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This was far too much fun to draw. e: and the worst possible snipe
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# ? Nov 23, 2020 14:28 |
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Animorphs: More body horror than you can shake a Time Matrix at. Also, aliens driving Mustangs on distant planets.
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# ? Nov 23, 2020 15:41 |
Epicurius posted:
(Oh, this is definitely going to be either a Camaro or a Mustang....) We have an '86 Mustang GT convertible (with the seats removed at the moment because the carpet was just replaced) and this is now all I will picture when I look at it. e: Tree Bucket posted:
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# ? Nov 23, 2020 16:16 |
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Aaahhh, this part is just so good. Alone and desperate on an enemy, alien world, having lost his faith in the glory of war, his friend, his commanding officer, and his new alien crush, Elfangor literally crashes and burns. A teenager whose plans and best intentions have gone completely to poo poo, in the fine tradition of the Animorphs series. Then, at his lowest point, he has to resort to sifting through the wreckage of a junk smuggling freighter and cobbles together some fighting spirit and a plan with whatever junk some idiot aliens were able to grab from a gas station. An inspiring vision of paradise from a cigarette ad! And of course the Mustang is just amazing. And the Stones are perfect. It’s just, so good. Right when the Time Matrix shows up and kicks the already alien story into completely bonkers Sci Fi territory, you get this dose of extremely grounded, kickin’ rad human element. And it does so much to point the way to where Elfangor and this war are going.
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# ? Nov 23, 2020 17:07 |
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Something just occured to me: the time matrix was discovered under a pyramid, right? didn't Erik say he worked on the pyramids?
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# ? Nov 23, 2020 20:13 |
Elfangor fucks
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# ? Nov 23, 2020 22:09 |
pickin up mad bitches in my fully sick mustang while slicing and dicing gross slugs and sucking down doctor pepper and a few marly lights
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# ? Nov 23, 2020 22:09 |
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:pickin up mad bitches in my fully sick mustang while slicing and dicing gross slugs and sucking down doctor pepper through my feet and a few marly lights
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# ? Nov 23, 2020 22:39 |
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Irrationally worried that Elfangor is going to have an adverse reaction to Dr. Pepper. His species lives on water and grass. High fructose corn syrup might gently caress him up...
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# ? Nov 23, 2020 22:56 |
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Bobulus posted:Irrationally worried that Elfangor is going to have an adverse reaction to Dr. Pepper. His species lives on water and grass. High fructose corn syrup might gently caress him up... We were somewhere around the Living Hive, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...
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# ? Nov 23, 2020 22:58 |
wizzardstaff posted:We were somewhere around the Living Hive, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold... welp.
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# ? Nov 23, 2020 23:12 |
Bobulus posted:Irrationally worried that Elfangor is going to have an adverse reaction to Dr. Pepper. His species lives on water and grass. High fructose corn syrup might gently caress him up... Would they have started using it in the 60s?
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# ? Nov 23, 2020 23:23 |
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The tone of this book feels different to the mainline series. It almost reads like a self-parody or a fanfiction, in a way, with the excess gore and the cultural easter eggs and the Loren character. Were they deliberately trying to make these ones more xtreme, I wonder?
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# ? Nov 23, 2020 23:34 |
It felt like they decided to have a little fun with it, and succeeded
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# ? Nov 23, 2020 23:40 |
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rollick posted:The tone of this book feels different to the mainline series. It almost reads like a self-parody or a fanfiction, in a way, with the excess gore and the cultural easter eggs and the Loren character. Were they deliberately trying to make these ones more xtreme, I wonder? The mainline books are hobbled a bit by having to painstakingly re-explain the premise (and thermals) for the benefit of brand new readers. I think that in a companion novel where they could assume readers were already invested fans, Applegate and Grant felt like they could cut loose a bit.
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# ? Nov 23, 2020 23:41 |
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That does make sense. I guess it's like how a Star Trek novel compares to a TV episode. It would be funny if they figured a way to get thermals in there anyway.
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# ? Nov 23, 2020 23:50 |
Hmmm.... a missed opportunity since he was a bird already
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# ? Nov 23, 2020 23:55 |
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The Andalite Chronicles-Chapter 23quote:All that afternoon I stayed in the horrible, reeking, stifling darkness of that underground cavern. Arbron was there some of the time. But not often. Mostly he was communing with the Living Hive. Making plans. In case you didn't do the math, that's 1,125 Taxxons. quote:I nosed the yellow Mustang into the living, pulsating gap in the tube. To my amazement, the tube stretched for me and the machine. It flattened down and widened out, leaving just inches of clearance. So, this entire chapter has just been slaughter. It's disturbing and I think it's meant to be disturbing. Elfangor is running people over, Arbron and the axtual Taxxons are in a murderous frenzy....it's just bad. Chapter 24 quote:<NOOOOOO!> I screamed. I leapt from the machine and plowed into the mass of Taxxon bodies. He's so charming. quote:I saw Arbron turn away from Loren. He came to stand beside me, a massive, ten-foot-long worm. <Guess we’re a long way from the good old StarSword, eh, Elfangor?> he said, with a touch of his old humor. <We are one lost, lonely pair of arisths. Tell the Yeerk scum to dream on, Elfangor. Tell him we are Andalites. We don’t surrender.> So Arbron finally got his promotion. These books, and this one in particular, don't shy away from the suffering war causes on the soldiers. Alloran has whatever the Andalite version of PTSD is, Arbron is a Taxxon (not a problem soldiers tend to face in modern war as such, but), and Elfangor is the young naive cadet who's no longer so naive and just hating his entire situation.
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# ? Nov 24, 2020 01:46 |
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Haha. This made my day.
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# ? Nov 24, 2020 04:43 |
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Trying to remember if, in the Hork Bajir Chronicles, Alloran and Visser Three actually encounter each other. (Or am I remembering that wrong in the first place? Is Visser One the Yeerk in HBC?) Not that he needs to have done so for his reaction to make sense, of course; he'd obviously recognise the name anyway.
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# ? Nov 24, 2020 06:09 |
ALLORAN IS RIGHT
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# ? Nov 24, 2020 06:53 |
Knowing what happens to alloran just makes me more mad that Ax wouldn't finish him off
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# ? Nov 24, 2020 18:14 |
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How do you think alloran feels knowing the remains of elfangor are just sitting there in his stomach
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# ? Nov 24, 2020 19:05 |
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Terror Sweat posted:How do you think alloran feels knowing the remains of elfangor are just sitting there in his stomach Incorrect. The actual question is how does Alloran feel knowing that he's shat out the remains of Elfangor at some point.
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# ? Nov 24, 2020 19:49 |
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What actually happens to food you eat in morph? If you gorge yourself as a hippo and then turn into a human and then into an ant you don't explode, obviously, so it makes more sense that matter you ingest during a morph is extruded into z-space with the rest of the mass on de-transformation and only your original DNA is used. Since morphing fixes injuries and you also seem to start with a default hunger for your species you can gorge yourself as a human, transform into an ant, transform back into a human, and be ready to eat again. This also solves world hunger, because
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# ? Nov 24, 2020 19:58 |
Welcome to insanity.
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# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:01 |
What always bugged me was: when you morph something small, the extra mass gets shoved off to z-space, okay. When you morph something big, are you borrowing the mass of somebody else who's currently morphed small? Or do you keep the same mass and just have the density of styrofoam?
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# ? Nov 24, 2020 23:06 |
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Remalle posted:What always bugged me was: when you morph something small, the extra mass gets shoved off to z-space, okay. When you morph something big, are you borrowing the mass of somebody else who's currently morphed small? Or do you keep the same mass and just have the density of styrofoam? I assume the extra mass also comes from Z-Space
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# ? Nov 24, 2020 23:12 |
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wizzardstaff posted:They borrow the mass from someone else who's morphing a small animal at the same time. Take a penny, leave a penny.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 00:04 |
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Galaxy Brain: Tobias willingly sacrificed his human body to give his friend one extra teenage boy's worth of biomass to utilize in their morphing process.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 00:28 |
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The Andalite Chronicles-Chapter 25quote:We launched the Jahar. There was no one to stop us. The battle still raged, and none of the Yeerks had the presence of mind to come after us. Or so I thought. Any person who. .. .willfully disobeys a lawful command of his superior commissioned officer; shall be punished, if the offense is committed in time of war, by death or such other punishment as a court-martial may direct, and if the offense is committed at any other time, by such punishment, other than death, as a court-martial may direct.” - UCMJ 90.2 "the justification for acts done pursuant to orders does not exist if the order was of such a nature that a man of ordinary sense and understanding would know it to be illegal."-United States v Keenan quote:<Sir, the Time Matrix is -> "Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you." Nietzsche-Beyond Good and Evil quote:The sub-visser tensed up. He was not going to get pushed out of a spaceship without a fight. His Hork-Bajir muscles bunched and rippled. Will he do it? Don't continue to the next chapter until you've made your prediction. Chapter 26 quote:My finger hovered above the pad. It was war. In war, you destroyed your enemies. Alloran was my prince. You obeyed your prince. So that's Alloran's secret and his disgrace. quote:Alloran stared at me. <I cannot have a weak, cowardly fool like you messing up -> I'd say that deserves a promotion.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:05 |
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He'll make Visser Two at this rate.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 04:22 |
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Am I the only one confused about the logistics here? edit - there must be at least three Yeerks, and I guess maybe Chapman was already infested before they took off? But there was also clearly already a Yeerk inside Visser Three's old host, just not him... so when did the transfer occur? Or was Chapman walking around with a spare in his pocket? freebooter fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Nov 25, 2020 |
# ? Nov 25, 2020 04:23 |
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Yeah I forgot this, that was a big twist. Not sure how they managed it. When did s.V-7 do his hop?
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 04:28 |
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Got an Invasion of the Body Snatchers vibe from that, or The Thing.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 04:33 |
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freebooter posted:Am I the only one confused about the logistics here? It'll be explained in the next chapter, but if you want spoilers.... There were 3 Yeerks...one in Loren, one in the Hork-Bajir, and one in Chapman. Visser Three was in Chapman, an unknown Yeerk was in Loren, and a Yeerk pretending to be Visser Three was in the Hork-Bajir. Hork-Bajir goes out the window. Visser Three/Chapman knocks out Alloran, and then, when Elfangor isn't paying attention, transfers to Alloran. Chapman isn't a host when Elfangor shoots him. He's just a traitor.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 04:40 |
ALLORAN WAS RIGHT ELFANGOR WAS WRONG
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 06:48 |
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Epicurius posted:It'll be explained in the next chapter, but if you want spoilers.... Ahhh OK it make more sense when you realise Chapman is a voluntary host
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 06:51 |
Wait. Elfangor is still holding the shredder, right? Just loving shoot him again.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 06:56 |
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:ALLORAN WAS RIGHT I know you think that. I still don't believe it (and neither at this point do the Andalites, or Alloran wouldn't be in disgrace and the Andalite government wouldn't be trying to cover up the fact that he used WMDs). There was somebody who said that governments and militaries don't have codes of conduct and rules of war for the enemy's sake, but for their own; for their own honor and their own morality. There has to be some point where you say, "We've decided as a society that X is just too horrible to do to the enemy." If you start making exceptions, if you start saying "Well, this time it's ok", then that's where stuff falls apart and your society falls apart.
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