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genericnick
Dec 26, 2012


20 points ahead with any other leader.

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Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Communist Thoughts posted:

"you could be forgiven for thinking, a researcher says" after the government bungs money to its mates instead of helping anybody in a pandemic in full sight of everyone

completely controlled press

decorum innit

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Communist Thoughts posted:

"you could be forgiven for thinking, a researcher says" after the government bungs money to its mates instead of helping anybody in a pandemic in full sight of everyone

completely controlled press

I checked out the article and almost lost it that they had to resort to mathematical analysis to detect graft. :rolleye:

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


I'm sure glad that "dishonesty in relation to the public funds" as understood by a Home Office official is an automatic disqualification from any and all immigration, up to and including citizenship; really provides assurance for the public.

Maybe we ought to deport the lot of them?

Junkozeyne
Feb 13, 2012
The British elite has done enough harm roaming around the world already.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Please don't litter.

Internet Poster
Nov 1, 2020

brexit

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth
Apr 23, 2004

brexit? what's that mean?

CredulousAtBest
Oct 4, 2020
My name is CredulousAtBest. Glenn Greenwald constantly owning me has resulted in my prodromal schizophrenia, so please be polite when you deal with psychotic breaks and kindly nod to my unintelligible tripe.

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth posted:

brexit? what's that mean?

It means Britain will cease to brexist

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/AaronBastani/status/1330930652586369025?s=20

Is this guy a Labour insider or somethin?

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."


Eh not really. He founded Novara Media which attached itself to Corbynite Labour and so got lots of interviews with big names and covered their politics so he's a well connected left journo but won't be getting leaks from the Labour party machine.

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

have they fixed the labour party yet

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth
Apr 23, 2004

that's actually good for labour, getting rid of all those nasty anti-Semites

Rollie Fingers
Jul 28, 2002


Starmer’s an MI5 hood who’s demolished the only leftist party in the western world that had a chance of governing in the near future. He’s doing his job perfectly.

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


Bojo's leaving for medical reasons right? So who's likely next in line for PM?

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Tulip posted:

Bojo's leaving for medical reasons right? So who's likely next in line for PM?
patel

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Rollie Fingers posted:

Starmer’s an MI5 hood who’s demolished the only leftist party in the western world that had a chance of governing in the near future. He’s doing his job perfectly.

A leftist party is governing right here in the state of Berlin op :)

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Rollie Fingers posted:

Starmer’s an MI5 hood who’s demolished the only leftist party in the western world that had a chance of governing in the near future. He’s doing his job perfectly.

Keir Starmer did this

Rollie Fingers
Jul 28, 2002

The Labour right spent the entire loving year undermining Corbyn, sabotaging the campaign, calling him a communist and fuelling the moronic anti-semitic smears in the media. The state media pummelled the public with 'Corbyn is a nazi and will fill the country with refugees' lies.

Wouldn't surprise me if Keith had made a pact with the human garbage like Hodge even before the election.

Corbyn failed by going against his own instincts re: Brexit (pressured into triangulation to appease the fbpe libs) and being weak against the slimy liberals that were destroying the party from within. Unfortunately his weakness there showed me he might not have been a great PM anyway. The blairites would've turned him into another Theresa May.

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

hakimashou posted:

Keir Starmer did this



No you're not paying attention. His handlers at MI5 did this.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Rollie Fingers posted:

The Labour right spent the entire loving year undermining Corbyn, sabotaging the campaign, calling him a communist and fuelling the moronic anti-semitic smears in the media. The state media pummelled the public with 'Corbyn is a nazi and will fill the country with refugees' lies.

Wouldn't surprise me if Keith had made a pact with the human garbage like Hodge even before the election.

Corbyn failed by going against his own instincts re: Brexit (pressured into triangulation to appease the fbpe libs) and being weak against the slimy liberals that were destroying the party from within. Unfortunately his weakness there showed me he might not have been a great PM anyway. The blairites would've turned him into another Theresa May.

realistically he could've pushed some popular but unacceptable to the right policy and called a snap election when they ditched it

you have a great deal of cards when in government that you don't have in opposition

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


the thing with corbyn was unfortunately that he needed to be less Jam Grandad

what good is to be a socialist leader without a fighting instinct, disposed to suffer liberals undermining him?

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

you want someone in a position to seize internal momentum in moments like this, you get people willing to play ball with the internal right like corbyn or sanders

if corbyn's instincts were more combative, he wouldn't have been a labour MP through the blair years - he would've resigned long ago in protest

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Tbh Corbyn should have known the leader of a political party in the UK couldn't get away with being so racist

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


I agree it's far too little, gotta have at least some dogwhistles in your speeches

Dravs
Mar 8, 2011

You've done well, kiddo.
Nice, Matt Hancock spent £50,000 of taxpayer money on takeaways in April but the government can't afford to feed staving children, LOL

https://news.sky.com/story/health-secretary-matt-hancock-defends-departments-50k-spend-on-takeaways-12140127

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
on one particular takeaway

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Nandos got a little bit pricier during lockdown huh?

Edit: lol it really was from one place which is now closing that location anyway.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
chuka's new job

https://twitter.com/FreedomForward/status/1331300740627886090?s=20

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Jihad Dredd

Tincans
Dec 15, 2007

Imagine the feeling of waking up every morning and remembering Corbyn is our PM

http://twitter.com/jamies_1703/status/1331708357007257600

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

hakimashou posted:

Keir Starmer did this

I think the labour brexit guy (kier starmer) deserves credit for the brexit policy yes

people like yourself absolutely don't deserve to live lol

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


This, to the best of my knowledge, is not satire in any way:

British-only passport holders barred from playing Prince William in new film

graun posted:

British actors will be barred from auditioning to play Prince William in a forthcoming film, because of new restrictions introduced after the country separates from the EU in January.

A new casting notice asking for boys aged between nine and 12 years old, who could conceivably play William at age 11, stipulates that only European passport holders can apply. “NOT British-European,” warns the note, “due to new Brexit rules from 1st January 2021.”

Brexit

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


historically i believe the solution is to contact a small german duchy for candidates

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1332009997149085696?s=20

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
https://twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/1332278689451667456?s=20

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012


That should fix it.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1331329645841625088

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters

constantly finding new and dramatic lows

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genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

https://twitter.com/flying_rodent/status/1331985059918868480
Unironically love that squirrel account. The CUKs should never be allowed to live down their shame.

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