TRUMP 1460: HAVE A GOOD LIFE, WE WILL SEE YOU SOON!

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Marx Headroom: May 10, 2007; AT LAST! A show with nonono ~~commercials~~!; Fallen Rib

thrawn527 posted:

So something I've never understood. Why do we celebrate the Pilgrims making it through a difficult Winter at the start of Winter? Shouldn't Thanksgiving be a Spring holiday?

what are you supposed to feast on in spring? the bountiful spring harvest?

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:34

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# ? May 21, 2024 16:41

Actual Satan: Mar 14, 2017; Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/jrovner/status/1331319033212379141

He's right

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:34

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

thrawn527 posted:

So something I've never understood. Why do we celebrate the Pilgrims making it through a difficult Winter at the start of Winter? Shouldn't Thanksgiving be a Spring holiday?

It's a harvest festival

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:34

BAE OF PIGS: Nov 28, 2016; Tup

TotalHell posted:

i'll miss the lunatic ravings of our manchild prezzy

His rallies are the only thing that can bring this nation together

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:34

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Trump: Look at that beautiful, beautiful bird...ah, that is a lucky bird!

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ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

DryGoods posted:

lmao

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:34

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Lawman 0 posted:

is the mention that he was a former oscar-nominee a comment on the performance offered in the video??

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:34

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 374 days!

UFOTacoMan posted:

so prez really is doing the gray hair thing now

IVE ALWAYS DONE IT WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:34

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/jrovner/status/1331319033212379141

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Mrs. Dash: Apr 11, 2009

Lawman 0 posted:

https://twitter.com/jrovner/status/1331319033212379141

I'm going to miss this man.

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:34

PyPy: Sep 13, 2004; by vyelkin

Lawman 0 posted:

that's going into my trumpo album

we need a master archive of the best tromps. I�ve also been working on curating and organizing my many years of cspam timp pics. working hard, thank you!

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:34

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

Vim Fuego posted:

Ok, workshopping "Ready Player TRUMM" a terrible novel filled with reference to the TURMP thread.

"I finished shaving in the mirror. "Straight out of central casting", I thought to myself. I tried to remember who I was or what I was doing, but I could only remember sailor. "That was some weird poo poo!" It came to me. I was supposed to meet my source this morning. I checked my rolex watch with the band 3 sizes too small. It constricted the flesh of my wrist in a distressing way but I never, ever took it off. Good. I still had a centi-mooch to go. A mooch is the time unit derived from the length of time that Anthony Scaramucci served as the press secretary to your favorite president."

print it and ship it

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:34

Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

How many thousands of dollars are spent driving some fuckin turkeys back and forth across this shithole country for a photo op with a low energy loser? Give me my loving money

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:35

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Marx Headroom posted:

what are you supposed to feast on in spring? the bountiful spring harvest?

strong "i have nipples greg" energy

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:35

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1331317982107213833?s=19

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:35

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Vim Fuego posted:

Ok, workshopping "Ready Player TRUMM" a terrible novel filled with reference to the TURMP thread.

"I finished shaving in the mirror. "Straight out of central casting", I thought to myself. I tried to remember who I was or what I was doing, but I could only remember sailor. "That was some weird poo poo!" It came to me. I was supposed to meet my source this morning. I checked my rolex watch with the band 3 sizes too small. It constricted the flesh of my wrist in a distressing way but I never, ever took it off. Good. I still had a centi-mooch to go. A mooch is the time unit derived from the length of time that Anthony Scaramucci served as the press secretary to your favorite president."

I was just gonna post about how the ready player 2 text makes me want to vomit but now you've hit very close to home and it's apparent to me at this point that my brain is just as broken as the people who keep reading that garbage because Ready Player TRUMM is the content that I crave.

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:35

PyPy: Sep 13, 2004; by vyelkin

is there an easy way to search for duplicate images or highrez versions of the same image in an image collection

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:35

Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

e: too big of an image

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tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 374 days!

I've seen that randy quaid sex video and its disgusting

Those two are perfect for each other :unsmith:

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uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

beautiful bird... beautiful bird...

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:35

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Trump called this turkey beautiful an uncomfortable amount of times. most of them whispered to himself

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:35

robot roll call: Mar 7, 2006; dance dance dance dance dance to the radio

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly concede and pardon turkeys named "corn" and "cob"

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:36

PyPy: Sep 13, 2004; by vyelkin

DryGoods posted:

strong stepdad energy

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:36

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

biden should appoint hillary and obama to some admin positions that don't need confirmation

Hollary as the official Emails / Benghazi Czar

Obama heading the Federal ID and Birth Certificate Redesign Committee

i want to see the sparks fly plz

also: jeo beden GIVE ME MONEY

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:36

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

thrawn527 posted:

So something I've never understood. Why do we celebrate the Pilgrims making it through a difficult Winter at the start of Winter? Shouldn't Thanksgiving be a Spring holiday?

Thanksgiving was originally to celebrate a successful harvest of the crops the native americans taught the pilgrims how to grow.

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:36

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

Lawman 0 posted:

https://twitter.com/jrovner/status/1331319033212379141

listen to this turkey

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:36

BAE OF PIGS: Nov 28, 2016; Tup

I always thought Thanksgiving was a chance to get together one last time with those most important to you before the brutal winter forces you inside for months on end and infects the ones you love with flu/covid/AIDS

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:37

Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

the turkey started gobbling at the president, asking him questions as he turned away..

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:37

Actual Satan: Mar 14, 2017; Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!

tenderjerk posted:

I've seen that randy quaid sex video and its disgusting

Those two are perfect for each other

Link?

Asking for a friend

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:37

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

robot roll call posted:

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly concede and pardon turkeys named "corn" and "cob"

lol

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:37

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

Thank you Korn

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Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

so does jacob wohl think these turkey names are a reference to him yet?

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:37

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

thrawn527 posted:

So something I've never understood. Why do we celebrate the Pilgrims making it through a difficult Winter at the start of Winter? Shouldn't Thanksgiving be a Spring holiday?

I think the gist is a sufficiently successful harvest that you've got enough stored for the winter and some extra poo poo to burn in a gluttonous feast before poo poo gets real and you ration through April.

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:37

PyPy: Sep 13, 2004; by vyelkin

that was a cool turkey giving us a few gobbles

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:37

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

TMMadman posted:

Thanksgiving was originally to celebrate a successful harvest of the crops the native americans taught the pilgrims how to grow.

imagine going to colonize a new world and you don't bring anyone who knows how to plant a fuckin' crop

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:37

boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

UFOTacoMan posted:

I was just gonna post about how the ready player 2 text makes me want to vomit but now you've hit very close to home and it's apparent to me at this point that my brain is just as broken as the people who keep reading that garbage because Ready Player TRUMM is the content that I crave.

I stepped into my office, a perfect replica of the exterior of Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Walking up to the podium, I howled "PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT" into the mic, which caused YMCA to play as a secret panel came into view. Bing, bong! I thought to myself. Unlike the other Deplorables, I always Remember Sailor.

# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:38