 30, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

galagazombie posted:

Just Lol that there are posters on Cspam defending people who are afraid of books having things like "narrative development" and "plot twists".

harry potter is truly the scourge of generations

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Animorphs though.

showbiz_liz
Jun 2, 2008

Volcott posted:

Animorphs though.

Andalites:Democrats::Animorphs:Antifa

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

galagazombie posted:

Just Lol that there are posters on Cspam defending people who are afraid of books having things like "narrative development" and "plot twists".

lol these people would've censored goosebumps if they'd been in charge

Geshtal
Nov 8, 2006

So that's the post you've decided to go with, is it?

galagazombie posted:

Just Lol that there are posters on Cspam defending people who are afraid of books having things like "narrative development" and "plot twists".

Which makes even less sense after you remember that cliffs notes are a thing. You can't get sad at an ending if you're never invested in the story. Problem solved.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

steven universe had three seperate endings but he's still a fascist lover and should be shattered for space liberalism

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Pogroms are starting in Surrey

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


WaryWarren posted:

Move over, Scott Baio. Hey guess what? Silver Spoons has been accused of domestic violence against a woman too!

https://twitter.com/LLinWood/status/1329966680991264769?s=20

ricky schroeder played a cop on tv so the wife beating just fits his character

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020

Mantis42 posted:



they fetishize being weak

if the book youre reading/movie youre watching etc doesnt make you feel like poo poo it probably isnt challenging you at all so it sucks tbh

i mean this unironically

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Inceltown posted:

Pogroms are starting in Surrey



oh come now, do they hand out nobels for ATTEMPTED chemistry?

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

if the book youre reading/movie youre watching etc doesnt make you feel like poo poo it probably isnt challenging you at all so it sucks tbh

i mean this unironically

read greg egan, most of his books give me a plesant headache feeling because you need a math degree to understand how the story's physics work. or else ur a weak babby brain

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

It's summer in Australia now and we all know what that means

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1330360255449100294?s=20

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



i love when people use that quote cause they, uhh, came and took it

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Has the repeated trials of the Burger King man getting kicked off of airplanes this past month been posted yet? Content warning: he likes to say the n-word a lot.

https://twitter.com/KING__MEKA/status/1319027422432534528?s=20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYzvV5_-lc8

https://streamable.com/4o2ku2


don't ask me why each video is from a different website host, that's how i got em

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/ThePurp_Bandit/status/1330398068622184451

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

T-man posted:

read greg egan, most of his books give me a plesant headache feeling because you need a math degree to understand how the story's physics work. or else ur a weak babby brain

Anyone who says they understand the last 1/4 of Permutation City is loving lying.

Most of the others, not as bad.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




gay_crimes posted:

good_fanfiction

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snoo
Jul 5, 2007




i have a friend who never shuts the gently caress up about her extremely nsfw gay slash fanfiction of two characters from some anime rpg no one loving cares about and she received death threats over

yes she's a grown assed adult

that's all I need to know about ao3 thank you

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Engels wrote Marx fan fiction

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Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



cspam writes fanfiction of donald j trump

but the divine comedy was a self insert fanfiction, so who can say

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