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Nov 22, 2020 09:21
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Hungry Computer posted:Decorator Crabs Who's the prettiest of them all? it's all of them 
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Nov 22, 2020 11:03
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crab https://i.imgur.com/cpsJHbm.mp4
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Nov 22, 2020 18:13
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barbecue at the folks posted:Who's the prettiest of them all? it's all of them It's like being asked which of your children is your favorite, if your children had ascended to the highest tier of evolutionary development
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Nov 22, 2020 18:59
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I personally could never love my own children unless they metamorphose into crabs
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Nov 22, 2020 19:00
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Mak0rz posted:I personally could never love my own children unless they metamorphose into crabs it would probably look something like these two mixed together (no crab animorphs wtf)   good news for incels that animorphing into a tarantula gives you chad jaw 
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Nov 22, 2020 19:05
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Waterbed Wendy posted:(no crab animorphs wtf) The kids just decided to stay a crab so they couldn't make the story fit in the series
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Nov 22, 2020 19:08
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Hungry Computer posted:Decorator Crabs Glad to see the crab from Moana got work.
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Nov 22, 2020 19:13
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iirc one of the kids in animorphs turns into a bird for too long and is just a bird forever afterwards
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Nov 22, 2020 19:13
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If you morph into a smaller creature the extra mass of your bod is stored in hyperspace and if you're unlucky a passing space freighter will literally run your rear end over. Dude's mistake was not transforming to crab.
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Nov 22, 2020 19:21
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I recently read a fun book that is sort of a light fantasy / magical realism story about a guy who gets lost in the woods and has to make his way back to civilization. It's called The Hike by Drew Magary and features a talking crab as one of the characters he meets along the way. This has been your crab thread book rec. 
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Nov 22, 2020 19:55
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Ror posted:This has been your crab thread book rec. I've gotten into the Stormlight series (plus all the adjacent books) this year, the latest of which came out last week. One of its most charming aspects is that the main setting has "crustacean" as the default evolutionary path for a lot of the fauna - everything from rats, dogs, cattle, etc, is more like some kind of crab variant, all the way up to gigantic clawmonsters the size of buildings.
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Nov 22, 2020 20:04
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Nov 22, 2020 20:58
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Captain Hygiene posted:I've gotten into the Stormlight series (plus all the adjacent books) this year, the latest of which came out last week. One of its most charming aspects is that the main setting has "crustacean" as the default evolutionary path for a lot of the fauna - everything from rats, dogs, cattle, etc, is more like some kind of crab variant, all the way up to gigantic clawmonsters the size of buildings. i'd never heard of that series before so i looked into it. there's a reddit dedicated to it (of course) and it's worth looking at, lots of quality crab content in there. 
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Nov 22, 2020 21:11
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uber_stoat posted:i'd never heard of that series before so i looked into it. there's a reddit dedicated to it (of course) and it's worth looking at, lots of quality crab content in there.   There's a whole universe of crab memes I never thought to look for until now
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Nov 22, 2020 21:59
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These are rad as hell
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Nov 23, 2020 02:15
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Oh crabitain my crabitain
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Nov 23, 2020 02:50
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Mechanized Crab Cavalry
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Nov 23, 2020 19:02
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Wild T posted:Mechanized Crab Cavalry Crabalry
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Nov 23, 2020 23:33
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Nov 24, 2020 01:55
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stay safe clawverty ghost crab
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Nov 24, 2020 01:55
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This guy gets it: https://www.instagram.com/p/CH8fSijn7Fv/?igshid=b1wgk9aj8qp0
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Nov 24, 2020 05:18
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Nov 24, 2020 19:34
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gently caress you oswald you got the promotion I deserved.
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Nov 24, 2020 19:41
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talk like a normal person, oswald, none of this "gib sunflor" bullshit. it's loving patronising is what it is
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Nov 24, 2020 19:43
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Crab: *painstakingly takes years to learn human speech in order to greet you on your own terms* You: lol shut the gently caress up dumbo
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Nov 24, 2020 19:50
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human speech isn't hard. humans do it. you know anyone who speaks crab?
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Nov 24, 2020 20:02
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:you know anyone who speaks crab? 
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Nov 24, 2020 20:08
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:human speech isn't hard. humans do it. you know anyone who speaks crab? I'm not an expert, but I think this one is saying "please stop poking me" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2BduMQkiXY bonus chill hermit crab https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1G2xUnvdI8
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Nov 24, 2020 21:27
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Crab is a simple language. You simply wave your claws and gesture your intentions. There's only a few phrases to know: "This is food I will eat it" "gently caress off or I'll pinch you" "Ye"
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Nov 24, 2020 21:53
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Wild T posted:Crab is a simple language. You simply wave your claws and gesture your intentions. There's only a few phrases to know: And the all-important; "Yeeclaw!"
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Nov 24, 2020 22:25
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You give a hermit a poke It'll stridulate at your folk
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Nov 24, 2020 22:29
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Wild T posted:Crab is a simple language. You simply wave your claws and gesture your intentions. There's only a few phrases to know: According to one video I saw these words appear important to crab culture: "Crab" "Scare" "Flee" "Frighten" "Hand" "Food" But it was dubbed so I dunno what the original Crabese is.
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Nov 24, 2020 22:44
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https://twitter.com/RebeccaRHelm/status/1331408987917586437❗
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Nov 25, 2020 04:55
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Wild T posted:Crab is a simple language. You simply wave your claws and gesture your intentions. There's only a few phrases to know: According to what I've read, they have more than a thousand words for snip snopping, highly dependent on the subtleties of context.
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Nov 25, 2020 05:00
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You've got a lot of nerve to gently caress my wife in my own bed and then come to me trying to smooth things over with flowers you hard-shelled piece of poo poo.
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Nov 25, 2020 19:00
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more proof of the superior military might of the crab, abyssal helljump
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Nov 25, 2020 19:38
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Nov 25, 2020 21:03
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Nov 26, 2020 02:25
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https://twitter.com/Fishguy_FHL/status/1331111548715102208 CRAB PINCH FORCE 
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Nov 26, 2020 04:41
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